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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mr Joker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Trenton Funkhouser (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Joker comes into the arena with The Jester of Genocide - Travis Scott blaring out of the sound system. Trenton Funkhouser will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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219 lbs
6 - 0 - 0 |
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196 cm
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222 lbs
9 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very quick |
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Excellent grappler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Mr Joker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Trenton Funkhouser!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Sam Margolis and William Gold.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Joker feints and as Funkhouser raises his hands in defense, Joker changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Joker got a little sloppy there for a moment and Funkhouser has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Joker has managed to get both his arms back between Funkhouser's legs - danger averted.
Funkhouser looking for a sweep. Not yet Funkhouser, not yet.
Joker working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Funkhouser's head.
Funkhouser wants to sweep here but Joker controlling him for the moment.
Funkhouser looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Funkhouser looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Joker content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
We've been hearing that Joker has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Funkhouser has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Joker should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Funkhouser has tightened it up now! Joker should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Trenton Funkhouser!
Trenton Funkhouser tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
In defeat, Mr Joker stepped up to the mic, saying 'HahaHAAhaaHha haHAhahaHA haha ha Hahaaha ha ha... haHa.. HA!'.
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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