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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Arnaldo Mosquito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clownturd McManmuffin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McManmuffin has chosen HOT HAM N CHEESE as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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183 cm
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188 lbs
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175 cm
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189 lbs
2 - 3 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Brawler
Self confident |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Intelligent |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Arnaldo Mosquito! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Clownturd McManmuffin! The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Felipe Paraventi and Luis Engracia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! McManmuffin shoots for a double leg takedown but Mosquito sprawls well. He's pushed McManmuffin's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily. Mosquito with a poor takedown and McManmuffin counters with a nice double leg into side control. Mosquito won't be happy with that. McManmuffin has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand. McManmuffin shoots in but no luck this time. Mosquito looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard. Mosquito drops an elbow to the side of McManmuffin's head. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. McManmuffin is looking for a sweep. Mosquito is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position. McManmuffin punching from the bottom.
Mosquito seems to be looking for submissions.
Mosquito is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. McManmuffin doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Mosquito. McManmuffin keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound. McManmuffin is defending against the submission attempts here by Mosquito.
Mosquito is breathing heavily. Mosquito not landing any meaningful shots this time. Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up. Mosquito scores with a takedown into McManmuffin's guard. McManmuffin is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Mosquito rolls with it to try and escape but McManmuffin cranks on the arm and Mosquito is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Clownturd McManmuffin!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
85% |
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