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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Slice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kevin Shears (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Slice has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Johnny Slice!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kevin Shears!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Daniel Franklin and Chris Downing.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shears fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Jeez, both these guys look absolutely knackered already, that's not a good sign!
Shears changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Slice tries to avoid it but Shears manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Slice to the ground. Slice escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Slice misses with a double jab.
Shears avoids a punch combination nicely.
Shears tries to clinch up.
Slice throws a half hearted mid kick.
Shears tries to clinch but Slice moves out of range.
Shears drives through and clinches with Slice against the cage.
Slice on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Shears throws a knee to the head but misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shears using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Slice blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Shears lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Slice managing to block the knees to the body from Shears.
Shears landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shears lands a nice knee to the body.
Shears misses with a knee to the head.
Shears tries to land a knee to the head but Slice blocks with his arms.
Slice can't break the clinch.
Shears is struggling to control the position.
Shears breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Shears fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Johnny Slice has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kevin Shears.
Slice connects with a solid leg kick.
Shears moves out of range of the body kick from Slice.
Shears tries to close the distance and clinch up but Slice swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Shears will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Shears is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Shears misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Nice sprawl there from Slice as Shears shoots in.
Shears looks for a takedown but Slice sprawls well.
Shears is looking to clinch but Slice is avoiding it.
Slice swinging wilding here.
Johnny Slice is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Shears tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Slice paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Slice misses with a head kick.
Shears shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Slice as he avoids it easily.
Shears changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Slice tries to avoid it but Shears manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Slice to the ground. Slice escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Shears fails in his attempt to clinch.
Shears wants to clinch.
Shears shoots in but Slice avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slice misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Shears shoots in but no luck this time.
Shears shoots for a takedown but Slice saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Slice throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Shears fails with a takedown attempt.
Slice keeps the fight on the outside.
Slice chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Slice throws a leg kick which misses Shears's front leg but catches the back leg as Shears tries to avoid it.
Shears fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Shears fails with the takedown.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shears fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Slice, pushing him back against the cage.
Shears throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Slice blocks it with crossed arms.
Shears tries a knee to the head but Slice blocks it.
Shears should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Shears tries to land knees in the clinch but Slice avoids the damage to the body.
Slice blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Shears connects with a nasty looking knee right to Slice's face.
Slice pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Horrible takedown by Shears or perhaps it was just good defense by Slice which made him look bad.
Kevin Shears seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shears fails with an attempt to clinch.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Shears bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Shears prevents Slice from escaping the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Johnny Slice will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Shears closes the distance and clinches up with Slice, looking for a takedown. Shears pushes Slice against the cage but Slice circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Slice moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Shears shoots for a takedown but Slice saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Shears is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Slice.
Shears tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Shears fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Johnny Slice has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kevin Shears.
Shears tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Slice paws at him with a jab and circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Shears looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Slice throws a nice inside leg kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A right-left combo lands from Slice.
Shears throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Slice's waist but Slice gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Shears off to one side.
Shears lands a head kick!
Slice avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shears looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Slice displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Shears tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Slice swivels and escapes.
Shears has a takedown stuffed.
Slice throws a right and a left that Shears avoids nicely.
Shears lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Shears shoots in for a double leg but Slice sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Slice throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Shears tries to clinch but Slice moves out of range.
Slice scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Shears tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Slice paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Shears doesn't manage to clinch there - Slice circles away.
Slice lands with a nice combination. Shears backs away looking to recover.
Slice lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shears changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Slice tries to avoid it but Shears manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Slice to the ground. Slice escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Shears misses with a double jab
and Slice counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Shears is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Slice throws a series of punches but Shears avoids them all with ease.
Shears is looking to clinch.
Shears doesn't manage to clinch there - Slice circles away.
Johnny Slice is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Shears misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Shears wants to clinch.
Shears tries for a takedown but Slice sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Shears dodges the punch combination from Slice.
Shears wants to clinch up but Slice keeps it at a distance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shears shoots for a double leg takedown but Slice sprawls well. He's pushed Shears's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Slice misses with a double jab.
Shears shoots for a double leg takedown but Slice sprawls well. He's pushed Shears's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Shears shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Slice but Slice pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Slice plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Shears with a poor takedown
and Slice counters with a one-two to the body.
Shears tries to clinch up
and Slice counters with an outside leg kick.
Shears shoots for a double leg takedown but Slice sprawls well. He's pushed Shears's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Shears lands a nice leg kick that just misses Slice's sensitive parts.
Shears avoids a punch combination nicely.
Slice misses with a series of wild punches.
Shears fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slice swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Shears shoots in for a double leg but Slice sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Slice lands with a slapping head kick.
Slice swats away the attempt to clinch by Shears.
Shears fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Shears misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Shears shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Slice as he jumps to the side.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Shears shoots for a double leg takedown but Slice sprawls well. He's pushed Shears's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Shears fails in his attempt to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Johnny Slice dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Slice throws a nice looking combination but Shears bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Shears pushes Slice up against the cage in a clinch.
Shears trying to land knees to the body.
Shears with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Slice blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Shears misses with a knee strike.
Shears with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Knees to the body from Shears.
Shears tries to land a knee to the head but Slice blocks with his arms.
Slice breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shears tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Slice paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Slice keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Shears tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Slice rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Shears moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Shears.
Shears with a lazy takedown attempt
and Slice counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Shears is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Slice fails to land with a series of punches.
Shears doesn't manage to clinch there - Slice circles away.
Slice throws a head kick but Shears moves out of range.
Shears fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Slice.
Slice rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Shears moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Shears wants to clinch.
Slice keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Johnny Slice has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kevin Shears.
Left hook, right uppercut from Slice.
Shears tries for a takedown but Slice sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Slice throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Shears throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Slice lands a jab-cross combination.
Shears tries to clinch up but Slice circles away and keeps his distance.
Shears shoots in but Slice avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Shears tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Slice counters with a big head kick but Shears shrugs it off.
The fight stays on the outside here - Shears looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Slice pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Shears blocks a head kick by Slice.
Slice scores with a three punch combo!
Slice circles away from the clinch attempt
and Slice counters with an outside leg kick.
Shears closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shears with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Slice avoiding damage as Shears throws knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Shears.
Shears misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Slice.
Slice managing to block the knees to the body from Shears.
Shears prevents Slice from breaking the clinch.
Shears looking to throw knees to the head but Slice is blocking nicely.
Slice wants to get back to striking at distance but Shears won't allow it.
Slice takes an elbow to the forehead.
Shears tries to land knees in the clinch but Slice avoids the damage to the body.
Shears lands a nice knee to the body.
Shears missing with knees to the body.
Come on Shears - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Slice wants to get back to striking at distance but Shears won't allow it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Slice is trying to break free.
Slice on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Shears trying to stall but Slice improves his position.
Shears goes for a takedown in the clinch but Slice prevents it.
Shears misses with a knee strike.
Slice tries to break the clinch but Shears is controlling the position.
Kevin Shears has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Shears lands a knee to the body.
Slice wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Shears has him pressed against the cage.
Shears tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Slice just stands there and leans against the cage.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Slice takes a knee right on the jaw!
Shears connects with a nasty looking knee right to Slice's face.
Shears is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Slice is keeping busy.
Shears connects with a nasty looking knee right to Slice's face.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Johnny Slice.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Slice, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Johnny Slice!
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