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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tommy Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Isaijah Louiseau (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Thundercunt comes to the cage accompanied by You are a Cunt. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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25
260 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
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194 cm
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225 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Great elbows
KO power |
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BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Very confident |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Tommy Thundercunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Isaijah Louiseau!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Santiago Holmes and Bart Greer.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Louiseau looks to clinch
and Thundercunt connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
It looks like Isaijah Louiseau has been cut.
Louiseau shoots and misses
and Thundercunt counters with a crisp right hand that drops Louiseau! Thundercunt lets Louiseau back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Thundercunt throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Louiseau stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Louiseau looks winded!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Louiseau doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Thundercunt scores with a shot to the body.
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking Louiseau out cold! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tommy Thundercunt!
Tommy Thundercunt thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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