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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wax Philosophical (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kelvin Pouncey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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195 cm
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274 lbs
10 - 4 - 0 |
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195 cm
34
255 lbs
14 - 12 - 1 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Very quick |
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Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Wax Philosophical! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
14 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Kelvin Pouncey! The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Taro Takaoka.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Pouncey tries to clinch but Philosophical is having none of it. Pouncey shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat. Pouncey throws a big elbow that misses. Pouncey won't allow Philosophical to get back to his feet. Pouncey wants to control from the top but Philosophical keeps moving. Philosophical is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Pouncey is controlling him. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Pouncey working some strikes from top position. Philosophical wants to get back to his feet but Pouncey is in a dominant position and won't allow it. Philosophical keeping moving, preventing Pouncey from controlling successfully.
That's one minute gone in the round. Pouncey tries to free his leg and advance position but Philosophical is retaining full guard.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up. Philosophical lands with a cross. Philosophical gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Pouncey scores with a hook to the body. Philosophical takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. Philosophical avoids a punch combination nicely.
Pouncey with a poor takedown and Philosophical counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Pouncey cracks a nice hook into Philosophical's ribs. Pouncey misses with a body shot.
Pouncey throws a poor cross that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick. A looping hook to the body misses from Pouncey. Philosophical does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Philosophical cracks Pouncey with a good jab. Philosophical lands a jab to the nose.
It looks like Kelvin Pouncey has been cut. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Pouncey fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Philosophical looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. Pouncey jabs Philosophical to the body, keeping him at a distance. Pouncey cracks a nice hook into Philosophical's ribs. Pouncey looks to score with a jab to the body but Philosophical is just out of range. Pouncey misses with a hook. Philosophical ducked under it nicely. Pouncey shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Philosophical is trying to defend but Pouncey finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further. Philosophical is trying to stand up here but Pouncey is controlling him well.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Pouncey throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. Pouncey really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Philosophical. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out. Philosophical wants to get back to his feet.
Philosophical taking some punishment here, with Pouncey in his half guard. Philosophical pushes Pouncey off and gets back to his feet. Philosophical throws out a loose jab but Pouncey uses good head movement to avoid it. Philosophical takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Philosophical keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pouncey throws a body punch but Philosophical moves out of range. Pouncey digs a good hook to Philosophical's body.
Wax Philosophical is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Philosophical tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target. Pouncey lands a nice hook to Philosophical's body. Philosophical takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Nice uppercut lands for Philosophical. That snapped Pouncey's head back.
Pouncey scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Pouncey jabs Philosophical right on the nose. Philosophical blinks but takes it well. Pouncey moves away from the strike by Philosophical. Pouncey throws the left hand but Philosophical avoids the punch easily. Philosophical tries to counter with a takedown but Pouncey is quick to defend against it. Kelvin Pouncey seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Pouncey changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Philosophical tries to avoid it but Pouncey manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Philosophical to the ground. Philosophical escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet. Pouncey fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Philosophical manages to avoid it. An attempted straight right counter from Philosophical misses the target. Pouncey throws a right hand that Philosophical ducks under and follows up with a left that Philosophical also avoids with ease. Philosophical is looking to counter punch. Pouncey fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt. Philosophical was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger. Wax Philosophical has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kelvin Pouncey. Philosophical takes one to the chin there. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kelvin Pouncey dominated that round. The cut man is working on Kelvin Pouncey's cut. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Pouncey throws a body punch but Philosophical moves out of range. Philosophical slips under a jab from Pouncey. Philosophical was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger. Pouncey throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Philosophical misses with a hook. Pouncey ducked under it nicely. Pouncey has been the more effective fighter overall so far. Pouncey throws a body punch but Philosophical moves out of range. Pouncey just misses with a punch to the body.
Philosophical slips under a jab from Pouncey. Philosophical misses with a hook
and Pouncey counters with a straight right hand. Pouncey throws a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Pouncey misses with a body shot.
A big right from Philosophical misses. Philosophical throws out a loose jab but Pouncey uses good head movement to avoid it. Pouncey stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
That's one minute gone in the round. Pouncey rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Philosophical moves out of range and avoids them all easily. Philosophical half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range. Pouncey misses with a body shot.
Pouncey swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Pouncey takes a swing at Philosophical's ribcage but misses. Philosophical scores with a jab. Pouncey acknowledges it with a nod of the head. Philosophical misses with a hook. Pouncey ducked under it nicely. Pouncey drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Philosophical defends it well. Pouncey stuns Philosophical with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. Pouncey throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Philosophical throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Pouncey misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Philosophical.
Pouncey throws a right hand that misses
and Philosophical counters with a lovely straight right hand! Pouncey misses with a leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Pouncey throws a combination. Philosophical tries to block but a couple of punches get through. Pouncey avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Pouncey now looks to counter with a shot at the body. Pouncey ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Philosophical thows a left - swing and a miss! Philosophical will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Pouncey, as that shot connected.
Pouncey attempts a low kick but it misses it's target. Pouncey getting the better of the striking in that exchange. Pouncey ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Philosophical moves away. Philosophical avoids the body shot from Pouncey.
Pouncey throws a right hand that Philosophical ducks under and follows up with a left that Philosophical also avoids with ease. Pouncey ducks under a wild hook from Philosophical.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Pouncey shoots in looking for a takedown but Philosophical manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Pouncey's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away. Pouncey fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. Pouncey ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Philosophical moves away. Pouncey swings for the body but Philosophical moves out of range.
Pouncey misses with the combination.
Pouncey thuds a left hand into Philosophical's body. Pouncey fails to land with a series of punches.
Philosophical drops down looking for a counter takedown but Pouncey sprawls and moves away. Philosophical misses with a hook. Pouncey works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance. Pouncey is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Philosophical rather than just go for the knockout. Pouncey dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Pouncey pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Philosophical appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body. Philosophical on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. Kelvin Pouncey seems to be getting the better of the standup. Philosophical throws a looping overhand right but Pouncey ducks down to avoid it. Philosophical tests Pouncey's chin there with a solid looking shot. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Pouncey throws a right and a left that Philosophical avoids nicely. The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Pouncey. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man. Pouncey just misses with a punch to the body.
Pouncey throws a lazy right hand but Philosophical sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Pouncey motions for Philosophical to come forward. Pouncey throws a leg kick but it misses it's target. Pouncey ducks under a wild hook from Philosophical. Philosophical is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Pouncey. Pouncey misses with the combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kelvin Pouncey showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. The cut man is working on Kelvin Pouncey's cut. That's time! Philosophical's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Pouncey misses with a double jab
and Philosophical counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Pouncey misses with a body punch
and Philosophical counters with a thumping low kick. Pouncey lands a right hook to the body.
Pouncey tries to clinch but Philosophical is having none of it. Pouncey lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head. A leg kick checked by Pouncey. Pouncey looks to land a left hand but Philosophical moved out of range nicely. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Philosophical takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Pouncey swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Philosophical swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect. Nice jab there from Pouncey. Philosophical uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pouncey.
Philosophical looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
That's one minute gone in the round. Pouncey connects with a body shot. Pouncey scores with the left hand. Philosophical knows he should have avoided that one. Philosophical bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Pouncey falls off balance throwing a combination
and Philosophical counters with a stiff right hand. Pouncey swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Philosophical counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Pouncey misses with a body shot.
Philosophical walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush. A low kick from Philosophical is predictable there and Pouncey counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Philosophical moves out of range as Pouncey strikes. Philosophical misses with a low kick. Philosophical moves out of range of the leg kick from Pouncey.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Pouncey throws a leg kick and Philosophical connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Pouncey is rocked! This has been an exciting period of action! Pouncey throws a wild combination but nothing lands. Pouncey pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Pouncey looks to score with a jab to the body but Philosophical is just out of range. Pouncey takes a swing at Philosophical's ribcage but misses. Pouncey swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pouncey throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pouncey misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Philosophical.
Pouncey digs a good body shot into Philosophical's ribs. Philosophical takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Philosophical uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pouncey.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Pouncey fails with the takedown and Philosophical connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Philosophical avoids the body shot from Pouncey.
Pouncey thows a left - swing and a miss! Philosophical misses with a looping right. Philosophical misses with a straight right. Pouncey changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Philosophical tries to avoid it but Pouncey manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Philosophical to the ground. Philosophical escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet. Pouncey misses with a jab to the body
and Philosophical counters with a nice right hand that sends Pouncey toppling to the canvas! Pouncey scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Philosophical finish him?! Pouncey is still on wobbly legs! Can Philosophical finish him? Pouncey swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Philosophical is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Pouncey. Pouncey seems to have recovered his senses. An inside leg kick from Pouncey misses. Philosophical tries to counter with a takedown but Pouncey is quick to defend against it. This has been an exciting period of action! Pouncey lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Philosophical circles away quickly and effectively.
That's four minutes gone in the round. A solid leg kick lands there for Philosophical.
Horrible takedown attempt by Pouncey or perhaps it was just good defense by Philosophical, which made it look bad. Wax Philosophical has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kelvin Pouncey. Pouncey works over Philosophical's head and body with a nice combination. Pouncey swings and misses with a shot to the body and Philosophical counters with a right hand to the body. Pouncey takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. Pouncey throws the left hand but Philosophical avoids the punch easily. Kelvin Pouncey is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight. A slapping leg kick lands for Pouncey.
Pouncey throws a leg kick and Philosophical counters with a leg kick. Philosophical drops Pouncey with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Pouncey looks back up at him and smiles so Philosophical waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Pouncey misses the body punch and Philosophical counters with a big left hand that crumples Pouncey! He was out before he hit the floor! Brutal knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Wax Philosophical! A very excited looking Wax Philosophical rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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