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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe Colombu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bart Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Simpson has chosen Coming Home as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Bart Simpson has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Joe Colombu's chin.
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176 cm
28
215 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
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189 cm
27
207 lbs
8 - 5 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Brawler
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Joe Colombu! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bart Simpson! The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Lou da Vinci and John Roberts.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Colombu throws a right and a left that Simpson avoids nicely. Colombu throws a right hand that misses
and Simpson counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters. Colombu misses with a two punch combination.
We've been told by Colombu's head coaches at The Butcher's Block that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight. Colombu feints a jab promting Simpson to slip. Colombu then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Simpson slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
It looks like Bart Simpson has been cut. Colombu misses with a lunging right hand
and Simpson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. A big left from Colombu misses. Colombu tests Simpson's chin there with a solid looking shot. Simpson misses with a looping left. Colombu lets his hands go wild with a nice combination. Left! Right! Uppercut! Spinning backfist! Simpson goes down and covers up as Colombu starts wailing on him! The ref watches the action closely before stepping in and putting a stop to the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Joe Colombu! Joe Colombu gave a mention to Machiavelli Boutique in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales). Bart Simpson was interviewed post fight and said 'Sub ya later!'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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