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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Dardan Douchebag (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Everaldo Junior (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Douchebag comes to the cage accompanied by Donkey. Dardan Douchebag has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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155 lbs
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150 lbs
6 - 7 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dardan Douchebag!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Everaldo Junior!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, David Schapiro and Joseph Jones.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Junior wants to clinch up but Douchebag keeps it at a distance.
Douchebag drops down looking for a counter takedown but Junior sprawls and moves away.
Junior moves into the clinch.
Junior looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Junior breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Douchebag looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Douchebag is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Douchebag works over Junior with some ground and pound from guard.
Douchebag is working Junior over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Junior has momentary wrist control but Douchebag slips an elbow through the middle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Junior being controlled here, momentarily.
Junior preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Junior wants to improve his position but instead Douchebag has moved into half guard.
Junior avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Douchebag.
Douchebag slips a nice elbow through Junior's hands, connecting with Junior's forehead.
Still in half guard, Douchebag seems content to control.
Junior pushes Douchebag off, looking to escape but Douchebag dives into side control. He's locked up a kimura now - that was fast! He's cranking on it and Junior is forced to tap! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Dardan Douchebag!
Dardan Douchebag very nearly forgot to thank My$tic Clothing ~ (`10%Laundry`) amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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