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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Vito Scaletta (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ralph Wiggum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Scaletta kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is i kill cause im hungry. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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179 lbs
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184 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Vito Scaletta!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Ralph Wiggum!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, David Hoff and Sandra Marshall.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Scaletta. Wiggum does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wiggum has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Wiggum clinches up with Scaletta and pushes him back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wiggum.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Wiggum lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Scaletta backwards.
Wiggum misses with a punch to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wiggum.
Scaletta avoiding damage.
Scaletta misses with a punch on the inside.
Scaletta scores with a hook to the body.
Scaletta throws a punch but it's blocked by Wiggum.
Wiggum misses with the head strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Scaletta works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Scaletta lands a body punch.
Scaletta blocking some punches.
Wiggum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Wiggum lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Scaletta backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Wiggum fails to land.
Wiggum lands a nice shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Scaletta misses with some punches.
Scaletta is struggling to control the position.
Scaletta lands a nice shot to the body.
Scaletta's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Scaletta blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Scaletta tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wiggum has a couple of punches blocked by Scaletta.
Wiggum blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Scaletta trying to stall but Wiggum improves his position.
Wiggum is leaning against Scaletta and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Scaletta swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Scaletta blocking some punches.
Scaletta throws a punch but it's blocked by Wiggum.
Scaletta blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wiggum misses with a punch on the inside.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Scaletta misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wiggum swings wildly with an uppercut but Scaletta uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Wiggum fails to land.
Scaletta misses with a punch on the inside.
Scaletta takes a shot to the head.
Wiggum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Scaletta is looking to control Wiggum's arms but Wiggum gets an underhook and turns him. Now Scaletta has his back to the cage.
Wiggum lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Scaletta.
Wiggum lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wiggum lands with a light punch inside.
Scaletta fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Scaletta has a couple of punches blocked by Wiggum.
Scaletta tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Scaletta lands a right hand that snaps the head of Wiggum backwards.
Wiggum pushes Scaletta back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A head punch on the inside from Scaletta fails to land.
Scaletta lands with a left to the head.
Scaletta definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Wiggum lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Scaletta backwards.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wiggum working aggressively here.
Wiggum misses with a punch on the inside.
Wiggum stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Scaletta tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wiggum misses with the head strike.
Scaletta blocks a body shot from Wiggum.
Scaletta misses with the head strike.
Scaletta misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wiggum misses with a punch on the inside.
Wiggum lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Scaletta misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wiggum makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Wiggum as Scaletta tries to tie him up.
Wiggum struggles to land a body shot inside as Scaletta controls his hands.
Scaletta blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Wiggum misses with a punch on the inside.
Wiggum lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Wiggum misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Scaletta misses with a punch to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Scaletta swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Scaletta swings wildly with an uppercut but Wiggum uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wiggum blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Scaletta misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wiggum.
Scaletta lands a left hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Scaletta misses with a hook to the ribs.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Scaletta is looking to control Wiggum's arms but Wiggum gets an underhook and turns him. Now Scaletta has his back to the cage.
Wiggum scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A head punch on the inside from Scaletta fails to land.
Wiggum lands a body shot in the clinch.
Scaletta blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Scaletta is trying to maintain a safe position but Wiggum gets an underhook and turns Scaletta into the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Wiggum.
Wiggum lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Good body shot from Wiggum.
Scaletta is breathing heavily.
Wiggum blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wiggum lands a nice shot to the body.
Wiggum lands a nice uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ralph Wiggum dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Scaletta avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Wiggum moves into the clinch.
Wiggum swings wildly with an uppercut but Scaletta uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wiggum lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Wiggum has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Wiggum lands a nice shot to the body.
Scaletta looking to slow down the pace here.
Wiggum throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Scalettas head.
Scaletta blocks an uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Wiggum.
Wiggum lands a right hand that snaps the head of Scaletta backwards.
Scaletta doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wiggum lands a nice uppercut.
Scaletta misses with a hook from the clinch.
Scaletta misses with some punches.
Wiggum swings wildly with an uppercut but Scaletta uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wiggum pushes Scaletta back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wiggum misses with a hook to the ribs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Wiggum.
Wiggum prevents a body shot from Scaletta.
Scaletta working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Scaletta swings wildly with an uppercut but Wiggum uses good head movement to avoid it.
Scaletta takes a shot to the head.
Wiggum lands a shot to the body.
Wiggum blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Wiggum lands with a right to the head.
Wiggum blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A shot in the inside from Wiggum.
Wiggum presses Scaletta against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Scaletta blocking some punches.
Scaletta misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wiggum lands with a light punch inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Wiggum creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wiggum drops Scaletta onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Scaletta is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Scaletta is rocked!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wiggum working aggressively here.
Oh Scaletta is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wiggum misses with a punch on the inside.
A right hook to the body lands for Wiggum.
Scaletta's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wiggum working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Wiggum softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Wiggum unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Scaletta! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Wiggum is unloading with more strikes now! Scaletta drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:13 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ralph Wiggum!
A very excited looking Ralph Wiggum made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, Vito Scaletta stepped up to the mic, saying 'You know when we first started out, I thought I was gonna be the biggest, baddest wiseguy in the world'.
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