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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Gray Cuida (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Toenail Fungus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fungus has chosen Freak Like Me-Halestorm as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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153 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Great elbows
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gray Cuida!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Toenail Fungus!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Tiny Johnson and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cuida clinches up with Fungus and pushes him back against the cage.
A knee to the head by Cuida.
It looks like Toenail Fungus has been cut.
Cuida is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Fungus is defending well for now.
Fungus tries to circle away but Cuida has him pinned against the cage.
Cuida tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fungus's elbow.
Cuida putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Fungus in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Nice elbow from Cuida.
Cuida is pushing Fungus up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
A short left from Cuida.
Cuida slows down the pace here.
Fungus swings wildly with an uppercut but Cuida uses good head movement to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fungus wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Fungus is trying to push Cuida away but Cuida has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A right handed body shot lands from Cuida.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fungus wants to break free but Cuida has control.
Cuida avoiding damage.
Fungus tries to break the clinch but Cuida is controlling the position.
Cuida keeps control of Fungus as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Fungus takes an elbow to the forehead.
Fungus working hard to break the clinch.
Cuida lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Cuida with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Fungus misses with the head strike.
Fungus using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Cuida has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Cuida connects with a nasty looking knee right to Fungus's face.
Cuida scores with a knee to the head.
Cuida dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Cuida looking to throw knees to the head but Fungus is blocking nicely.
Fungus tries to break free but Cuida pushes him back against the cage.
Fungus breaks from the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cuida looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Cuida cracks Fungus with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Fungus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cuida jabs Fungus right on the nose. Fungus blinks but takes it well.
A jab from Fungus misses.
Cuida throws a series of punches but Fungus avoids them all with ease.
Fungus let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Fungus jabs Cuida to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Cuida clinches with his opponent.
Fungus tries to circle away but Cuida has him pinned against the cage.
Cuida looking to throw knees to the head but Fungus is blocking nicely.
Fungus has had enough of the clinch but Cuida keeps him there for the moment.
Fungus is trying to force a seperation but Cuida has the dominant position.
Cuida content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Cuida is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Fungus is trying to break the clinch but Cuida has him pressed against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cuida is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Cuida stalls.
Fungus wants to break free but Cuida has control.
Cuida with a knee to the head.
Cuida lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Cuida working Fungus over with knees to the body.
Cuida gets control of Fungus's arms and successfully pulls guard. Cuida will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Cuida controlling Fungus's posture.
Fungus would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Cuida is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fungus has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Cuida is proving hard to escape from.
Cuida seems keen to control Fungus's posture.
Fungus gets to his feet - Cuida follows without any prompting.
Fungus throws a solid leg kick but Cuida takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Fungus.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gray Cuida dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Toenail Fungus's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
A head kick misses from Fungus.
Fungus throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Fungus throws a combination. Cuida tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Cuida fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Fungus, pushing him back against the cage.
Cuida stalling.
Fungus misses with an elbow strike.
Cuida slowing the pace effectively.
Fungus wants to get back to striking at distance but Cuida won't allow it.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Cuida is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Fungus can do to turn this around?
Fungus wants to break free but Cuida has control.
Cuida tries for a takedown. No joy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fungus wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Fungus escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Fungus tries a head kick but it misses.
Cuida fires out a quick counter leg kick but Fungus just manages to avoid it.
Fungus delivers a nice body kick.
Fungus connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cuida throws a head kick but Fungus moves out of range.
Cuida throws a push kick but Fungus slaps the foot to one side.
Fungus blocks a head kick by Cuida.
Toenail Fungus is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Cuida misses with a head kick.
Fungus takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Cuida is looking to land body kicks.
Gray Cuida seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Good standup being displayed there by Cuida as he connects with a hook.
Cuida throws a series of punches but Fungus moves out of range.
Cuida throws a right and a left that Fungus avoids nicely.
Cuida fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Fungus on the side of the head.
Cuida uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fungus.
Cuida gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Fungus tries to break free but Cuida pushes him back against the cage.
Cuida throws a knee to the head but misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cuida landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Fungus throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Fungus throws a head punch that misses.
Cuida lands a right hand that snaps the head of Fungus backwards.
Fungus manages to break the clinch.
Decent striking displayed by Cuida there.
Fungus throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Cuida.
Gray Cuida is winning the standup battle so far.
Cuida wants to clinch up but Fungus keeps it at a distance.
Cuida throws a hook but Fungus avoids it easily.
Cuida looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Cuida.
Cuida tries to clinch but Fungus is having none of it.
Fungus misses with a wild body shot.
Nice defenses there by Fungus.
Fungus ducks right into an uppercut from Cuida.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cuida closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Cuida tries to clinch but Fungus moves out of range.
Some wild striking there from Fungus.
Cuida was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Cuida tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Cuida fails with the takedown.
A little jabbing left from Fungus on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A punch combination from Fungus misses.
Fungus slips under a jab.
A little jabbing left from Fungus on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Fungus misses the jab.
Cuida throws a series of strikes that have Fungus backpedaling.
Fungus moves out of range of the strikes.
Fungus throws a head kick that misses.
A jab from Cuida finds it's way through Fungus's defenses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cuida throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Cuida stalks Fungus and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Fungus's face. Fungus staggers backwards, shaken.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cuida misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Fungus misses with a few strikes there.
Cuida looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Cuida missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Cuida throwing strikes but missing.
Fungus is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gray Cuida dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Toenail Fungus's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Cuida tests Fungus's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fungus throws a series of punches but Cuida moves out of range.
Fungus throws a body shot but no joy.
Cuida keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fungus.
Fungus misses with a body kick.
Fungus looks to score with a jab to the body but Cuida is just out of range.
Cuida swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A slow jab from Fungus misses its intended target.
Fungus tries a head kick but it misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fungus throws a series of punches but Cuida avoids them all with ease.
Fungus throws a sloppy body shot
and Cuida counters with a stiff right hand.
Cuida misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cuida scores with a three punch combo!
Fungus throws a body shot but no joy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cuida misses with a wild body shot.
Fungus thuds his shin into the meat of Cuida's side.
Cuida misses with a head kick.
Fungus misses with a jab, cross combination.
Cuida lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Fungus gets tackled into the cage by Cuida. Cuida maintains the clinch.
Fungus's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Fungus misses with a head kick.
A little feinted left hand from Cuida on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Fungus throws a leg kick but Cuida sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Cuida connects with a crisp jab.
Cuida has Fungus up against the cage in a clinch.
Fungus tries to circle away but Cuida has him pinned against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fungus is trying to break the clinch but Cuida is controlling him.
Cuida leaning his opponent against the cage.
Cuida controlling the action here for a moment.
Cuida gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
Fungus is trying to push Cuida away but Cuida has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Fungus is trying to break free.
Fungus doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fungus wants to break the clinch but can't.
Cuida connects with a nasty looking knee right to Fungus's face.
That has opened up Toenail Fungus's cut even more.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Gray Cuida has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Cuida stalls.
Cuida manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cuida prevents Fungus from breaking the clinch.
Cuida tries a body shot but Fungus blocks it.
Cuida gets through Fungus's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Fungus wants to break the clinch but can't.
Cuida lands an elbow inside that Fungus shrugs off.
Fungus has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Cuida stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Come on Cuida - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Fungus wants to break the clinch but can't.
Cuida wants the takedown. Fungus is fighting it off but Cuida persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Fungus's guard against the cage.
Cuida trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cuida prevents Fungus from getting back to his feet.
Fungus manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Cuida.
Cuida is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Fungus is trying to push Cuida away but Cuida has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Cuida has Fungus pressed against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fungus is trying to force a seperation but Cuida has the dominant position.
Cuida tries a knee to the head but Fungus blocks it.
Toenail Fungus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cuida unloads a knee to the mid-section. Fungus lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Cuida prevents a body shot from Fungus.
Fungus tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Cuida avoids it.
Gray Cuida is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Fungus tries a body shot but Cuida blocks it.
And that's the end of the fight!
Gray Cuida showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Cuida has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gray Cuida!
Gray Cuida thanked the fans post fight for their support.
In defeat, Toenail Fungus stepped up to the mic, saying 'I wonder how much he paid the ref?'.
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