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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartmen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Grant Duncan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartmen comes to the cage accompanied by Eric Cartman - Come Sail Away . Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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210 lbs
13 - 10 - 0 |
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190 cm
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214 lbs
6 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eric Cartmen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Grant Duncan!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Duncan takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Duncan throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Cartmen counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Cartmen.
A right handed body shot lands from Cartmen.
Cartmen lands a body punch in the clinch.
Duncan has Cartmen pressed against the cage.
Cartmen blocking some punches.
Duncan has Cartmen pushed against the cage.
Cartmen connects with a knee to the head.
It looks like Grant Duncan has been cut.
Cartmen lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Cartmen misses with a knee strike.
I was talking to Cartmen's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Cartmen tries a knee to the head but Duncan blocks it.
Duncan misses with a short punch on the inside.
Duncan tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short uppercut from Duncan.
Cartmen misses with a body punch.
Cartmen misses with a punch to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cartmen using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Duncan looks winded!
Cartmen works on Duncan's body with a couple of short punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartmen dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Cartmen with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Duncan blocks a body shot from Cartmen.
Cartmen blocking some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cartmen.
A right hand to the body from Cartmen.
Cartmen on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Duncan has a couple of punches blocked by Cartmen.
Cartmen lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Duncan stalling in the clinch but Cartmen improves position.
Cartmen stalling in the clinch.
Cartmen effectively controlling the action here.
Come on Cartmen - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Duncan prevents a body shot from Cartmen.
Duncan manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Duncan takes a shot to the head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Duncan.
Duncan lands an uppercut.
Duncan tries a body shot but Cartmen blocks it.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Cartmen as Duncan tries to tie him up.
Cartmen slows down the pace here.
Duncan has a couple of punches blocked by Cartmen.
Duncan is pushing Cartmen up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
A shot in the inside from Cartmen.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartmen connects with a knee to the head.
Duncan scores with a nice hook to the head.
Cartmen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cartmen is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Duncan is defending well for now.
Cartmen controlling the action here for a moment.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Cartmen.
Cartmen is working Duncan over against the cage.
Cartmen landing some nice looking knees to the body.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Duncan blocks an elbow strike from Cartmen.
Duncan has thrown a lot of knees so far in this fight and we're lead to believe that's something he's been working on the gym prior to this fight.
Duncan trying to control the position but instead, Cartmen has worked for underhooks and has pushed Duncan into the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartmen content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Cartmen can't find room to land a body shot as Duncan controls the action.
Cartmen unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Cartmen tries to land a knee to the head but Duncan blocks with his arms.
Cartmen misses with a body punch.
Cartmen using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Duncan has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Duncan is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Cartmen is keeping busy.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Duncan.
Cartmen lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cartmen pressing his opponent against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A short right from Cartmen.
Duncan misses with a punch to the body.
Duncan holding his opponent close, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartmen dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Grant Duncan's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Cartmen scores with a hook to the body. Duncan takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A bone on bone clash there as Cartmen blocks the leg kick.
That kick from Cartmen tenderised Duncan's leg. Duncan is trying to keep his angry face on.
Duncan throws a push kick but Cartmen slaps the foot to one side.
Cartmen lands a left and a right that send Duncan crashing to the mat, dazed. Cartmen thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Cartmen throws a half hearted mid kick.
A thudding body kick lands there by Cartmen!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cartmen lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Cartmen drops Duncan with a beautiful combination! Duncan stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Cartmen is looking for the KO!
Duncan is rocked!
A thudding body kick lands there by Cartmen!
Duncan is still on wobbly legs! Can Cartmen finish him?
Cartmen throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Cartmen throws an overhand right that drops Duncan like a sack of potatoes! Cartmen dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eric Cartmen!
A very excited looking Eric Cartmen made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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hype
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FIGHT
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