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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fat Gorrila (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and El Pintos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). El Pintos told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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194 cm
34
274 lbs
23 - 14 - 0 |
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189 cm
36
264 lbs
22 - 11 - 1 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
23 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fat Gorrila! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
22 - 11 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, El Pintos! The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Gorrila connects with a right hand. Pintos shakes it off. Pintos throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
It looks like Fat Gorrila has been cut. Gorrila closes the distance and clinches. Pintos misses with a punch on the inside.
Gorrila tries a body shot but Pintos blocks it.
Gorrila avoiding damage.
Gorrila misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Pintos is trying to break the clinch but Gorrila has him pressed against the cage. A right hook to the body lands for Gorrila.
Gorrila lands a damaging elbow.
It looks like El Pintos has been cut. Pintos is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage. A nice glancing elbow lands by Pintos. Pintos is stalling here.
Gorrila lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Pintos backwards. Pintos wants to get back to striking at distance but Gorrila won't allow it.
Gorrila pushes Pintos back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Pintos is leaning against Gorrila and scores with a nice uppercut to the body. Pintos tries to break the clinch but Gorrila is controlling the position. Gorrila tries to work over Pintos's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
That's one minute gone in the round. A nice right hand lands inside from Gorrila. Pintos looking to slow down the pace here. Gorrila blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short body shot lands from Gorrila as the two fighters clinch.
Pintos looks winded! A nice left hand lands by Pintos.
Gorrila lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Pintos. Gorrila with a knee to the head.
Gorrila softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage. A nice left hand lands by Gorrila.
Gorrila tries a body shot but Pintos blocks it.
Pintos tries to break the clinch but Gorrila is controlling the position. Our sources have told us that Gorrila has been working on his elbows in the gym. Gorrila tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pintos's elbow. Gorrila scores with a shoulder strike. The referee is keeping an eye on Gorrila - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Pintos avoids a wild elbow strike from Gorrila. Pintos is looking to break free of the clinch but Gorrila has double underhooks. Gorrila misses with the head strike.
Gorrila throws a head punch that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Gorrila doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Pintos looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now. Gorrila tries a body shot but Pintos blocks it.
Gorrila misses with a punch on the inside.
Gorrila scores with an uppercut up the middle. Gorrila lands with a left to the head. A short body shot lands from Gorrila as the two fighters clinch.
Gorrila lands on the inside with an uppercut. A short uppercut from Gorrila. Gorrila lands with a left to the head. A short right from Gorrila on the inside. Gorrila working some nice short punches in the clinch. Gorrila is leaning against Pintos and scores with a nice uppercut to the body. Gorrila lands an elbow inside. Gorrila lands a left hand.
A body shot lands from Gorrila.
Gorrila lands with a short head shot on the inside. Pintos wants to get back to striking at distance but Gorrila won't allow it.
Gorrila lands with a short head shot on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Gorrila scores with a nice hook to the head. A quick uppercut on the inside from Gorrila. Gorrila tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Gorrila gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. Gorrila tries to work over Pintos's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. A nice right hand lands inside from Gorrila. Gorrila tries to throw a body punch but Pintos avoids it by throwing Gorrila back against the cage. Gorrila lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Pintos. With the fighters clinched against the cage, Gorrila creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. Gorrila lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Pintos is rocked! Gorrila stalling against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Gorrila. A short left from Gorrila. Pintos lands a nice elbow from the clinch. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Gorrila has the Thai clinch. He lands a big knee to the head and Pintos goes down! Gorrila dives on top of him - Pintos manages to get guard.
Pintos is still in real trouble! Can Gorrila finish him? Gorrila works a leg free and moves into half guard. Gorrila looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Pintos seems to have recovered his senses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now. Gorrila is working for a submission of some sort.
Gorrila is trying to work for a kimura but Pintos is defending well.
Gorrila is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Gorrila wants to take a breather but Pintos is having none of it. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Fat Gorrila dominated that round. Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval. The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Gorrila buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Pintos misses with a right hand and Gorrila finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body. Gorrila is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pintos can do to turn this around? Gorrila has Pintos up against the cage in a clinch.
Gorrila throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Pintoss head. Gorrila connects with a nasty looking knee right to Pintos's face.
Gorrila lands with a left to the head. Gorrila lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. Gorrila lands an uppercut that drops Pintos! Gorrila follows him to the canvas looking to finish. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. The referee tells the fighters to keep busy. Gorrila has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Pintos! Gorrila trying to control but Pintos is having none of it. Gorrila working for a submission but Pintos is keeping him at bay. Pintos is breathing heavily. Gorrila is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Pintos is surviving well by controlling Gorrila's body position as best he can.
That's one minute gone in the round. Gorrila working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet. Pintos is squirming around, avoiding Gorrila's attempts to control the action. Pintos tries to reverse the position but Gorrila maintains control. Gorrila wants to take his opponent's back but he's not managed it. Gorrila working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet. Gorrila tries to control but Pintos wriggling away. Pintos defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Gorrila.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Gorrila looking for a guillotine from mount but Pintos is having none of it. Gorrila trying to control but he's not successful this time. Gorrila controlling from mount. Gorrila trying to control but he's not successful this time. Gorrila is working for a guillotine from mount but Pintos frees his head quite easily.
Pintos wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.
Pintos prevents Gorrila from taking his back.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Gorrila controlling the position easily from mount. Gorrila trying to control but he's not successful this time. Pintos is wriggling around trying to escape.
Gorrila controlling the position easily from mount. Fat Gorrila overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far. Gorrila can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Pintos is looking to escape.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight. Gorrila is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Pintos is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him. Pintos is in all sorts of trouble here.
Gorrila tries to control but Pintos wriggling away. Gorrila goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Pintos turns into him and now he's in Gorrila's guard.
Pintos must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu. Pintos trying to control but Gorrila is working from the bottom. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Fat Gorrila dominated that second round. Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval. The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Gorrila lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range. Gorrila lands the left hand. Pintos pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Gorrila. Pintos takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Gorrila throws a quick inside leg kick. Pintos has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Gorrila. This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Gorrila. Gorrila scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent. Gorrila fakes a jab and scores with a low kick. This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Gorrila. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Gorrila closes the distance and lands a crisp combination that knocks Pintos out cold! Pintos corner are devastated, head in hands behind our commentary position. Poor guys.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Fat Gorrila! Fat Gorrila decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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