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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Moses Sithole (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sithole comes to the cage accompanied by I Miss The Misery. PoopyPants has chosen Deathly Quiet as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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209 lbs
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222 lbs
29 - 18 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class MT
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Moses Sithole!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
29 - 18 - 0, fighting out of New York, BitchFace PoopyPants!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Daniel Bishop and Andrew Berry.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
PoopyPants smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Sithole clinches.
Sithole tries to throw a body punch but PoopyPants avoids it by throwing Sithole back against the cage.
Sithole lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Sithole blocks the elbow strike.
PoopyPants manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
PoopyPants working for a triangle but Sithole defends it easily.
We've been hearing good reports from Sithole's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Sithole with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Sithole scoring with some ground and pound.
PoopyPants is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
PoopyPants working for a triangle but Sithole defends it easily.
Sithole chips away with some ground and pound.
That's one minute gone in the round.
PoopyPants is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Sithole is in close to PoopyPants's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Sithole landing some decent shots from guard.
Sithole has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Sithole is looking to work some ground and pound but PoopyPants has wrist control.
Sithole scoring with punches to the head and body.
Sithole looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Sithole trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Sithole working some strikes from top position.
PoopyPants keeping moving, preventing Sithole from controlling successfully.
Sithole with a flurry of punches that miss.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sithole wants to pass the guard but PoopyPants is keeping the position.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Sithole makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
PoopyPants throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
PoopyPants manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Sithole manages to get himself to full guard.
PoopyPants postures up.
Sithole tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sithole wants to control but PoopyPants passes easily into half guard.
PoopyPants is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Sithole wants to control but PoopyPants is keeping busy and won't allow it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Sithole doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time PoopyPants.
PoopyPants has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Sithole is looking to improve his position but PoopyPants isn't that keen on the idea.
PoopyPants tries to control but Sithole wriggling away.
Sithole tries to hold on but PoopyPants postures up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sithole is trying desperately to improve position.
PoopyPants throwing strikes here but Sithole is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
PoopyPants trying to control but he's not successful this time.
PoopyPants throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
PoopyPants sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
PoopyPants looking for a guillotine from mount but Sithole is having none of it.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
PoopyPants sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
BitchFace PoopyPants dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Sithole has closed the distance and engaged PoopyPants in a clinch.
PoopyPants is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
PoopyPants tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Sithole smiles and moves away.
Jab by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants avoids the head kick by Sithole.
Sithole looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for PoopyPants!
Sithole lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear PoopyPants down.
PoopyPants is looking for a sweep.
You can see the frustration on PoopyPants's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Sithole lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Sithole is putting a hurting on PoopyPants here, landing some big shots from side control.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
PoopyPants is looking for a sweep.
PoopyPants wants to control but Sithole postures up.
Moses Sithole overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
That's one minute gone in the round.
PoopyPants is trying to work for a sweep but Sithole has mounted him!
Sithole pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Sithole putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
PoopyPants is rocked!
PoopyPants is desperately trying to improve his position but Sithole has a good base and remains in mount.
PoopyPants is still in real trouble! Can Sithole finish him?
Sithole working PoopyPants over with strikes here.
Sithole lands a big elbow - PoopyPants is in trouble! More strikes from the mount and PoopyPants is forced to tap out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Moses Sithole!
During a confident post fight interview, Moses Sithole thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
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hype
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