PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Michelangelo Tortoise (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bjorn Bogart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bogart has chosen "Dutch National Anthem" by Het Wilhelmus as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Bjorn Bogart was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Tortoise
vs
Bogart

184 cm
23
182 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

180 cm
29
185 lbs
6 - 20 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Michelangelo Tortoise !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bjorn Bogart!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tortoise connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Tortoise lands with an overhand left.
Tortoise tests Bogart's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bogart moves out of range as Tortoise strikes.
Bogart takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

Tortoise forces Bogart back against the cage and clinches.
Tortoise lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bogart looking for a takedown.

Tortoise drops Bogart onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Bogart is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Bogart is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tortoise creates a bit of distance and cracks Bogart with a massive left hook! Bogart crumples out of camera shot, completely unconscious! He's been Nelmarked! Tortoise stares at him for a moment then struts over to his corner, victorious.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Michelangelo Tortoise !
Michelangelo Tortoise was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.