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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Victor Zsasz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyroil Smoochie Wallace (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zsasz's entrance music is 2Pac: When We Ride ft. Outlawz. A fine choice. Victor Zsasz could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Tyroil Smoochie Wallace's chin.
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148 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
49 - 21 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Victor Zsasz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tyroil Smoochie Wallace!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Yukihiro Shimada and Sosuke Kotani.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zsasz lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Smoochie Wallace dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Zsasz. That did some damage!
Smoochie Wallace throws a body kick that misses.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Smoochie Wallace.
Zsasz connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Zsasz takes a swing at Smoochie Wallace's ribcage but misses.
Smoochie Wallace ducks right into an uppercut from Zsasz.
A jab from Zsasz misses.
A chopping leg kick lands by Zsasz.
A nice leg kick lands there from Smoochie Wallace.
Smoochie Wallace takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Smoochie Wallace slips a straight right by Zsasz.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A cross from Smoochie Wallace lands.
It looks like Victor Zsasz has been cut.
Smoochie Wallace throws a nice inside leg kick.
Zsasz will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Zsasz throws a hook but Smoochie Wallace blocks it.
Smoochie Wallace checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Smoochie Wallace slips a jab from Zsasz.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zsasz throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Zsasz keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Smoochie Wallace takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Some bone on bone action there as Zsasz checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
It looked like Zsasz wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Zsasz really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Smoochie Wallace throws a hook but Zsasz avoids it easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Zsasz misses the target.
Smoochie Wallace fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Zsasz.
Smoochie Wallace fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Zsasz.
Smoochie Wallace throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Smoochie Wallace throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Zsasz connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Zsasz turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Zsasz misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Smoochie Wallace.
Nice shot by Zsasz.
Smoochie Wallace lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Zsasz feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Smoochie Wallaces jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Smoochie Wallace is rocked!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smoochie Wallace misses with a lunging right hand
and Smoochie Wallace takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Smoochie Wallace is still on wobbly legs! Can Zsasz finish him?
Nice defenses there by Zsasz.
Smoochie Wallace avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
and Zsasz counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Smoochie Wallace! He's just covering up as Zsasz starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Victor Zsasz!
Victor Zsasz seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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