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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tommy Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stel Kala (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tommy Thundercunt could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Stel Kala's chin.
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260 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
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200 cm
25
240 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Great elbows
KO power |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Tommy Thundercunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Stel Kala!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Peter Branson and Michael Johnstone.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kala jabs Thundercunt to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Thundercunt moves into range and connects with a jab.
It looks like Stel Kala has been cut.
Kala gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Thundercunt counters with a nice right hand that sends Kala toppling to the canvas! Kala scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Thundercunt finish him?!
Kala is rocked!
Kala moves to clinch but Thundercunt breaks away
and Thundercunt counters with a huge right that knocks Kala out cold! Thundercunt is running around with a crazed look on his face - you can see how much that meant to him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tommy Thundercunt!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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