PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Caleb Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Napoleon Dynamite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dynamite has chosen Napoleon Dynamite (Remix) as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Smith
vs
Dynamite

178 cm
21
160 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

177 cm
21
160 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Great low kicks
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Good gas tank

//buriedALIVE// Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Caleb Smith!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Napoleon Dynamite!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Alan Glass and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smith lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Dynamite backs up against the cage.

It looks like Napoleon Dynamite has been cut.
Smith fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Smith scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

Smith lands a big head kick that sends Dynamite tumbling to the mat! Smith takes a step backwards and waves Dynamite back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Dynamite is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Smith throws a sloppy head kick and Dynamite moves out of range easily.
Dynamite is still on wobbly legs! Can Smith finish him?
Smith tries a head kick but it misses.
Smith throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Smith drops Dynamite with a straight right hand, right on the button! Smith follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Caleb Smith!
Caleb Smith decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.