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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Turd Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Santiago Munez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Munez has chosen Bandoleros as his entrance music. Turd Johnson has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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200 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
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194 lbs
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Good takedowns
Counter striker
Granite chin |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Turd Johnson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Santiago Munez!
The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Seu Braga and Mauricio Rocha.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Horrible takedown by Johnson or perhaps it was just good defense by Munez which made him look bad.
Munez tries to close the distance and clinch but Johnson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Johnson.
Munez is looking to clinch.
Munez is looking to clinch.
Munez tries to clinch up.
Johnson looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Munez is fending him off so far but Johnson persists. Nope, Munez circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd Johnson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Munez tries to clinch up but Johnson circles away and keeps his distance.
Munez wants to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Munez fails in his attempt to clinch.
Munez with a lazy takedown attempt
and Johnson counters with a single leg into guard. Munez didn't expect that.
Johnson could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Munez wants to stand and escape but Johnson is having none of it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnson wants to pass the guard but Munez is keeping the position.
Munez is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Johnson stays in close to Munez's body and controls the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Munez keeping full guard, as Johnson tries to pass.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Johnson is stalling in the full guard.
Munez uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Munez wants to clinch but Johnson slips to the side
and Johnson counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Munez's guard now.
Johnson passes into half guard.
Johnson wants to pass to mount but Munez is defending the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Munez is trying to stand.
Johnson is taking a breather. Munez says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Johnson is tying to control. Munez wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Johnson is controlling the pace.
Munez pushes Johnson off looking to stand but Johnson dives back in and keeps control.
Johnson trying to control the action but Munez is working from the bottom.
Munez is trying to stand back up but Johnson is controlling him
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Munez tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Johnson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Johnson swats away the attempt to clinch by Munez.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johnson shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Munez but Munez pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Johnson shoots in and drives through. Munez sprawls well.
Munez tries to clinch up
and Johnson counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Munez's guard now.
Johnson wants to control from the top but Munez keeps moving.
Johnson with a nice head shot there.
Munez has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Johnson off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Munez moves in looking to clinch but Johnson pushes him off.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Johnson shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Johnson showed some decent athleticism there.
Johnson sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Munez has one foot on Johnson's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Munez tries to close the distance and clinch but Johnson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Munez moves in looking to clinch but Johnson pushes him off.
Santiago Munez seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Johnson circles away from the clinch attempt.
Munez darts in trying to clinch
and Johnson counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Johnson dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Johnson thows a body shot but no joy.
Johnson circles away from the clinch attempt
and Johnson counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Johnson advances to half guard.
Munez pushes Johnson off looking to stand but Johnson dives back in and keeps control.
Munez is in trouble now - Johnson has advanced to mount!
Johnson can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Munez is looking to escape.
Johnson landing strikes from the mount and Munez is in trouble!
Johnson wants to control the pace but Munez is squirming around nicely.
You get the feeling that Munez really doesn't like being in this position too much.
Munez is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnson looking to control but Munez is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Munez is bucking up trying to escape but Johnson cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Johnson controlling from mount.
Munez is trying to stand.
Munez takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Johnson wants to control the pace but Munez is squirming around nicely.
Johnson controlling from the full mount.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Johnson wants to finish this one by submission but Munez is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Johnson.
A nice elbow there by Johnson.
Munez wants to get back to his feet.
Johnson raining down shots from the mount!
Johnson trying to control but Munez is having none of it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johnson controlling from the full mount.
Johnson cracks Munez with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Johnson controlling the pace for now.
The referee stands the fighters back up. Turd Johnson just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Munez wants to clinch up but Johnson keeps it at a distance.
Munez tries to clinch but Johnson is having none of it.
Johnson shoots in and bounces Munez off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Johnson won't allow Munez to get back to his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Johnson controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Munez keeping moving, preventing Johnson from controlling successfully.
Johnson is stalling in the full guard.
Munez is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Johnson is controlling him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Johnson dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Munez fails with an attempt to clinch.
Johnson shoots in but Munez avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Santiago Munez is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Johnson shoots in but Munez avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Munez tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Johnson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Munez tries to clinch up but Johnson circles away and keeps his distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Johnson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Munez was well out of range. Poor timing from Johnson.
Munez ducks under a wild hook from Johnson.
Munez tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Johnson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Munez wants to clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnson circles away from the clinch attempt.
Johnson swats away the attempt to clinch by Munez.
Munez looks to clinch
and Johnson counters with a takedown into side control.
Johnson trying to control the action but Munez is working from the bottom.
Munez is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Johnson is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Munez's shoulder. That is not cool.
Munez is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Johnson is controlling him well.
Munez takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Munez is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Johnson moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Munez is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Johnson asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Johnson wants to lay and pray for a moment but Munez keeps working.
Munez is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Johnson asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Johnson misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd Johnson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johnson shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Johnson was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Johnson looking to control and managing it successfully.
Johnson's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Munez is squirming around, avoiding Johnson's attempts to control the action.
Johnson controlling the position easily from mount.
Johnson seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Munez for as long as he can get away with.
Santiago Munez has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The referee stands the fighters back up. Turd Johnson just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Munez looks to clinch
and Johnson counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Munez looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Johnson has picked Munez up and slammed him! Munez can't keep hold of the triangle and Johnson manages to pass to side control!
Munez is trying to escape the position but Johnson is controlling the position.
Turd Johnson is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
And that's the end of the fight!
Turd Johnson showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Johnson, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Edson Gomes scores the fight 30:27
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 30:27
Judge Mauricio Rocha scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Turd Johnson!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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