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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bastien Harris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimmy Twos Twos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Harris's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Du Hast. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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193 lbs
22 - 24 - 0 |
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190 cm
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200 lbs
6 - 9 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 24 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bastien Harris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jimmy Twos Twos!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Twos cracks a nice hook into Harris's ribs.
Harris rushes Twos and presses him up against the cage.
Twos wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Harris has him pressed against the cage.
A short body shot lands from Harris as the two fighters clinch.
Harris manages to break the clinch.
Twos throws a looping overhand right but Harris ducks down to avoid it.
Twos thuds his right hand into Harris's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Twos throws a nice looking combination but Harris bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Harris takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Harris stalling in the clinch.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Harris for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Harris.
Harris has clasped his hands together around Twos's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Harris stands up and beckons Twos to his feet.
Harris closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Harris presses Twos against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A frustrated look appears on Twos's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Stalling in the clinch from Harris.
Harris lands a left hand that snaps the head of Twos backwards.
Harris lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Harris scores with a hook to the body.
Harris manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Harris manages to break the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Harris closes the distance and pushes Twos back into the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Harris.
It looks like Jimmy Twos Twos has been cut.
Harris lands a body punch.
Harris's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Harris will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Twos up against the cage.
Harris breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Twos misses with a double jab
and Harris counters by moving into the clinch.
Harris taking a breather.
Harris escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Harris forces Twos back against the cage and clinches.
Harris breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Twos throws a right hand that misses
and Harris counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Twos throws a big shot that misses.
Harris gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Harris manages to break the clinch.
Jimmy Twos Twos seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Harris clinches up with Twos and pushes him back against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Harris scores with a nice short uppercut.
Twos is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Harris has Twos pressed against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bastien Harris dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jimmy Twos Twos's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Harris closes the distance and pushes Twos back into the cage.
Harris stalling in the clinch.
A bit of stalling here from Harris.
Harris is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Harris stalling.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Bastien Harris.
Twos misses with a looping right.
Harris gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Harris jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Twos walks away with a smile on his face. Harris gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Twos misses with a hook. Harris ducked under it nicely.
Twos throws a lazy right hand but Harris sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Harris is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Twos can do to turn this around?
That's one minute gone in the round.
Twos misses with a few strikes there.
Harris lands a body shot.
Harris gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Harris breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Harris uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Twos.
Harris lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Twos circles away quickly and effectively.
Harris instigates a clinch.
Harris taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Harris creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Twos's defenses.
Harris scores with a nice hook to the head.
Harris slowing the pace effectively.
A bit of stalling here from Harris.
Harris gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A left hand lands to the body for Harris.
Harris throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Twoss head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Harris has Twos pushed against the cage.
Harris breaks the clinch.
Harris takes the fight into the clinch.
Harris is struggling to control the position.
Harris avoiding damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Harris stalling the fight.
Bastien Harris has scored more points in the clinch so far.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Bastien Harris.
Twos swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Harris holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Harris has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Twos uses from the top position.
Harris keeping moving, preventing Twos from controlling successfully.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Twos is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are working up against the cage. Harris manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.
Harris is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Harris just leaning against Twos, taking a breather.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Harris leaning his opponent against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bastien Harris dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jimmy Twos Twos's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Twos misses with a body shot.
Twos lands an overhand right.
Harris pushes Twos up against the cage in a clinch.
Twos wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Harris is looking for a takedown.
Twos wants to break the clinch but can't.
Harris connects with a knee to the head.
Twos gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Harris.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Harris avoiding damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Twos letting Harris take a breather here.
Twos can't break the clinch.
Harris avoiding damage.
Harris lands a right hand that snaps the head of Twos backwards.
Harris is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Bastien Harris.
Harris closes the distance and lands a one-two.
That has opened up Jimmy Twos Twos's cut even more.
Twos misses with a hook. Harris ducked under it nicely.
A big right from Twos misses.
Both fighters circling a little - Harris finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Harris takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Twos swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Harris.
Harris throws a nice inside leg kick.
Harris moves into the clinch.
Harris just leaning against Twos, taking a breather.
Harris is stalling here.
Twos wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Harris has him pressed against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Twos has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Harris stalling in the clinch.
Harris throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Twoss head.
Bastien Harris is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Harris breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Harris throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Harris takes a jab right on the kisser.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Harris taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Jimmy Twos Twos has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Harris breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Twos dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Twos misses with a two punch combination.
Harris is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Twos.
Harris closes the distance and clinches.
Harris slowing the pace effectively.
Twos is trying to push Harris away but Harris has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Twos wants to break the clinch but can't.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Harris breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Harris uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Twos.
Harris drives through and clinches with Twos against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Harris will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Twos up against the cage.
And that's the end of the fight!
Bastien Harris showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Harris has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bastien Harris!
Bastien Harris took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'Hey Joe Rogan lets go get drunk and high and pick up some hookers, i feel on top of the world right now.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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