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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Cletus Landry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnny Unkown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Landry comes to the cage accompanied by country boy. Unkown has chosen I.C.P. BITCHES! MIRrorCulZ as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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149 lbs
29 - 9 - 0 |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 13 - 2, fighting out of Tokyo, Cletus Landry!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
29 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Johnny Unkown!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Ryoma Takatsuka and Jeff Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Unkown swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Unkown walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Landry feints and then cracks Unkown's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Unkown down.
Landry slips a jab and a cross from Unkown.
Landry connects with a jab.
Landry keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Unkown takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Unkown tried to score with a low kick but Landry checks it.
Landry looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Landry throws a jab when Unkown was well out of range.
Unkown tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Landry misses with a looping right.
Landry throws a right and a left that both miss.
Unkown moves out of range as Landry strikes.
Landry moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromUnkown.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Landry feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Unkown's calf.
Landry lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Unkown circles away quickly and effectively.
Landry throws out a loose jab but Unkown uses good head movement to avoid it.
Unkown is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Landry misses with an uppercut.
Landry lunges at Unkown with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Unkown's hand.
A swing and a miss from Landry.
Unkown feints the counter takedown.
Landry connects with a good right hand that stumbles Unkown. Unkown circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Landry misses with an uppercut
and Unkown counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Unkown drops back looking for a leg! Landry is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Landry manages to kick Unkown off! Unkown jumps back into Landry's guard.
The fighters are working up against the cage. Landry manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Landry swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Unkown prevents a body shot from Landry.
Landry unloads a knee to the mid-section. Unkown lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
A short right from Landry on the inside.
Landry tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Unkown tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Landry avoids it.
Unkown breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Landry connects with a jab.
Landry missing with a left hand there. Unkown was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Unkown throws out a counter right but Landry avoids it with no problem.
Unkown throws a body kick that misses
and Landry counters with a stiff right hand.
Landry turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Unkown bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Unkown tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Landry swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Landry looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Landry connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Landry throws a nice outside leg kick.
Unkown swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Unkown scores with a nice body kick.
Unkown lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Landry moves into range and connects with a jab.
Landry waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Unkown.
Unkown with the counter takedown but Landry avoids it easily.
Landry blocks a head kick by Unkown.
Unkown lands a nice looking body shot.
Nice defenses there by Unkown.
Unkown is looking for the big counter here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Landry lands with a nice combination. Unkown backs away looking to recover.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Landry wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Landry motions for Unkown to come forward. Landry throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Unkown tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Unkown walks into a left hand.
Landry connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Cletus Landry seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Unkown throws a right hand that Landry ducks under and follows up with a left that Landry also avoids with ease.
Unkown plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Landry connects with a single shot there.
Unkown misses with a wild combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Cletus Landry dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Landry pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Unkown back to the cage. Landry follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Landry scores with a leg kick.
Landry throws a leg kick which misses Unkown's front leg but catches the back leg as Unkown tries to avoid it.
Johnny Unkown is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Landry missing with a left hand there. Unkown was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Landry closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Landry throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Landry throws a leg kick but Unkown sees it coming and moves out of range.
Unkown flicks out a counter leg kick but Landry steps away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Landry scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Unkown slips under a jab from Landry.
Unkown lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
A head kick by Unkown misses
letting Landry counter with a right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Unkown takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Unkown throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Unkown's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Landry fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Unkown has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Landry throws a series of punches but Unkown moves out of range.
Cletus Landry is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Landry throws a jab but it's blocked by Unkown.
Landry swinging wildly here.
Unkown is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Landry jabbing away but nothing is landing.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Landry.
Landry's jab looks to have found its range, popping Unkown under the eye.
Landry rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Unkown counters with a body kick that stops Landry in his tracks momentarily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Unkown has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Landry is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Unkown.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Landry takes a swing at Unkown's ribcage but misses.
As Landry backs off Unkown throws a huge counter combo but Landry manages to avoid it all.
Landry scores with a decent looking hook.
A clash of legs there as Unkown blocks the low kick.
Landry throws a hook but Unkown blocks it.
Unkown is trying to counter with his kicks.
Unkown throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Landry connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Landry lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Unkown circles away quickly and effectively.
And Unkown tries to counter it with a takedown but Landry pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Unkown moves out of range of the leg kick from Landry.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Unkown! But no joy.
Unkown checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Landry cracks Unkown with a good jab.
Unkown bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Cletus Landry is winning the standup battle so far.
Landry takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A jab from Unkown finds it's way through Landry's defenses.
Landry throws a poor cross that misses
and Unkown counters with a nice kick to the body.
Landry throws a hook but Unkown avoids it easily.
Unkown looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Unkown trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Unkown trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Landry keeping moving, preventing Unkown from controlling successfully.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Landry wants to stand up but Unkown is controlling him.
Unkown wants to pass the guard but Landry is keeping the position.
Landry is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Unkown looking to sit in guard and control but Landry gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Landry stands and steps away. Unkown gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
A punch combination from Unkown misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Cletus Landry dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Landry shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Unkown eats them both and turns towards Landry to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Unkown ducks under a wild hook from Landry.
A low kick from Landry is predictable there
so Unkown counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Landry has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Unkown has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
Unkown tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Landry avoids it.
Unkown utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Unkown working Landry over with knees to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Landry with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Landry lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Unkown backwards.
Unkown fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Unkown lands a good knee to the midsection. Landry won't want to take too many of those.
Unkown looking to throw knees to the head but Landry is blocking nicely.
Unkown jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Landry walks away with a smile on his face. Unkown gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Landry lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Unkown fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Cletus Landry has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Johnny Unkown.
Landry thuds a left hand into Unkown's body.
Landry moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Unkown avoids a punch combination nicely.
Unkown tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Landry connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Landry throws out a leg kick but Unkown moves out of range and Landry only half commits.
Johnny Unkown has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Landry thows a leg kick but Unkown checks it
and Unkown counters with a nice double leg into side control. Landry won't be happy with that.
Landry wants to get back to his feet.
Landry manages to get back to half guard.
Landry is trying to get back to full guard.
Landry is working hard here to advance position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Unkown not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Unkown is nestled in close to Landry, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Unkown working Landry over with strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Landry looks like he's trying to stand up.
Unkown is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Landry defends it well.
Unkown is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Landry is trying to escape the mount.
Landry sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Unkown throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Unkown is keen to just control but Landry is a slippery customer.
Unkown prevents Landry from standing back up.
Unkown tries to pass to full mount but Landry defends it.
Landry kicks Unkown off and gets back to his feet.
Unkown steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Landry.
Unkown now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Unkown misses with a combination
and Landry makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Unkown takes a body punch but keeps moving.
And that's the end of the fight!
Cletus Landry showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Landry, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ryoma Takatsuka scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Cletus Landry!
Cletus Landry seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
The defeated Johnny Unkown had this to say: 'Well blow me like a goat on a boat that was all that she wrote if you catch the antidote! Heehaw! I smoked to much meth and maybe that orgy before the fight in my trailer wasn't the best plan haha pullin an all. Ignore before a fighter yeah haw! Dang of dinglebanger!'.
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