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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Remy LeBeau (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Howard Stern (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stern has chosen The Great American Nightmare as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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190 lbs
8 - 8 - 0 |
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184 cm
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199 lbs
15 - 9 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Remy LeBeau!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Howard Stern!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Shigeki Fujiwara and Taro Takaoka.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
LeBeau misses with an uppercut. Stern saw that one coming.
LeBeau looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Stern misses with a wild combination.
LeBeau avoids a punch combination nicely.
Stern takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
LeBeau throws a poor cross that misses
and Stern connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Stern chopping away at his opponent's legs.
LeBeau pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
LeBeau ducks right into an uppercut from Stern.
LeBeau misses with a jab, cross combination.
LeBeau throws a right hand that misses
letting Stern counter with a right hand.
Stern looks to throw the jab but LeBeau is out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
LeBeau jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A jab from LeBeau misses.
Stern moves into the clinch.
Stern has hold of one of LeBeau's legs. LeBeau is fighting the takedown attempt but Stern gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Stern wants to pass the guard but LeBeau is keeping the position.
LeBeau wants to sweep here but Stern controlling him for the moment.
That's one minute gone in the round.
LeBeau throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Stern pushing down on LeBeau's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
LeBeau actively working from the bottom here.
LeBeau is looking to escape.
Stern seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but LeBeau does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Stern works his way into side control.
LeBeau is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
LeBeau is staying active underneath Stern, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Stern uses his free foot to push down on LeBeau's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for LeBeau.
Stern looking to control and managing it successfully.
LeBeau gets back to half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
LeBeau is looking to improve his position.
LeBeau trying to hold on to Stern's head to control him but Stern postures up.
Stern looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Stern working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
LeBeau looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Stern looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
LeBeau actively working from the bottom here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
LeBeau is looking to control Stern's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can LeBeau avoid being mounted?
LeBeau tries to get to full guard but Stern has control of the leg.
Stern content to control rather than advance.
Stern is working for a submission of some sort.
LeBeau looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Stern controlling the action here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Stern has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Stern controlling from the full mount.
Stern stands up from the dominant position. He obviously fancies his chances standing.
Stern throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
LeBeau jabbing away but nothing is landing.
LeBeau misses with a wild combination.
Stern slaps away a takedown attempt from LeBeau, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Stern gets a clinch.
LeBeau blocks a body shot from Stern.
LeBeau changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Stern fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Stern dodges the punch combination from LeBeau.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Howard Stern dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Stern shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Stern was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
LeBeau tries to improve position but can't.
Howard Stern has got the better of the ground game so far.
Stern is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, LeBeau has escaped the position, nice work there.
LeBeau is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Stern is controlling him well.
Stern wants to lay and pray for a moment but LeBeau keeps working.
Stern decides to stand up, so the ref orders LeBeau to his feet.
LeBeau misses with a series of wild punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
LeBeau misses with a looping left.
LeBeau on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
LeBeau takes a jab right on the kisser.
Stern gets cracked with a nice right hand there by LeBeau.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stern shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Stern was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
LeBeau tries to get back to half guard but can't.
That's one minute gone in the round.
LeBeau trying to remain calm as Stern controls from the top position.
Stern tries to advance to mount but LeBeau denies him.
Stern gets to mount! LeBeau was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
Stern stands up from mount. Strange move.
Stern uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
LeBeau shoots in looking for a takedown but Stern manages to keep the fight standing, pushing LeBeau's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Nice shot lands for Stern.
Stern connects with a body shot.
LeBeau misses with a wild body shot.
Howard Stern seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Stern scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Stern lands a really nice looking cross but LeBeau seems unphased.
Stern has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from LeBeau.
LeBeau drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Stern fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
LeBeau shoots in and drives through. Stern sprawls well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
LeBeau misses with an uppercut
and Stern counters by moving into the clinch.
LeBeau has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Stern clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Stern has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Stern trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
LeBeau controlling well, preventing Stern from escaping the position.
LeBeau trying to control.
LeBeau has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
Stern is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent.
Stern tries to escape the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
LeBeau is persistently looking for the submission but Stern is defending it well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
LeBeau is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Stern has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here.
LeBeau wants to control the position but Stern frees himself and scrambles - LeBeau manages to regain control in side control.
Stern can't do much from the bottom here.
I wouldn't like to be where Stern is right now.
LeBeau working away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
LeBeau tries for a kimura but Stern is defending well.
Stern controls the position for a moment.
Stern tries to bench press LeBeau off him but LeBeau keeps the position.
LeBeau is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Stern is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Stern manages to get back to half guard.
LeBeau trying to control the action but Stern is working from the bottom.
Stern is defending against the submission attempts here by LeBeau.
LeBeau is trying to work for a kimura but Stern is defending well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Howard Stern showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Stern shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. LeBeau is trying to defend but Stern finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
LeBeau is not content to let Stern control the position.
Stern working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Stern is looking to take a break and control but LeBeau is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
LeBeau is looking to improve his position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
LeBeau moves into full guard.
LeBeau is trying to keep Stern in close.
Stern trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
LeBeau looking to control.
LeBeau looking for a sweep. Not yet LeBeau, not yet.
LeBeau keeping full guard, as Stern tries to pass.
LeBeau is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Stern is aware though and is defending well.
Stern slips nicely into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
LeBeau is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Stern pulls his head out easily.
Stern is taking a breather. LeBeau says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
LeBeau tries to get to full guard but Stern has control of the leg.
LeBeau looking for submissions off his back.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stern is controlling the pace.
LeBeau wants to improve his position but Stern is controlling well.
Well, if Stern is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Stern frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Stern avoids the attempt from LeBeau to control.
Stern looking to control and managing it successfully.
Stern stands up from mount. Strange move.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stern connects with a leg kick. LeBeau looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Remy LeBeau is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Stern connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
LeBeau misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Stern.
Stern lands a straight punch to the body, keeping LeBeau at a distance.
LeBeau shoots and misses
and Stern counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
LeBeau connects with a leg kick. Stern looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A jab from Stern finds it's way through LeBeau's defenses.
Stern getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
LeBeau throws a right and a left that both miss.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Stern connects with a single shot there.
LeBeau looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
LeBeau on the wrong end of a nice jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stern fails to land the takedown.
LeBeau tries to bum rush Stern with a series of wild strikes but Stern uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Donk. Stern catches LeBeau right on the button with a cross.
Stern connects with a nice looking jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stern scores with the left hand. LeBeau knows he should have avoided that one.
LeBeau connects with a solid leg kick.
Stern is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in LeBeau's half guard.
Stern is taking a breather. LeBeau says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Howard Stern is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
LeBeau is trying to maintain the position but Stern is very close to passing his half guard.
Stern is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Remy LeBeau has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
LeBeau is looking for a sweep. Stern is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Stern passes the guard and advances to mount!
LeBeau keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
Howard Stern comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Stern has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 27:30
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 27:30
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Howard Stern!
A relieved looking Howard Stern thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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