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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Turd Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lucas Lunar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Turd Anderson could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Lucas Lunar's chin.
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184 lbs
29 - 20 - 3 |
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178 lbs
45 - 16 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
29 - 20 - 3, fighting out of Helsinki, Turd Anderson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
45 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Lucas Lunar!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Steve Montenegro and Jonathan Paton.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lunar will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Lunar closes the distance and clinches.
Lunar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Lunar prevents Anderson from breaking the clinch.
Anderson breaks from the clinch.
Anderson misses with a double jab.
Lunar cracks the inside of Anderson's front leg.
Anderson scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lunar misses with a kick to the body.
Lunar misses with a lunging right hand
and Anderson counters with a shoot takedown. Lunar fights it but they end up in guard.
Lunar working a defensive guard here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lunar keeping moving, preventing Anderson from controlling successfully.
Anderson slips nicely into half guard.
Anderson trying to pass the guard but Lunar defending well.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Anderson lands a nice short elbow.
Anderson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Anderson is working for a submission of some sort.
Anderson is looking for a kimura but Lunar is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Anderson to get the leverage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anderson uses his free foot to push down on Lunar's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Lunar.
Anderson goes for an armbar but Lunar turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Lunar.
Anderson has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Lunar can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Anderson looking for a sweep. Not yet Anderson, not yet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anderson trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Anderson is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Anderson wants to sweep here but Lunar controlling him for the moment.
Anderson bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Lunar's guard.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Anderson throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Lunar wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Anderson controlling from the top position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anderson wants to pass the guard but Lunar is keeping the position.
Anderson trying to control the position from guard on top but Lunar is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Anderson forces his way into half guard.
Anderson sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Lunar defending well though.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Anderson is just content to waste time from the top position. Lunar takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Anderson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Anderson dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Lunar bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Anderson's head.
Lunar throws a lazy head kick
and Anderson counters with a nice body shot.
Anderson jabs Lunar to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Anderson fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Lunar looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Lunar tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Anderson manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Lunar thows a leg kick but Anderson checks it
and Anderson counters with a nice uppercut.
Anderson scores with the left hand. Lunar knows he should have avoided that one.
Lunar fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A right-left combo lands from Anderson.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Good leg kick by Lunar there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Lunar keeps Anderson at a distance using the push kick.
Anderson checks a low kick from Lunar.
Anderson swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Lunar lands a nice leg kick that just misses Anderson's sensitive parts.
Anderson lunges at Lunar with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Lunar's hand.
Lunar throws a nice outside leg kick.
Lunar scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Anderson slips a straight right by Lunar.
Anderson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lunar was well out of range. Poor timing from Anderson.
Lunar misses with a body punch
and Anderson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Anderson feints a jab promting Lunar to slip. Anderson then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Lunar slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Lunar is rocked!
Lunar gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Anderson gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd Anderson!
During a confident post fight interview, Turd Anderson thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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