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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Myles Newell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Army (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Army is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Vagina Coastguard. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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208 lbs
12 - 11 - 0 |
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189 cm
25
213 lbs
15 - 7 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Myles Newell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dick Army!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Alan Glass and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Army cracks Newell with an open hand slap.
Newell throws a jab when Army was well out of range.
Newell with a nice cross.
Newell lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Army blocks a jab.
Army let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Newell getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Army throws out a powerful jab.
Newell misses with a hook. Army ducked under it nicely.
Newell takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Newell shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Army pinned against the cage. Army gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Army moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Newell fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Army is out of range.
Newell misses with a jab, cross combination.
Newell avoids the body shot from Army.
Myles Newell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Newell walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Dick Army is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Army throws a body shot but no joy.
Newell lands a right hook to the body.
Army connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Newell's hands.
Newell misses the shot to the body.
Army displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Newell throws out the jab.
Newell looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Army throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Army jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Newell lands a leg kick that knocks Army off balance momentarily.
Newell will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Army looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Newell lands with a good body shot.
A slow jab from Newell misses its intended target.
Army needs to keep his hands up - Newell had a free shot at his head there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A shot to the liver by Army. Beautiful body shot.
Army misses with a wild body shot.
Army throws a body shot but no joy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Army lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Newell circles away quickly and effectively.
Army misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Newell.
Army throws a jab when Newell was well out of range.
Newell jabs at Army's body.
No luck for Newell with that takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Myles Newell. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Army avoids the body shot from Newell.
Newell loads up on a big right hand but Army slips the punch.
Army ducks right into an uppercut from Newell.
Army clinches.
Army goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Newell wants to take the fight to the mat but Army manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Newell has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Army is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Army comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Newell stalling in the clinch but Army improves position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Army lands with a light punch inside.
Army looks to throw an elbow but misses.
A short left from Army.
Army tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Newell working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Newell tries to score a body lock takedown but Army shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Newell blocks a body shot from Army.
Army pushes off an throws an elbow but Newell leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Army doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Army lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A head punch on the inside from Army fails to land.
Army throws an elbow but it misses.
Newell's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Newell takes a shot to the head.
Newell avoids a wild elbow strike from Army.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Army gets underhooks to prevent Newell's takedown attempt.
Army lands a body shot.
Army lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Newell backwards.
Newell is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Army tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Army can't find room to land a body shot as Newell controls the action.
Newell has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Army clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Army manages to scramble and ends up in full guard, under a barage of strikes . Great composure from Army.
Army preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Newell throwing strikes but missing.
Army not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Newell is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Newell loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Army is looking to sweep but instead, Newell has passed into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dick Army dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Newell slips a jab from Army.
A little feinted left hand from Newell on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
The fighters circle momentarily. Army darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Oh Newell is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dick Army seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Newell misses with a wild body shot.
Newell switches off momentarily and Army cracks him with a monster right hand! Newell topples backwards and makes a semi conscious attempt to cover up, as Army dives in to land one more shot, before the referee has time to call the fight. What a finish by Army!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:14 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dick Army!
Our winner, Dick Army, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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