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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Luigi Linguine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Tupp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Linguine comes into the arena with Scarface - I Seen A Man Die blaring out of the sound system. Tupp has chosen THE SICCNESS as his entrance music. Luigi Linguine has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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267 lbs
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191 cm
25
286 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Very quick |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Luigi Linguine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jack Tupp!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Dirk Anderson and Winston Alpacca.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Linguine, as that shot connected.
Good exchange - Linguine coming out on top.
Linguine throws a shot to the body.
Linguine fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tupp manages to avoid it.
Linguine closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Tupp is trying to push Linguine away but Linguine has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Tupp is trying to push Linguine away but Linguine has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Linguine tries to throw a body punch but Tupp avoids it by throwing Linguine back against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Linguine.
Tupp being controlled against the cage.
Linguine digs a right hand into Tupp's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Tupp's gas tank.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Linguine just leaning against Tupp, taking a breather.
Linguine swings wildly with an uppercut but Tupp uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tupp is trying to push Linguine away but Linguine has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Linguine stalling.
Tupp blocks an uppercut.
Tupp is trying to push Linguine away but Linguine has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Linguine has Tupp pushed against the cage.
Linguine lands a body punch in the clinch.
Tupp looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Linguine lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Linguine keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Tupp's efforts to push away.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Linguine creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Linguine lands a left hand.
Linguine misses with the head strike.
Linguine misses with a body punch.
Linguine digs a right hand into Tupp's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Tupp's gas tank.
Tupp looks winded!
Tupp is looking to break free of the clinch but Linguine has double underhooks.
Tupp prevents a body shot from Linguine.
Tupp is trying to push Linguine away but Linguine has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Tupp tries to break the clinch but Linguine is controlling the position.
Tupp tries to break free but Linguine pushes him back against the cage.
Linguine presses Tupp against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Linguine goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A left hand lands to the body for Linguine.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Linguine digs a right hand underneath Tupp's ribcage. Tupp let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Linguine lands with a light punch inside.
Linguine has Tupp pushed against the cage.
Linguine scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Linguine is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Linguine has Tupp pressed against the cage.
Linguine seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tupp is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Linguine tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Tupp's elbow.
Linguine is pushing Tupp up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Linguine tries to throw a body punch but Tupp avoids it by throwing Linguine back against the cage.
Tupp can't break the clinch.
Tupp prevents a body shot from Linguine.
Linguine lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Tupp backwards.
Linguine is struggling to control the position.
Tupp is trying to break the clinch but Linguine is controlling him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Linguine throws a head punch that misses.
Linguine lands a shoulder strike.
Linguine keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Tupp's efforts to push away.
Linguine lands a hook to the side of the head.
Linguine is leaning against Tupp and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Tupp is trying to force a seperation but Linguine has the dominant position.
Linguine just leaning against Tupp, taking a breather.
Tupp takes a shot to the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Linguine.
A left hand lands to the body for Linguine.
Tupp letting Linguine take a breather here.
Linguine lands a left hand that snaps the head of Tupp backwards.
Linguine works on Tupp's body with a couple of short punches.
Tupp takes a shot to the head.
Linguine lands a left hand that snaps the head of Tupp backwards.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Linguine tries to throw a body punch but Tupp avoids it by throwing Linguine back against the cage.
Tupp's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Linguine lands with a left to the head.
Tupp wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Tupp being controlled against the cage.
Tupp is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Linguine is working Tupp over against the cage.
Linguine can't find room to land a body shot as Tupp controls the action.
A hook to the body from Linguine.
Linguine lands a right hand.
Linguine stalling against the cage.
Linguine scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A shot in the inside from Linguine.
Linguine presses Tupp against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A short left from Linguine.
Linguine tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Luigi Linguine dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
A lazy left from Linguine finds it's target.
Linguine fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Tupp, pushing him back against the cage.
Linguine keeps control of Tupp as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Linguine scores with a hook to the body.
Linguine has a couple of punches blocked by Tupp.
Tupp wants to get back to striking at distance but Linguine won't allow it.
Luigi Linguine has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Linguine controlling the action here for a moment.
Tupp tries to circle away but Linguine has him pinned against the cage.
Tupp breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Tupp throws a body shot but no joy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Linguine takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Good exchange - Tupp coming out on top.
Tupp is breathing heavily.
Linguine fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Linguine moves into the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Linguine misses with a body punch.
Linguine prevents Tupp from breaking the clinch.
Tupp working hard to break the clinch.
Linguine avoiding damage.
Tupp tries to break free but Linguine pushes him back against the cage.
Linguine throws a punch but it's blocked by Tupp.
Linguine tries to work over Tupp's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Linguine throws a punch but it's blocked by Tupp.
Linguine is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Tupp can do to turn this around?
Linguine tries to work over Tupp's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Linguine lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Linguine scores with a shot to the side of Tupp's head.
Tupp is looking to break free of the clinch but Linguine has double underhooks.
Linguine lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Tupp backwards.
Tupp is trying to force a seperation but Linguine has the dominant position.
Tupp blocks an uppercut.
Linguine working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Linguine is working Tupp over against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Linguine works on Tupp's body with a couple of short punches.
Linguine works on Tupp's body with a couple of short punches.
Linguine throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Tupps head.
Tupp is rocked!
Still in the clinch, Linguine scores with a nice short uppercut.
Tupp is still on wobbly legs! Can Linguine finish him?
Linguine stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A right hand to the body from Linguine.
Linguine is leaning against Tupp and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Linguine pushes Tupp back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Linguine taking a breather.
Tupp seems to have recovered his senses.
Linguine leaning against his opponent.
Linguine misses with a hook to the ribs.
Nice body punch from Linguine.
Come on Linguine - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
A right hook to the body lands for Linguine.
Tupp letting Linguine take a breather here.
Linguine stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Linguine lands a body punch.
Nice body punch from Linguine - that landed with a thud.
Linguine lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Nice body punch from Linguine.
Tupp has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Tupp blocks a body shot from Linguine.
A nice right hand lands inside from Linguine.
Linguine lands a left hand that snaps the head of Tupp backwards.
Tupp blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Linguine swings wildly with an uppercut but Tupp uses good head movement to avoid it.
Linguine lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Tupp backwards.
Linguine scores with a shot to the side of Tupp's head.
Good body shot from Linguine.
Linguine lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Linguine creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Tupp is trying to push Linguine away but Linguine has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Linguine tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Linguine lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Tupp.
Linguine lands with a left to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Linguine lands with a light punch inside.
A short uppercut from Linguine.
Linguine slows down the pace here.
A short body shot lands from Linguine as the two fighters clinch.
Linguine's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Linguine is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
A hook to the body from Linguine.
Linguine misses with a short punch on the inside.
Nice body punch from Linguine - that landed with a thud.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Luigi Linguine dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Tupp moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Linguine drops Tupp with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Tupp looks back up at him and smiles so Linguine waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Linguine misses the shot to the body.
and Linguine counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Tupp! He's just covering up as Linguine starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Luigi Linguine!
Luigi Linguine seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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