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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tommy Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shrek Norris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Thundercunt comes to the cage accompanied by You are a Cunt. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!



197 cm
25
260 lbs
2 - 0 - 0
194 cm
25
245 lbs
3 - 0 - 0
Decent wrestler
Great elbows
KO power
BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Tommy Thundercunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Shrek Norris!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Peter Branson and Daniel Franklin.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thundercunt scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Thundercunt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Norris manages to avoid it.
Thundercunt looks to land a left hand but Norris moved out of range nicely.
Thundercunt moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromNorris.
Thundercunt seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Norris throws a hook but Thundercunt avoids it easily.
Thundercunt throwing a counter right hand but Norris manages to avoid it.
Norris tests Thundercunt's chin there with a solid looking shot.

Norris tries to keep at a distance but Thundercunt has taken the fight into the clinch.
Norris misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt prevents a body shot from Norris.
Norris misses with a punch to the body.
Norris misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Thundercunt tries to break free but Norris pushes him back against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Thundercunt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Norris misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt is trying to push Norris away but Norris has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt.
Norris looks winded!
Norris prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt throws an elbow but it misses.
Norris takes a shot to the head.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Norris tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

Thundercunt breaks from the clinch.
Norris throws out a loose jab but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.

Thundercunt fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Norris, pushing him back against the cage.
Norris misses with some punches.
A hook to the body from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Norris backwards.
With the fighters up against the cage, Thundercunt throws an elbow but misses.
Thundercunt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A right hand to the body from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Norris.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Norris backwards.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt - that landed with a thud.
Nice elbow from Thundercunt.


It looks like Shrek Norris has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thundercunt lands a left hand that snaps the head of Norris backwards.
A short uppercut from Thundercunt.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Thundercunt.
Norris takes an elbow to the temple.
Thundercunt is working Norris over against the cage.
Thundercunt throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt pushes off an throws an elbow but Norris leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Thundercunt lands a body shot.
Thundercunt lands with a left to the head.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Thundercunt lands a nice shot to the body.

Thundercunt breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Thundercunt lands a slapping body shot.
Thundercunt scores with a jab to the body.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Norris appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Norris is looking to score with low kicks.

Thundercunt cracks Norris with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Thundercunt has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Norris to stand back up!


Norris is rocked!
Thundercunt throws an uppercut from hell that sends Norris clean off his feet! He's out cold! Thundercunt stands back and admires his work as he thinks about that KO of the night award that is surely being wrapped up for him back stage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tommy Thundercunt!
Tommy Thundercunt thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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FIGHT
RATING
71%
 
 
 
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