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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jiggle Jiggle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Remy LeBeau (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jiggle comes into the arena with Story of My Life - One Direction blaring out of the sound system. Jiggle Jiggle is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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195 lbs
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180 cm
28
190 lbs
7 - 8 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jiggle Jiggle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Remy LeBeau!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
LeBeau fails with a takedown attempt.
LeBeau misses with a double jab
and Jiggle counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Jiggle uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from LeBeau.
Jiggle scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Jiggle scores with a kick to the body.
LeBeau looks to throw the jab but Jiggle is out of range.
Jiggle pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces LeBeau back to the cage. Jiggle follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
It looks like Remy LeBeau has been cut.
LeBeau walks into a jab.
LeBeau will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Jiggle scores with a jab to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jiggle cracks a nice hook into LeBeau's ribs.
Jiggle takes a swing at LeBeau's ribcage but misses.
LeBeau feints the counter takedown.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jiggle. LeBeau does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jiggle throws an ugly left hook that misses
and LeBeau connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jiggle throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jiggle ducks down and throws a hook to the body but LeBeau moves away.
LeBeau throws a hook but Jiggle avoids it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jiggle throws a hook but LeBeau blocks it.
Jiggle looks to land a combination but LeBeau avoids it well.
LeBeau pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
LeBeau slips a straight right by Jiggle.
Jiggle throws a body kick that misses.
Jiggle thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jiggle slips a jab from LeBeau.
Jiggle tries a head kick but it misses.
Jiggle Jiggle is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
LeBeau throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jiggle is looking for a counter combo.
Jiggle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
We've been told by Jiggle's head coaches at Heart Cave (10 elites, 3 double-elites, 1 triple) that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
LeBeau bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
LeBeau pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
LeBeau moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
LeBeau changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Jiggle throws a lazy right hand but LeBeau sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
LeBeau darts in looking for a takedown but Jiggle gets double underhooks and turns LeBeau into the cage.
Jiggle Jiggle has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Remy LeBeau.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
LeBeau avoids the head kick by Jiggle.
LeBeau looks like he wants to counter punch here.
LeBeau scores with a three punch combo!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jiggle pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jiggle thuds a left hand into LeBeau's body.
LeBeau has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Jiggle pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jiggle uses good head movement to avoid the hook from LeBeau.
Jiggle displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as LeBeau throws out the jab.
Some wild striking there from LeBeau.
Jiggle keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
LeBeau scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
LeBeau keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
LeBeau lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Jiggle throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
LeBeau looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Jiggle stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from LeBeau.
A lazy left from Jiggle finds it's target.
Jiggle jabbing away but nothing is landing.
LeBeau appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
LeBeau uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jiggle.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
LeBeau lands a nice hook to Jiggle's body. Jiggle takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
LeBeau blocks a head kick by Jiggle.
LeBeau looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Jiggle avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jiggle ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jiggle keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jiggle catches LeBeau with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
LeBeau shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than LeBeau was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Jiggle is working to avoid the ground and pound but LeBeau connects with a decent elbow.
Jiggle wants to get back to his feet.
LeBeau wants to control but Jiggle is keeping him busy.
Jiggle is looking for a sweep.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
LeBeau works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
LeBeau has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
This has been an exciting period of action!
An elbow from LeBeau crashes against the mat.
LeBeau has worked his way into a potential kimura here. Jiggle is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. LeBeau yanks on the arm and Jiggle is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by LeBeau.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Remy LeBeau!
An out of breath and clearly excited Remy LeBeau thanked My$tic Clothing ~ (`10%Laundry`) for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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