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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Prostate Orgasm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mark Corden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Corden comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Osmani Garcia - El Taxi kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Mark Corden is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.



163 cm
25
140 lbs
5 - 0 - 0
162 cm
26
145 lbs
3 - 2 - 0
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Experienced
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Prostate Orgasm!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mark Corden!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Peter Branson and Michael Johnstone.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Corden misses with a body punch
and Orgasm counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Corden waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Orgasm.
The fight stays on the outside here - Orgasm looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Corden misses the shot to the body.
Corden scores with a jab.
Orgasm throws a lazy uppercut
and Corden counters with a left to the body.
Corden throws out a loose jab but Orgasm uses good head movement to avoid it.
Corden connects with a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Orgasm waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Corden.
Orgasm moves away from the strike by Corden.
Corden takes one on the button.
Orgasm throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Corden connects with a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Corden throws a lazy uppercut
and Orgasm counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Orgasm swings widly with a right hand
and Corden counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Orgasm thinking.
Corden throws a left and a right that both miss
and Orgasm cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Corden misses with a wild body shot.
Corden looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Orgasm loads up on a big right hand but Corden slips the punch.
It seemed like Corden was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Orgasm with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Corden to score with a decent uppercut.
Corden scores with a sloppy right hand. Orgasm should have avoided that one.
Corden looks to land a right hand but Orgasm moved out of range.
Orgasm moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Corden throws a lazy right hand but Orgasm sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Corden misses with a looping left.
Orgasm looks to throw the jab but Corden is out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Corden.
Orgasm uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Corden.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A jab from Corden does it's job there.
The crowd cheers as Corden lands an impressive looking overhand right. Orgasm doesn't seem phased though.
Corden staying out of range there.
Corden will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Mark Corden seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Orgasm uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Corden.
Corden throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Orgasm holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Still in the clinch, Orgasm scores with a nice short uppercut.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Corden.
Corden is struggling to control the position.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Corden.
The crowd are getting on Corden's back here. They're not happy about his lack of aggression in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Corden stalling in the clinch.

Corden escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Orgasm ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Orgasm tries to counter by clinching up but Corden breaks away and moves out of range.
Orgasm misses with a hook.
Corden misses with a jab, cross combination.
Corden throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Orgasm went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Corden stalks Orgasm and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Orgasm's face. Orgasm staggers backwards, shaken.
Corden throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Orgasm.
Corden throws a nice looking combination but Orgasm bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Orgasm misses with a double jab.
Corden on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

Orgasm darts in and clinches Corden up against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Orgasm tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Corden working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Corden prevents a body shot from Orgasm.
Orgasm misses with the head strike.
Orgasm tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Corden as Orgasm tries to tie him up.
A short left from Corden.
Orgasm tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Orgasm tries to stall but Corden uses the opportunity to gain a better position.

Corden breaks the clinch.
A jab from Orgasm misses.
Orgasm looks to land a right hand but Corden moved out of range.
Corden slips under a jab.
Despite the aggression on Corden's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mark Corden dominated that round.
That's time! Orgasm's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.


Orgasm misses with a lunging right hand
and Corden counters with a nice uppercut.
Nice shot lands for Corden.
Corden jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Corden throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Orgasm.
Corden slips a jab from Orgasm.
Orgasm moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Corden gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Corden connects with a crisp jab.
Corden steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Orgasm.
Corden throws a shot from downtown. Orgasm moves away and avoids it.
Corden throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A shot to the liver by Corden. Beautiful body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Corden loads up on a big right hand but Orgasm slips the punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Orgasm slips a jab and a cross from Corden.
Corden throws a hook but Orgasm blocks it.
Corden lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Orgasm walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Corden misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Orgasm.
Orgasm swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Corden throws a jab when Orgasm was well out of range.
Orgasm is looking to counter punch.
Orgasm misses with a looping right.
Corden lands a nice hook to Orgasm's body. Orgasm takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Corden throws a right hand that Orgasm ducks under and follows up with a left that Orgasm also avoids with ease.
Orgasm misses with an uppercut.
Orgasm is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Nice body punch from Corden.
Orgasm takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Orgasm drives through and clinches with Corden against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Orgasm tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Orgasm tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Corden's elbow.

Corden's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Mark Corden seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Nice uppercut lands for Corden. That snapped Orgasm's head back.
Corden pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Orgasm back to the cage. Corden follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Orgasm throws an overhand right that lands on Corden's shoulder, as Corden tries to avoid the shot.
Orgasm wants to clinch.
Corden uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Orgasm.
A telegraphed right hand from Corden misses the target.
Orgasm tries to counter by clinching up but Corden breaks away and moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Orgasm moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Corden bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Orgasm's head.
Corden's corner calls for a 1-2. Corden obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Orgasm throws a lazy right hand but Corden sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Orgasm tries to close the distance and clinch up but Corden swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Corden misses with a series of wild punches.
Orgasm throws a push kick but Corden slaps the foot to one side.
Corden lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
We've been told by Orgasm's head coaches at Rabid Dog that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Corden throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Orgasm stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A jab from Corden misses.
Corden lands a nice looking body shot.
Orgasm on the wrong end of a nice hook.
A punch combination from Corden misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Corden throws a right hand that Orgasm ducks under and follows up with a left that Orgasm also avoids with ease.
An attempted straight right counter from Orgasm misses the target.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Corden stuns Orgasm with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Corden has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Orgasm slips under a jab.
Orgasm will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Orgasm connects with a jab.
Orgasm dodges the punch combination from Corden.
Corden swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Corden keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Orgasm.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mark Corden showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!


A punch combination from Corden misses.
Corden throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Corden is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Orgasm looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Corden throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Orgasm thinks about countering with a body kick.
Orgasm rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Corden moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Corden keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Orgasm.
Orgasm misses with an uppercut. Corden saw that one coming.
A jab from Orgasm finds it's way through Corden's defenses.
Orgasm tries to clinch up but Corden circles away and keeps his distance.
Corden throws a counter combo.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head kick misses from Orgasm.
Orgasm tries to move into range but Corden moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Corden. Orgasm does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The crowd cheers as Corden lands an impressive looking overhand right. Orgasm doesn't seem phased though.
Corden misses with an uppercut
and Orgasm counters with a nice uppercut.
Corden thuds his right hand into Orgasm's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Corden keeps the fight on the outside.
Sloppy strikes from Corden. Those never looked like landing.
Corden moves out of range as Orgasm throws a body kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Corden. Orgasm does a little dance to reset his feet.
Corden ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Orgasm moves away.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Orgasm is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Corden will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Prostate Orgasm has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Orgasm throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Corden misses with a hook.
Corden misses with a hook
and Orgasm connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Orgasm misses with a looping left.
Orgasm misses with a lunging right hand
and Corden counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Corden showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Orgasm.
Corden uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Corden misses with the combination.
Orgasm ducks under a wild hook from Corden.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Corden throws out a loose jab but Orgasm uses good head movement to avoid it.
A big right from Orgasm misses.
A cross from Corden lands.
A telegraphed right hand from Corden misses the target.
Corden lands a jab.
Corden thuds a left hand into Orgasm's body.
Orgasm rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Corden moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Orgasm looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Corden scores with a nice strike.
Orgasm misses with a left hand
and Corden connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Corden lands a right hook to the body.
A swing and a miss from Corden.
Corden getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Corden circles away from the clinch attempt.
It seemed like Corden was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Orgasm throws a poor cross that misses
and Corden connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Corden throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Good exchange - Corden coming out on top.
Orgasm misses with a left hand
and Corden counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Corden lands a jab to the head.


Orgasm is rocked!
Corden connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Orgasm momentarily.
Oh Orgasm is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Orgasm on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Corden drops Orgasm with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Orgasm! Corden dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mark Corden!
During a confident post fight interview, Mark Corden thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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G S C G energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
77%
 
 
 
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