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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Noam Chomsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Davy Vosne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chomsky comes into the arena with System Of A Down BYOB blaring out of the sound system. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Noam Chomsky!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Davy Vosne!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Winston Howard and Damien Edna.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chomsky avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Vosne moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Vosne is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Chomsky.
Vosne loads up on a big right hand but Chomsky slips the punch.
Chomsky lands a glancing blow to the side of Vosne's head.
Vosne looks to land a combination but Chomsky avoids it well.
Chomsky staying out of range there.
Vosne falls off balance throwing a combination
and Chomsky counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Chomsky.
Vosne doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Vosne lands an uppercut.
Chomsky goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Vosne.
Chomsky pushes Vosne back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vosne lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A short right from Vosne on the inside.
Vosne prevents a body shot from Chomsky.
Vosne blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Vosne pressing his opponent against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Vosne is looking to control Chomsky's arms but Chomsky gets an underhook and turns him. Now Vosne has his back to the cage.
Vosne looking to slow down the pace here.
Vosne seems frustrated at his inability to get double underhooks.
Chomsky lands a left hand that snaps the head of Vosne backwards.
Vosne tries a body shot but Chomsky blocks it.
Vosne blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Chomsky prevents a body shot from Vosne.
Chomsky blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Chomsky works on Vosne's body with a couple of short punches.
Chomsky misses with a punch to the body.
Vosne working some nice short punches in the clinch.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Chomsky tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Vosne tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Vosne lands a hook that snaps the head of Chomsky backwards.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Vosne has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Chomsky lands a body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vosne misses with a hook from the clinch.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Vosne tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Chomsky's elbow.
Chomsky lands a left hand.
Still in the clinch, Chomsky scores with a nice short uppercut.
Vosne misses with a hook to the ribs.
Chomsky taking a breather.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice body punch from Vosne - that landed with a thud.
Chomsky works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Vosne goes for a takedown in the clinch but Chomsky prevents it.
Chomsky throws a punch but it's blocked by Vosne.
Vosne doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Vosne struggles to land a body shot inside as Chomsky controls his hands.
Vosne lands a right hand.
Vosne has Chomsky pushed against the cage.
Vosne is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chomsky.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vosne is pushing Chomsky up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
A short uppercut from Chomsky.
Chomsky lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Vosne.
Chomsky leaning against his opponent.
Vosne throws a punch but it's blocked by Chomsky.
Chomsky lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Vosne tries to throw a body punch but Chomsky avoids it by throwing Vosne back against the cage.
The referee calls for Vosne to work.
Vosne looking to stall.
Vosne manages to break the clinch.
Vosne fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Chomsky manages to avoid it.
Vosne misses with a few strikes there.
Chomsky scores with a crisp jab that stopped Vosne in his tracks.
Vosne lands the left hand.
Vosne misses with a straight left.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vosne misses with a lunging right hand
and Chomsky counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Vosne misses with a looping right.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Vosne doesn't manage to clinch there - Chomsky circles away.
A slow jab from Vosne misses its intended target.
Chomsky throws a leg kick that misses.
Chomsky fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Vosne manages to avoid it.
It seemed like Vosne was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
A big left from Vosne misses.
As Vosne tries to get set, Chomsky tries to push him back and clinch up but Vosne manages to avoid the attempt.
Vosne throws a predictable looking body shot
and Chomsky counters with an inside leg kick.
Chomsky displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Vosne throws out the jab.
Chomsky scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Vosne tries to clinch up
and Chomsky connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A jab from Chomsky finds it's way through Vosne's defenses.
Nice cross by Vosne.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Davy Vosne will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Vosne misses with a jab to the body
and Chomsky moves into the clinch.
A short right from Chomsky on the inside.
Vosne misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short left from Chomsky.
Chomsky misses with a hook from the clinch.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Chomsky working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Chomsky swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Vosne misses with a hook from the clinch.
Chomsky struggles to land a body shot inside as Vosne controls his hands.
Vosne taking a breather.
Vosne is looking to break free of the clinch but Chomsky has double underhooks.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Vosne.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chomsky misses with a punch to the body.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Chomsky blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Vosne is leaning against Chomsky and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Noam Chomsky has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Vosne wants to stall.
Vosne blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Vosne trying to stall but Chomsky improves his position.
Vosne lands with a left to the head.
Vosne tries to work over Chomsky's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Vosne dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
The referee calls for Vosne to work.
Chomsky lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Vosne prevents a body shot from Chomsky.
The referee is keeping an eye on Chomsky - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Chomsky pushes Vosne back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Chomsky blocks a body shot from Vosne.
Chomsky lands an uppercut.
Vosne cracks Chomsky with a nice body shot.
Vosne lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A hook to the body from Chomsky.
Vosne trying to stall but Chomsky improves his position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vosne blocks an uppercut.
A short uppercut from Vosne.
Vosne stalling against the cage.
Vosne tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Vosne tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Vosne tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Vosne throws a punch but it's blocked by Chomsky.
Vosne is looking to control Chomsky's arms but Chomsky gets an underhook and turns him. Now Vosne has his back to the cage.
Chomsky tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Vosne's elbow.
Chomsky tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Vosne goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Vosne looking to slow down the pace here.
Vosne tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Vosne blocking some punches.
Vosne misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chomsky has a couple of punches blocked by Vosne.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Vosne as Chomsky tries to tie him up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chomsky.
Vosne is trying to break the clinch but Chomsky has him pressed against the cage.
Vosne lands a left hand that snaps the head of Chomsky backwards.
Vosne is trying to maintain a safe position but Chomsky gets an underhook and turns Vosne into the cage.
Chomsky avoiding damage.
Vosne tries to work over Chomsky's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Vosne blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chomsky.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chomsky.
Vosne throws a punch but it's blocked by Chomsky.
Chomsky lands a right hand.
Vosne misses with a hook from the clinch.
Vosne can't find room to land a body shot as Chomsky controls the action.
Vosne blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Chomsky lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Vosne.
Vosne struggles to land a body shot inside as Chomsky controls his hands.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Chomsky fails to land.
Vosne is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Vosne tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Vosne's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Vosne blocks an uppercut.
Chomsky stalling in the clinch but Vosne improves position.
Chomsky throws a punch but it's blocked by Vosne.
Vosne tries to work over Chomsky's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Vosne is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Chomsky is keeping busy.
Vosne stalls.
Chomsky blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Vosne doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Vosne swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Chomsky fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Noam Chomsky dominated that second round.
That's time! Chomsky's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Vosne is looking to clinch but Chomsky is avoiding it.
Vosne throws a lazy uppercut
and Chomsky counters with a stiff right hand.
Chomsky avoids the body shot from Vosne.
Good shot there by Vosne.
Chomsky throws a leg kick but Vosne moved away.
Chomsky blocks a jab.
Vosne misses with a lunging right hand
and Chomsky counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Vosne misses with the combination.
Chomsky throws a big shot that misses.
Vosne lands with a good body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big right from Vosne misses.
Vosne throws the left hand but Chomsky avoids the punch easily.
Chomsky throws out a leg kick but Vosne moves out of range and Chomsky only half commits.
Chomsky lands a nice shot that snaps Vosne's head back.
Vosne lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Vosne takes the fight into the clinch.
Vosne's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Chomsky fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Vosne blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Chomsky blocks an uppercut.
Vosne lands a right hand.
Chomsky just leaning against Vosne, taking a breather.
Chomsky misses with a punch on the inside.
Nice body punch from Chomsky - that landed with a thud.
Vosne misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Chomsky lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Vosne struggles to land a body shot inside as Chomsky controls his hands.
Vosne lands a shot to the body.
Chomsky blocks a body shot from Vosne.
Vosne tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Vosne scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A head punch on the inside from Chomsky fails to land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vosne is working Chomsky over against the cage.
Vosne is looking to take this one to the mat.
Vosne misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Chomsky avoiding damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Chomsky tries a body shot but Vosne blocks it.
Vosne misses with a hook to the ribs.
Vosne lands a body punch in the clinch.
Vosne struggles to land a body shot inside as Chomsky controls his hands.
Chomsky softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Vosne misses with some punches.
Vosne misses with a body punch.
Chomsky lands a hook that snaps the head of Vosne backwards.
A right handed body shot lands from Vosne.
Chomsky misses with the head strike.
Chomsky tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vosne has Chomsky pushed against the cage.
Chomsky working aggressively here.
Vosne wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Chomsky has him pressed against the cage.
Chomsky lands a hook that snaps the head of Vosne backwards.
Vosne gets through Chomsky's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Vosne lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Vosne is trying to maintain a safe position but Chomsky gets an underhook and turns Vosne into the cage.
Chomsky working some nice short punches in the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Vosne creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Vosne tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Chomsky lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Vosne backwards.
Chomsky misses with a short punch on the inside.
Vosne lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Chomsky lands a body punch.
Vosne stalls.
A nice right hand lands inside from Vosne.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chomsky avoiding damage.
Vosne working aggressively here.
Vosne blocking some punches.
Vosne misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Chomsky fails to land.
Chomsky is stalling here.
Vosne can't find room to land a body shot as Chomsky controls the action.
Vosne's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Vosne throws a lazy uppercut
and Chomsky counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Chomsky tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A frustrated look appears on Vosne's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Vosne tries to stall but Chomsky uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Chomsky stalling.
Vosne can't find room to land a body shot as Chomsky controls the action.
Vosne can't find room to land a body shot as Chomsky controls the action.
Vosne stalling.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Davy Vosne.
I think Vosne has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 30:29
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 30:27
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Noam Chomsky!
Noam Chomsky was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
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