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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Tuju Kilju (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Edward Scissorhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kilju comes to the cage accompanied by One Of These Mornings. Scissorhands is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Still. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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175 cm
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147 lbs
25 - 5 - 1 |
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144 lbs
24 - 7 - 2 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Olympic wrestler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
25 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Tuju Kilju! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
24 - 7 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Edward Scissorhands! The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Scissorhands misses the body punch and Kilju connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Kilju misses with an attempted mid kick.
Scissorhands shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down. Kilju throws a jab but it's blocked by Scissorhands. Kilju has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Gangsterdamage in the buildup to the fight. Kilju connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. A clash of legs there as Kilju blocks the low kick. Scissorhands lands with a good body shot. Scissorhands moves out of range of the leg kick from Kilju. Both fighters circling a little - Scissorhands finishes the exchange with a kick to the body. Kilju misses with a head kick.
Scissorhands pivots, looking for a leg kick but Kilju is out of range and Scissorhands settles back down. Kilju tries to counter with a takedown but Scissorhands is quick to defend against it. Kilju slips a straight right by Scissorhands. Kilju connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Scissorhands's hands. Scissorhands's corner calls for a 1-2. Scissorhands obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. Kilju tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Scissorhands was well out of range. Poor timing from Kilju. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Scissorhands swings for the body but Kilju moves out of range.
Kilju went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected. Scissorhands slips under a jab. Kilju lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Scissorhands circles away quickly and effectively. Kilju checks a leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round. Kilju swings for the body but Scissorhands moves out of range.
Scissorhands tries to counter by closing the distance. Scissorhands pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. Kilju misses with a wild body shot. A solid leg kick lands there for Scissorhands.
Kilju lands a head kick!
Scissorhands dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Kilju. That did some damage! Scissorhands has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout. Kilju throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Scissorhands throws a hook to the side of Kilju's head but Kilju sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Scissorhands swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Kilju. Scissorhands misses with a looping left. Scissorhands throws a lazy right hand but Kilju sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Kilju avoids a kick to the body.
Kilju lands with a nice body kick. Kilju throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Scissorhands blocks a head kick by Kilju.
Scissorhands scores with a sloppy right hand. Kilju should have avoided that one.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. A solid body kick from Scissorhands. Scissorhands listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut. Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kilju lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Scissorhands has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Scissorhands and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. Kilju scores with a shot to the body.
Kilju is looking to wear down Scissorhands with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment. Kilju moves forwards but Scissorhands connects with a nice, crisp jab. Scissorhands tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kilju was well out of range. Poor timing from Scissorhands. Scissorhands jabbing away but nothing is landing. Kilju keeps Scissorhands at a distance using the push kick. Scissorhands throws a good cross that connects.
Scissorhands blocks the body kick.
Scissorhands shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down. Some bone on bone action there as Kilju checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one. Scissorhands swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Donk. Scissorhands catches Kilju right on the button with a cross. Scissorhands tries to clinch up. Scissorhands swings for the body but Kilju moves out of range.
Scissorhands bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Scissorhands tries to counter by closing the distance. Kilju misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Kilju wants to land a leg kick but Scissorhands is out of range. Kilju blocks the body kick.
Scissorhands misses with a wild body shot. Scissorhands dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Scissorhands lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kilju at a distance.
Scissorhands throws a nice outside leg kick. Nice uppercut there from Scissorhands. Scissorhands misses with a body shot.
Kilju looks to score with a jab to the body but Scissorhands is just out of range. Scissorhands is looking to land body kicks. Scissorhands tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Kilju is able to avoid easily. Scissorhands walks forward, straight into a front kick from Kilju. Kilju throws a mid kick that lands with a slap. A slow jab from Scissorhands misses its intended target. Scissorhands connects with a body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Scissorhands throws a leg kick that is checked and Kilju counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Scissorhands is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Kilju had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté. Scissorhands darts in and clinches Kilju up against the cage. Scissorhands blocking some punches.
Scissorhands misses with a punch on the inside.
Scissorhands lands a shot to the body. Kilju jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Scissorhands walks away with a smile on his face. Kilju gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. Kilju misses with a body shot.
Kilju throws an overhand right that lands on Scissorhands's shoulder, as Scissorhands tries to avoid the shot. Scissorhands misses with a kick to the body.
Scissorhands throws a lazy right hand but Kilju sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Kilju blocks the body kick.
Kilju feinted there with a counter leg kick. Kilju checks a low kick from Scissorhands. Kilju was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit. Kilju connects with a body shot. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Kilju keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Kilju keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That kick from Scissorhands tenderised Kilju's leg. Kilju is trying to keep his angry face on. Scissorhands takes one on the button. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Edward Scissorhands dominated that round. The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
A slapping leg kick lands for Kilju.
Kilju rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Scissorhands moves out of range and avoids them all easily. Scissorhands throws a front kick aimed at Kilju's knee but Kilju avoids it well. Scissorhands throws a right hand that misses
and Kilju counters with a leg kick. Kilju throws a wild body kick that Scissorhands sees coming a mile off. Scissorhands throws a low kick but it's checked well by Kilju. Kilju quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect. Kilju doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. Kilju doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. Kilju looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Scissorhands! An elbow from Kilju crashes against the mat.
Scissorhands can't do much from the bottom here. Kilju is staying tight to Scissorhands's torso, preventing him from escaping. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Scissorhands wants to control but Kilju postures up.
That's one minute gone in the round. The strikes coming from Kilju are missing the target in this wave of attacks. The strikes coming from Kilju are missing the target in this wave of attacks. Scissorhands manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu! Kilju moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard. Kilju will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions. Scissorhands sitting in guard, not really doing much.
That's two minutes gone in the round. There's a bit of a scramble here and now Kilju is on top in guard.
Kilju wants to control from the top but Scissorhands keeps moving. Kilju looking to pass the guard. Kilju wants to control from the top but Scissorhands keeps moving. Scissorhands lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Kilju can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Scissorhands controls the pace. Kilju tries to land a sweep but no joy. Kilju is looking for a triangle but Scissorhands pushes his legs off easily.
Scissorhands engaging in some classic timewasting tactics. Kilju tries to land a sweep but no joy.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena. Kilju escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Scissorhands gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. Scissorhands slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. Let's hope that Scissorhands has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight. The crowd thankful this round is nearly over. If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tuju Kilju dominated that second round. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Scissorhands cracks Kilju with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business. Kilju moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot. An inside leg kick lands from Kilju. Scissorhands throws a half hearted mid kick. Kilju takes a swing at Scissorhands's ribcage but misses. A good leg kick by Scissorhands. Scissorhands lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Scissorhands throws a half hearted mid kick. Kilju waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Scissorhands. Scissorhands scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard. Scissorhands fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kilju manages to avoid it. Scissorhands fakes a jab and scores with a low kick. Kilju lands a leg kick that knocks Scissorhands off balance momentarily. Kilju fakes a head shot and lands one to the body. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Kilju misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Scissorhands.
Kilju misses the shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round. Kilju bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Scissorhands's head. Kilju blocks a low kick nicely. Kilju jabs Scissorhands to the body, keeping him at a distance. Scissorhands throws a leg kick but Kilju checks it. Kilju checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time. Scissorhands misses with a low kick.
Kilju throws a body kick that digs right into the meat. Edward Scissorhands is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Kilju changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. Scissorhands tries a low kick but Kilju avoids it. Edward Scissorhands seems to be getting the better of the standup. Scissorhands connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Kilju's hands. Kilju fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Scissorhands looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. Kilju drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles. Kilju throws a body punch but Scissorhands moves out of range. Kilju misses with an attempted mid kick.
Kilju takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Kilju throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
It seemed like Scissorhands was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Scissorhands connects with a body shot. Kilju is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches. Kilju moves away from the strike by Scissorhands. Kilju takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch. Kilju throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Scissorhands misses with a wild body shot. Kilju thinks about countering with a body kick. Kilju throws a sloppy head kick and Scissorhands moves out of range easily. Kilju fails with a takedown attempt. Scissorhands misses with a leg kick. Kilju connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head. An inside leg kick lands from Kilju. A slow jab from Kilju misses its intended target. Scissorhands has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kilju. Scissorhands dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Scissorhands lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Scissorhands moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Kilju lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Scissorhands keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Kilju blocks the body kick.
Scissorhands takes a kick to the body and keeps moving. A left lands for Scissorhands. Scissorhands has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Kilju. Kilju looks for a takedown but Scissorhands sprawls well. Kilju fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Scissorhands has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. Scissorhands moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. Scissorhands moves out of range of the leg kick from Kilju. Scissorhands takes a kick to the side of the head. Kilju throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Scissorhands throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Scissorhands dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Kilju. That did some damage! Kilju misses the body punch and Scissorhands counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Kilju moves out of range as Scissorhands throws a body kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Kilju misses with a leg kick and Scissorhands counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Scissorhands cracks Kilju with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business. Scissorhands throws the left hand but Kilju avoids the punch easily. Scissorhands dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Kilju. That did some damage! Kilju throws a nice inside leg kick. Scissorhands has taken the fight to the clinch.
Scissorhands lands a shoulder strike. A nice right hand lands inside from Kilju. Scissorhands lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage. Kilju swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short uppercut from Scissorhands. Scissorhands lands a shoulder strike. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Kilju doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Scissorhands makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. Kilju working aggressively here.
A nice left hand lands by Kilju.
And that's the end of the fight! Edward Scissorhands comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. I think Scissorhands has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:29 Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 28:29 Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Edward Scissorhands! Edward Scissorhands made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'Paul Newman says hello.'.
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energy
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hype
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