PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mike Tyson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Edward McLauglin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tyson kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Mary had a little lamb. McLauglin is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: You Belong To The City. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Tyson
vs
McLauglin

184 cm
33
255 lbs
33 - 14 - 0

190 cm
32
222 lbs
20 - 10 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Museum of Monsters & Madmen
Sun-Tzu

Milwaukee's Best 160 (80% laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mike Tyson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Edward McLauglin!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Ren Mimura and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McLauglin lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
McLauglin scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Edward McLauglin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McLauglin connects with a jab.
McLauglin throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
McLauglin throws a big shot that misses.
Tyson misses with a body kick.
McLauglin thows a body kick. Tyson tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Tyson misses with a wild body shot.
Tyson cracks a nice hook into McLauglin's ribs.
Tyson misses with an uppercut. McLauglin saw that one coming.
McLauglin misses the jab.
McLauglin lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tyson has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Tyson there as he acknowledges the shot.
McLauglin thuds his shin into the meat of Tyson's side.
A lazy left from McLauglin finds it's target.
Tyson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but McLauglin circles away quickly and effectively.
Tyson just misses with a punch to the body.
McLauglin wants to counter the offense by Tyson and move into the clinch position.

McLauglin gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McLauglin gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
McLauglin lands with a left to the head.
Tyson misses with the head strike.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Tyson lands an uppercut.

Tyson breaks from the clinch.
Tyson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McLauglin throws out the jab.
Tyson drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

McLauglin clinches up with Tyson and pushes him back against the cage.
McLauglin lands with a short shot to the head.
Tyson lands with a left to the head.

It looks like Edward McLauglin has been cut.

McLauglin breaks from the clinch.
McLauglin looks to throw a body kick
and McLauglin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Tyson blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Tyson.
McLauglin misses with a punch to the body.
Tyson just leaning against McLauglin, taking a breather.
Tyson working aggressively here.
McLauglin throws a punch but it's blocked by Tyson.
Nice body punch from McLauglin.
A right handed body shot lands from McLauglin.
Tyson is breathing heavily.
McLauglin throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Tysons head.
McLauglin scores with an uppercut up the middle.
McLauglin lands on the inside with an uppercut.
McLauglin stalling against the cage.
McLauglin lands a body shot.
McLauglin lands a damaging elbow.

McLauglin lands an uppercut that drops Tyson! McLauglin follows him to the canvas looking to finish.

Tyson is rocked!
McLauglin misses with the ground and pound.
Oh Tyson is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
McLauglin misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
McLauglin working the ground and pound but Tyson is defending the strikes.
Tyson seems to have got his legs back now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McLauglin tries to score with some ground and pound. Tyson controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Tyson trying to remain calm as McLauglin controls from the top position.
McLauglin throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
McLauglin wants to lay and pray for a moment but Tyson keeps working.
McLauglin is trying to ground and pound but Tyson uses the momentary lack of control by McLauglin to regain half guard.
McLauglin content to control rather than advance.
McLauglin not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
McLauglin thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Well, if McLauglin is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
McLauglin missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
McLauglin trying to control the action but Tyson is working from the bottom.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
A leg kick checked by McLauglin.
Tyson walks into a straight right hand from McLauglin.
A jab from McLauglin finds it's way through Tyson's defenses.
McLauglin throws a hook to the side of Tyson's head but Tyson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McLauglin misses with a combination
and McLauglin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McLauglin plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Tyson lands a jab to the nose.
Tyson misses with a looping left.
McLauglin cracks Tyson with a good jab.
A big right from McLauglin misses.
McLauglin tries a low kick but Tyson avoids it.
McLauglin is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Tyson had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
McLauglin doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
McLauglin has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Tyson misses with a telegraphed body shot
and McLauglin counters with a huge uppercut, hook combination that drops Tyson! The ref has seen enough - he's dived in to stop the fight! Brutal strikes by McLauglin!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Edward McLauglin!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Edward McLauglin waved his t-shirt featuring Milwaukee's Best 160 (80% laundry)'s logo in front of the cameras.