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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Theophilius Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lamar Thompkins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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205 lbs
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216 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Theophilius Thundercunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Lamar Thompkins!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Michael Johnstone and Santiago Holmes.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thundercunt paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Thompkins sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Thompkins lands a glancing blow to the side of Thundercunt's head.
Thundercunt lunges at Thompkins with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Thompkins's hand.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the side of Thompkins's head but Thompkins sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Thompkins looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Thompkins scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Thundercunt doesn't seem bothered though.
Thundercunt slips a jab and a cross from Thompkins.
Thompkins avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Thundercunt misses the target.
Thundercunt throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Thompkins.
Thompkins tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
The fighters circling - Thundercunt throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A jab from Thompkins finds it's way through Thundercunt's defenses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A jab from Thompkins finds it's way through Thundercunt's defenses.
Thompkins dips to his left and cracks Thundercunt with an uppercut!
Thompkins looks to land a left hand but Thundercunt moved out of range nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thompkins shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Thundercunt defends it nicely.
Thundercunt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Thompkins is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Thompkins blocks a jab.
Thompkins avoids the body shot from Thundercunt.
Thompkins feints the counter takedown.
Thundercunt defending well as Thompkins loads up on a big left hand.
Thundercunt swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Thompkins cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Thundercunt throws a quick inside leg kick.
Thundercunt looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Thundercunt dips to his left and cracks Thompkins with an uppercut!
Thundercunt is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Thompkins.
Thompkins avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Thundercunt throws a right and a left that both miss.
Thompkins drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Thundercunt defends it well.
Thundercunt missing with a left hand there. Thompkins was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt throws a body shot but no joy.
Thompkins staying out of range there.
Thompkins throws a right and a left that Thundercunt avoids nicely.
It looked like Thundercunt wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Thundercunt moves out of range of the strikes.
Thompkins shoots for a double leg takedown but Thundercunt sprawls well. He's pushed Thompkins's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Thundercunt is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
A swing and a miss from Thundercunt.
Thompkins is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thompkins ducks under a wild hook from Thundercunt.
Thompkins takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Thundercunt is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Theophilius Thundercunt is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Thundercunt smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Thundercunt throws a body shot but no joy.
Thompkins feints the counter takedown.
Thundercunt lands a nice shot to the body.
Thompkins needs to keep his hands up - Thundercunt had a free shot at his head there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt throws a lazy right hand but Thompkins sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A big right from Thompkins misses.
Thundercunt lands a nice leg kick that just misses Thompkins's sensitive parts.
Thompkins rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Thundercunt moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Thundercunt misses with an attempted mid kick.
Thompkins looks for a takedown but Thundercunt sprawls well.
Thundercunt swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Theophilius Thundercunt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lamar Thompkins.
Thundercunt misses with a jab, cross combination.
Thundercunt fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Thundercunt ducks under a wild hook from Thompkins.
Thundercunt throws a jab but it's blocked by Thompkins.
Thompkins listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Thompkins ducks under a wild hook from Thundercunt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt throws a right and a left that both miss.
Thundercunt jabbing away but nothing is landing.
And Thompkins tries to counter it with a takedown but Thundercunt pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Thundercunt slips under a jab from Thompkins.
Thundercunt shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Thompkins keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Thundercunt.
Thompkins looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thundercunt looks to land a left hand but Thompkins moved out of range nicely.
Nice defenses there by Thompkins.
A little jabbing left from Thompkins on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Thompkins takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Thompkins steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt scores with a hook.
Thundercunt jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Thundercunt throws a hook but Thompkins avoids it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Theophilius Thundercunt dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Thompkins misses with a looping right.
Thompkins on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Thundercunt dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Thompkins looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Thundercunt is fending him off so far but Thompkins persists. Nope, Thundercunt circles away and we're back to standing.
Thompkins takes a jab right on the kisser.
Nice takedown defense from Thundercunt. No joy for Thompkins on that attempt.
Thompkins misses with a looping left.
Thundercunt lands with an overhand left.
Lamar Thompkins is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A cross from Thundercunt lands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt misses with a straight right.
Thompkins is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Thundercunt throws a combination. Thompkins tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Thompkins works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Thundercunt is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice straight punches there by Thompkins. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Thompkins.
Theophilius Thundercunt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Thundercunt avoids a punch combination nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt throws a leg kick which misses Thompkins's front leg but catches the back leg as Thompkins tries to avoid it.
Theophilius Thundercunt is winning the standup battle so far.
Oooh a lovely combination from Thompkins sends Thundercunt down but not out. Thompkins dives into side control looking to finish.
Thundercunt on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Thundercunt tries to get out of the position.
Thundercunt tries to control but end up mounted... ooooh, that's bad.
Thundercunt can't escape the position.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thompkins goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Thundercunt is on top in guard.
Thompkins has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Thundercunt can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Thompkins looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thompkins is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Thompkins has his foot on Thundercunt's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Thundercunt works his way back into a safe position though.
Thundercunt controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Thompkins keeping full guard, as Thundercunt tries to pass.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt throwing strikes but missing.
Thundercunt trying to control but Thompkins is working from the bottom.
Thundercunt working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Thundercunt pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Thompkins is keeping the position for now.
Thundercunt avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Thundercunt knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Thompkins on the ground.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Thompkins looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Thompkins working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Thundercunt doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Thundercunt manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Thundercunt has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Thundercunt is posturing up here but Thompkins has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Thundercunt tries to roll out but it's too tight and Thundercunt has to tap! Slick submission there by Thompkins!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Lamar Thompkins!
An out of breath Lamar Thompkins thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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