PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Herman Munster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zoey Malone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Munster's entrance music is The Munsters Theme. A fine choice. Malone is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Boy Named Sue - Johnny Cash. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Munster
vs
Malone

192 cm
30
210 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

189 cm
41
218 lbs
26 - 24 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Herman Munster!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 24 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Zoey Malone!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Tarja Halkonen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Malone throws a hook but Munster avoids it easily.
Munster lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

It looks like Zoey Malone has been cut.
Munster tests Malone's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Malone lands a nice looking kick to the body. Munster takes a step back to recover.
Malone misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Munster scores with a nice head shot.
Malone looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Malone misses with a kick to the body.
Munster is looking to counter the offense by Malone and move into the clinch.

Malone pushes Munster up against the cage in a clinch.
Malone is stalling here.
Munster throws a punch but it's blocked by Malone.
Malone is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Malone blocking some punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A shot in the inside from Munster.
Munster swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Munster has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Munster.
Munster lands a right hand that snaps the head of Malone backwards.
Malone holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Malone wants to take the fight to the mat but Munster manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Malone blocking some punches.
Malone fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Malone misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Munster throws a punch but it's blocked by Malone.
Munster scores with a shoulder strike.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Munster.
A head punch on the inside from Munster fails to land.
Malone trying to control the position but instead, Munster has worked for underhooks and has pushed Malone into the cage.
Munster prevents a body shot from Malone.
Malone misses with a punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Malone tries a body shot but Munster blocks it.
Munster swings wildly with an uppercut but Malone uses good head movement to avoid it.
Malone manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Malone lands with a right to the head.
Malone tries to stall but Munster uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Munster scores with an uppercut up the middle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Munster tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Munster blocks an uppercut.
Munster swings wildly with an uppercut but Malone uses good head movement to avoid it.
Munster throws a punch but it's blocked by Malone.
Malone lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Munster scores with a nice hook to the head.
Malone misses with a punch to the body.
Malone tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A shot in the inside from Munster.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Malone is working for takedown but Munster is calmly controlling the position for now.
Munster scores with a nice hook to the head.
Munster makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Munster lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Malone misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Munster throws a punch but it's blocked by Malone.
Malone tries to work over Munster's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Malone blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Malone misses with a hook to the ribs.
Munster lands a left hand.
Malone looking to slow down the pace here.
Munster lands a right hand.
Malone goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Malone throws a head punch that misses.
Malone works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Munster misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Munster fails to land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Malone fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Munster swings wildly with an uppercut but Malone uses good head movement to avoid it.
Malone stalling against the cage.
Malone has Munster pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Munster manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Herman Munster has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Zoey Malone.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Munster blocking some punches.
Munster throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Malones head.
Malone blocks an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Malone.
Munster lands with a right to the head.
Munster misses with a punch on the inside.
Malone is struggling to control the position.
Malone fails to pull guard.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Malone.
Malone tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Malone throws a head punch that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Herman Munster dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Zoey Malone's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Malone moves into the clinch.
Malone misses with a body punch.
Malone avoiding damage.
Malone lands with a light punch inside.
Munster swings wildly with an uppercut but Malone uses good head movement to avoid it.
Malone avoiding damage.
Malone lands with a right to the head.
Malone tries a body shot but Munster blocks it.
Malone blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Munster lands a nice uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Malone blocks an uppercut.
Malone blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Malone misses with a short punch on the inside.
Munster throws a head punch that misses.
Malone blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Malone has Munster pushed against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Malone misses with a hook to the ribs.
Herman Munster has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Munster tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Malone throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Munster fails to land.
Munster working aggressively here.
Malone has a couple of punches blocked by Munster.
Malone fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Malone blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Munster misses with the head strike.
Munster prevents a takedown attempt there.
Munster working hard to break the clinch.
Munster swings away with an uppercut that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Malone.
Munster swings wildly with an uppercut but Malone uses good head movement to avoid it.
Malone tries a body shot but Munster blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Munster misses with a short punch on the inside.
Malone struggles to land a body shot inside as Munster controls his hands.
Munster throws a head punch that misses.
Munster working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Malone has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Munster after a bit of a struggle.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Malone.
Munster throws a head punch that misses.
Malone drops down looking for an ankle pick but Munster pulls his leg out and moves away.
Herman Munster has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Zoey Malone.
Munster works Malone's body with a nice hook.
Malone tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Malone tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Malone throws a hook but Munster blocks it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Malone fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Munster is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Malone can do to turn this around?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
No luck for Malone with that takedown attempt.
A head kick misses from Malone.

Munster moves into the clinch.
Munster swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Munster misses with a hook from the clinch.
Munster lands with a left to the head.
Munster blocks a body shot from Malone.
Malone tries to work over Munster's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Malone blocking some punches.
Malone misses with a punch to the body.
Munster throws a head punch that misses.
Malone misses with some punches.
Malone is looking to take this one to the mat.
Malone lands an uppercut.
Malone misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Munster working aggressively here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Malone tries a body shot but Munster blocks it.
Malone misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Munster gets through Malone's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Munster fails to land.
A short right from Munster on the inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Munster swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Munster.
Munster lands an uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Malone.
Munster throws a head punch that misses.
Munster scores with a nice hook to the head.
Malone lands a nice uppercut.
Munster tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Malone fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Munster throws a punch but it's blocked by Malone.
Munster has a couple of punches blocked by Malone.
Malone avoiding damage.
A short right from Munster on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Herman Munster dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Zoey Malone's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Munster buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

Munster drives through and clinches with Malone against the cage.
Munster working aggressively here.
Malone tries to score a body lock takedown but Munster shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Malone.
Munster gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Malone.

Malone drags the fight down to the ground.
Munster trying to control but Malone is working from the bottom.
Munster looking to pass the guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Munster preventing the sweep.
Munster sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Malone wants to sweep but no luck.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Munster pushes down on Malone's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Malone is trying to maintain the position but Munster is very close to passing his half guard.
Malone works his way to full guard. Good work.
Munster lands a couple of digs.
Munster sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Munster content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Munster with a nice head shot there.
Munster is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Munster connects with a couple of short punches.
Herman Munster is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Malone controls Munster momentarily but Munster frees himself.
Munster controls from within his opponent's guard.
Munster trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Munster engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.

Malone has his foot on Munster's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Munster works his way back into a safe position though.
Zoey Malone has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Munster controlling from the top position.
Malone looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Munster not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Malone misses with a body kick.
Munster connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Malone's hands.
Zoey Malone seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Munster thumps Malone with a low kick.
Jab, jab by Munster - just one landing.

Malone fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Munster, pushing him back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Malone.
Malone lands a hook that snaps the head of Munster backwards.
Malone throws a punch but it's blocked by Munster.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Malone doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Munster blocking some punches.
Malone misses with some punches.
Munster blocks a body shot from Malone.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Munster.
Malone can't find room to land a body shot as Munster controls the action.
Malone has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Munster is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Herman Munster has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Zoey Malone.
Malone swings wildly with an uppercut but Munster uses good head movement to avoid it.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Malone trying to stall but Munster improves his position.
Malone working aggressively here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Herman Munster showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Munster has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Herman Munster!
Herman Munster seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Zoey Malone was interviewed post fight and said 'Damn! That sucked!'.