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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Claus Boormann (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Don't Stop Believing. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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144 lbs
1 - 70 - 0 |
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27
158 lbs
4 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good elbows
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 70 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Yahweh Falwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Claus Boormann !
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Wagner Zegers and Saam Ante.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boormann bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Falwell's head backwards.
It looks like Yahweh Falwell has been cut.
Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Falwell throws a sloppy head kick and Boormann moves out of range easily.
Boormann closes the distance and pushes Falwell back into the cage.
Falwell takes a knee right on the jaw!
Falwell is rocked!
Boormann creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Falwell's defenses.
Oh Falwell is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Boormann lands a big right hand that drops Falwell! The killer instinct kicks in and Boormann finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Boormann !
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Claus Boormann !
Claus Boormann very nearly forgot to thank Arcticus University: London amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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