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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Kim Il Sung (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gonna Spanked (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Il Sung comes to the cage accompanied by Death in Vegas- Dirt. Gonna Spanked has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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180 lbs
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158 lbs
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Abu Dhabi Champ
Lethal high kicks
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Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kim Il Sung!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
36 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gonna Spanked!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spanked misses with a wild combination.
Spanked lands a jab to the head.
Il Sung gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Il Sung throws a jab but it's blocked by Spanked.
Spanked lands with a shot to the body.
Spanked throws a body punch but Il Sung moves out of range.
Il Sung changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Il Sung scores with a jab to the head.
Spanked has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Il Sung moves away from the strike by Spanked.
Il Sung fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Spanked checks it well.
Spanked looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Il Sung throws a low kick, looking for Spanked's leg but Spanked calmly moves out of range.
Spanked ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Il Sung moves away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Il Sung connects with a body shot.
Spanked dips to his left and cracks Il Sung with an uppercut!
Il Sung keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Spanked swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Il Sung counters with a nice kick to the body.
Spanked uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Il Sung.
Spanked cracks Il Sung with a good jab.
Il Sung thows a body kick. Spanked tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Spanked moves out of range as Il Sung strikes.
Il Sung's corner calls for a 1-2. Il Sung obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Spanked shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Spanked bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Il Sung connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Il Sung shoots in for a takedown but Spanked shows good takedown defense.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spanked jabs at Il Sung's body.
Spanked with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Spanked throws a lazy uppercut
and Il Sung connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Spanked tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Il Sung was well out of range. Poor timing from Spanked.
Spanked lands with a shot to the body.
Il Sung avoids the head kick by Spanked.
Spanked is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Spanked lands with an uppercut that bounces Il Sung off the cage and back into range.
Spanked pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Spanked swings away with a body shot that misses
and Il Sung counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Il Sung is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Spanked defends it well.
Il Sung is looking for a kimura but Spanked is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Il Sung to get the leverage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Il Sung seems to be looking for submissions.
Il Sung trying to advance position but Spanked counters by regaining guard.
Spanked seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Il Sung drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Spanked dives on top into guard.
Spanked wants to get up but he can't break Il Sung's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Spanked preventing the sweep.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Spanked tries to stand but Il Sung is controlling from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Spanked has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Il Sung misses with an attempted mid kick.
A little jabbing left from Spanked on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Spanked throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Il Sung half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Spanked throws a jab but it's blocked by Il Sung.
Il Sung swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
A decent looking cross lands there for Spanked.
Il Sung blocks a jab.
Spanked takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Spanked feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Il Sungs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Gonna Spanked will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Il Sung thows a left - swing and a miss!
Spanked throws a nice looking combination but Il Sung bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Spanked connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Il Sung shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Spanked digs a good body shot into Il Sung's ribs.
Gonna Spanked seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Il Sung fails with the takedown
and Spanked counters with a two punch combo.
Spanked throws an overhand right that lands on Il Sung's shoulder, as Il Sung tries to avoid the shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Il Sung throws an overhand right that lands on Spanked's shoulder, as Spanked tries to avoid the shot.
Il Sung blocks a jab.
Spanked scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Il Sung doesn't seem bothered though.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Spanked. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Spanked dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spanked misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Il Sung.
Il Sung slips a jab from Spanked.
Il Sung's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Spanked connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Il Sung scrambles back to his feet.
Gonna Spanked is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Spanked avoids a kick to the body.
Despite the aggression on Spanked's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Il Sung explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Il Sung tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Spanked was well out of range. Poor timing from Il Sung.
Il Sung throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Spanked swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Nice uppercut lands for Spanked. That snapped Il Sung's head back.
A looping hook to the body misses from Spanked. Il Sung does a little dance to reset his feet.
Il Sung fires out a quick counter leg kick but Spanked just manages to avoid it.
Il Sung sizes up Spanked with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Spanked throws a lazy right hand but Il Sung sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A cross from Spanked lands.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spanked connects with a body shot that sends Il Sung's belly button to the back.
Spanked scores with a body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Spanked throws a hook but Il Sung avoids it easily.
Il Sung swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Spanked missing with a left hand there. Il Sung was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Spanked digs a good body shot into Il Sung's ribs.
Spanked throws a body punch but Il Sung moves out of range.
Spanked lands a slapping body shot.
Il Sung connects with a right hand. Spanked shakes it off.
Nice uppercut there from Spanked.
Il Sung ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Il Sung looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Spanked!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Il Sung working away.
Il Sung tries for a kimura but Spanked is defending well.
Il Sung wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Spanked, who protects the arm well.
Spanked keeping his opponent close.
Spanked wants to control but Il Sung postures up.
Il Sung is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Spanked knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
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That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Il Sung tries to advance to mount but Spanked denies him.
Il Sung is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Spanked has escaped the position, nice work there.
Il Sung tries for a kimura but Spanked is defending well.
Spanked can't do much from the bottom here.
Il Sung is trying to get an arm triangle but Spanked is defending well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gonna Spanked showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Spanked connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Il Sung's hands.
Spanked feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Il Sungs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Spanked connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Jab, jab by Spanked - just one landing.
Spanked scores with a jab.
Il Sung's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Spanked connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Il Sung scrambles back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spanked looks to score with a jab to the body but Il Sung is just out of range.
Spanked slips a jab and a cross from Il Sung.
Spanked will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spanked lands with a slapping head kick.
Il Sung gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
letting Spanked counter with a right hand.
Spanked lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Il Sung throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A big left from Il Sung misses.
Il Sung dodges the punch combination from Spanked.
Il Sung tries to counter with a takedown but Spanked is quick to defend against it.
Il Sung looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Spanked dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Il Sung misses.
Spanked lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Il Sung is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Spanked.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Spanked swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Il Sung.
Spanked scores with a nice head shot.
Kim Il Sung has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Spanked moves into range and connects with a jab.
Il Sung dips to his left and cracks Spanked with an uppercut!
Spanked misses with a wild body shot.
Spanked lands a slapping body shot.
Il Sung takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Spanked ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Il Sung moves away.
Il Sung drops down looking for a counter takedown but Spanked sprawls and moves away.
Gonna Spanked seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spanked ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Il Sung goes for a double leg but Spanked avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Spanked continues to drive forward.
Spanked slips under a jab from Il Sung.
Il Sung thows a left - swing and a miss!
Il Sung takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Spanked throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Spanked goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Spanked throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Il Sung displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Spanked throws out the jab.
Spanked lands a nice hook to Il Sung's body. Il Sung takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Spanked throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spanked ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Il Sung moves away.
Il Sung misses with an uppercut.
Il Sung takes one to the side of the head.
Il Sung drops his hands momentarily and Spanked takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Spanked fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Il Sung manages to avoid it.
A quick step to the side and Il Sung tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Spanked shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Spanked tests Il Sung's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Il Sung looks to throw a body kick
and Spanked connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Spanked throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Il Sung on the side of the head.
Spanked getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Spanked has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Il Sung delivers a nice body kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Gonna Spanked comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Spanked winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gonna Spanked!
Gonna Spanked really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Reaper Combatwear logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
Kim Il Sung was interviewed post fight and said 'Eat my feces you filthy capitalist dog!'.
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