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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Unkown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Danjie Mercado (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Unkown comes to the cage accompanied by I.C.P. BITCHES! MIRrorCulZ. Mercado has chosen Pagsubok as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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173 cm
33
142 lbs
28 - 8 - 0 |
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168 cm
31
147 lbs
21 - 10 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
28 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Johnny Unkown! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
21 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Danjie Mercado! The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Josh West and Colin Fray.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Horrible takedown attempt by Mercado or perhaps it was just good defense by Unkown, which made it look bad. Unkown scores with a takedown into Mercado's guard. Unkown avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Unkown lands a couple of decent looking shots. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Unkown pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Mercado is keeping the position for now. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Unkown throws a big elbow that misses. Unkown won't allow Mercado to sweep him here. Mercado is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Unkown is aware though and is defending well.
That's one minute gone in the round. Unkown trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. Unkown postures up.
Mercado manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Unkown manages to get himself to full guard.
Mercado looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights. Mercado is sitting in close to Unkown's body. Unkown has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Mercado is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Mercado is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Unkown.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Johnny Unkown! An intense looking Johnny Unkown took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Whew-eeY! Tarnation eat sum bitch wuz like a blowjob from a transvestite if ya know what I mean! He was just axin for me to sho him why I iz known az da trailer park hero! I iz glad I fought the snake and won, ya never know when it comes to snake chokin! Yeehaw! '. The defeated Danjie Mercado had this to say: 'Well, what can I say man. He's the better man today. I'll be back. '.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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