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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Earnest Hebert (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bateman has chosen P.I.M.P. as his entrance music. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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171 cm
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177 lbs
2 - 6 - 0 |
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183 cm
25
180 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Experienced |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
2 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Earnest Hebert! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Patrick Bateman! The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Bruno Lombardi and Steve Montenegro.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Bateman cracks Hebert with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage. Hebert could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely. Bateman sizes up Hebert with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. Bateman throws a shot to the body.
Bateman scores with a sloppy right hand. Hebert should have avoided that one. Bateman lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Bateman cracks Hebert with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Hebert tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Bateman pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Hebert is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Patrick Bateman!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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