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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Ash Layman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cornelius Stinkhammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Stinkhammer's choice of entrance music: Why can't we be friends?. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Cornelius Stinkhammer was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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285 lbs
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265 lbs
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Excellent boxer
Prefers standup
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Excellent boxer
Heavy handed
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ash Layman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cornelius Stinkhammer!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Layman lands a nice looking body shot.
Stinkhammer throws a right and a left that both miss.
Stinkhammer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Layman tests Stinkhammer's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Layman scores with a jab to the body.
Stinkhammer tries to clinch but Layman is having none of it.
Stinkhammer throws a head kick that misses.
Layman gets tackled into the ropes by Stinkhammer. Stinkhammer maintains the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Stinkhammer.
A short left from Layman.
Layman blocks a body shot from Stinkhammer.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Stinkhammer.
Stinkhammer misses with a punch to the body.
Stinkhammer scores with a nice hook to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stinkhammer lands a nice shot to the body.
Layman is breathing heavily.
Stinkhammer scores with an uppercut up the middle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stinkhammer tries to work over Layman's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Stinkhammer keeps control of Layman as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Stinkhammer is leaning against Layman and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Stinkhammer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Still in the clinch, Stinkhammer scores with a nice short uppercut.
A short body shot lands from Stinkhammer as the two fighters clinch.
Stinkhammer throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Stinkhammer lands a body punch in the clinch.
A short right from Stinkhammer on the inside.
Nice body punch from Stinkhammer - that landed with a thud.
Stinkhammer lands a body shot.
Stinkhammer tries to throw a body punch but Layman avoids it by throwing Stinkhammer back against the ropes.
Stinkhammer tries to work over Layman's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A right hook to the body lands for Stinkhammer.
Stinkhammer lands a right hand.
Layman is rocked!
Stinkhammer misses with some punches.
Oh Layman is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Stinkhammer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stinkhammer misses with some punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Layman blocks an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Stinkhammer fails to land.
Layman seems to have got his legs back now.
Stinkhammer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short uppercut from Stinkhammer.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stinkhammer cracks Layman with a big uppercut, right up the middle and Layman goes down! Oh, he's hurt! He's bigtime hurt! The referee is giving him a chance to get back to his feet - 4,5,6,7, no, he's called it off! Layman wasn't going to make it and the fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Cornelius Stinkhammer!
Cornelius Stinkhammer gave a mention to KnockOut in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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