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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe Quinn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Army (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Army has chosen Vagina Coastguard as his entrance music. Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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208 lbs
5 - 5 - 0 |
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205 lbs
16 - 7 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
KO power |
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Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joe Quinn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dick Army!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Alan Glass and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Quinn is looking to land body kicks.
Quinn shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Army throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Army connects with a looping right hand.
It looks like Joe Quinn has been cut.
Joe Quinn seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Army misses with a looping left.
Quinn was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Army misses with a body kick.
Army throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Quinn lands a leg kick that knocks Army off balance momentarily.
Army moves into the clinch.
Quinn can't find room to land a body shot as Army controls the action.
Army pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Quinn blocks the elbow strike.
Army softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Quinn.
Army doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Quinn misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Quinn tries to throw a body punch but Army avoids it by throwing Quinn back against the cage.
Army misses with a hook to the ribs.
Army told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Quinn lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Quinn swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Quinn lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Quinn doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Army creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Quinn's defenses.
Army misses with the head strike.
Army digs a right hand underneath Quinn's ribcage. Quinn let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Army tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Quinn lands a shoulder strike.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Quinn.
A short uppercut from Quinn.
Quinn has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Army tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Quinn's elbow.
A head punch on the inside from Quinn fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from Quinn fails to land.
Quinn doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Quinn tries to break the clinch but Army is controlling the position.
Army lands a nice uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Army throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Army is working Quinn over against the cage.
Army scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Army is leaning against Quinn and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Quinn is breathing heavily.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Army.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quinn's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Nice body punch from Army - that landed with a thud.
Army misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Army lands a shoulder strike.
Quinn takes a shot to the head.
Army lands a left hand that snaps the head of Quinn backwards.
Quinn tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Army's elbow.
Army lands a damaging elbow.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Army.
Army misses with a body punch.
Army lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Quinn backwards.
Army lands a body punch in the clinch.
Army lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Quinn backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Quinn fails to land.
Army misses with a body punch.
Quinn blocks a body shot from Army.
Quinn tries to throw a body punch but Army avoids it by throwing Quinn back against the cage.
Army looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Army scores with a shot to the side of Quinn's head.
Army misses with a punch on the inside.
Army pushes Quinn back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Army misses with a punch to the body.
Army creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Quinn blocks the elbow strike.
Army blocks an uppercut.
Quinn blocks the elbow strike.
Army pushes Quinn back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Army throws a head punch that misses.
Army tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Army swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Army creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Quinn's defenses.
Army lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Quinn prevents a body shot from Army.
Army throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
A short right from Army.
Quinn tries to work over Army's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Army doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Army can't find room to land a body shot as Quinn controls the action.
Quinn tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Army's elbow.
Army is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Army lands with a right to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Quinn presses Army against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Quinn tries a body shot but Army blocks it.
Army tries to throw a body punch but Quinn avoids it by throwing Army back against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Quinn.
Army looks to throw an elbow but misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Army.
Quinn can't find room to land a body shot as Army controls the action.
Army doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Army swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Army fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Quinn blocks the elbow strike.
Army blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Army throws a head punch that misses.
Quinn tries a body shot but Army blocks it.
Army lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Quinn misses with a hook from the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Army throws an elbow that misses.
Army throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Quinn misses with a punch to the body.
Quinn lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Army or not.
Army scores with an uppercut up the middle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dick Army dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Joe Quinn's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Army thows a left - swing and a miss!
Army lands a really nice looking cross but Quinn seems unphased.
Quinn scores with a head kick. Army tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Quinn blocks the body kick.
Army looks to score with a jab to the body but Quinn is just out of range.
Army lands a glancing blow to the side of Quinn's head.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Army lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Quinn has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Quinn and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Quinn misses with a hook.
Army lands with a thumping leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Army tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A jab from Quinn does it's job there.
Quinn fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Army manages to avoid it.
Army throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Army digs a good body shot into Quinn's ribs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Army throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Army pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Quinn back to the cage. Army follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
A big right from Quinn misses.
Army keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Quinn.
Army replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Quinn blocks it well.
Quinn takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Army connects with a right hand. Quinn shakes it off.
Army cracks the inside of Quinn's front leg.
Army fails with an attempt to clinch.
A counter left hand to the body from Quinn misses its target.
Quinn scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Quinn on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Quinn jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Quinn misses with a low kick.
Quinn slips a straight right by Army.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Army fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Quinn.
Quinn with a nice cross.
Army just misses with a punch to the body.
Army misses with a lunging right hand
and Quinn counters with a low kick, right behind Army 's knee.
Quinn does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Army slips under a jab from Quinn.
Army has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The fighters circling - Army throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Army throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
That kick from Quinn tenderised Army's leg. Army is trying to keep his angry face on.
Quinn throws a quick inside leg kick.
Quinn feints a jab promting Army to slip. Quinn then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Army slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Army throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Quinn scores with a nice strike.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Army looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Army throws a sloppy body shot
and Army takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Army lands the left hand.
Quinn throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Quinn lands with a nice body punch.
Army jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Quinn misses with a head kick.
Quinn connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Army tries to clinch but Quinn moves out of range.
Army moves out of range as Quinn throws a body kick.
Quinn darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Quinn takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Nice defenses there by Quinn.
A quick step to the side and Quinn tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Army scoring well with a low kick there.
Quinn lands the left hand.
Army is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Army closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Quinn working aggressively here.
Army swings wildly with an uppercut but Quinn uses good head movement to avoid it.
Quinn prevents a body shot from Army.
Quinn doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Army misses with a hook to the ribs.
Quinn swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Army looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Army lands a left hand that snaps the head of Quinn backwards.
Dick Army seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Quinn can't find room to land a body shot as Army controls the action.
Army lands with a light punch inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Dick Army will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Joe Quinn's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Quinn misses with a left hand
and Army counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A telegraphed right hand from Quinn misses the target.
Nice jab there from Army.
Quinn is rocked!
The fighters circling - Army throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Oh Quinn is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Army misses with a hook. Quinn ducked under it nicely.
Quinn misses with an uppercut. Army saw that one coming.
Quinn seems to have got his legs back now.
Army is looking to score with low kicks.
Quinn slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
A punch combination from Quinn misses.
A nice side step and Army releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Quinn loads up on a big right hand but Army slips the punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Army jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Quinn throws a hook but Army blocks it.
Quinn misses with a body kick.
Army throws a half hearted mid kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Quinn misses with a hook. Army ducked under it nicely.
Quinn moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromArmy.
Army misses with a looping right.
Quinn connects with a crisp jab.
Army lands a front kick.
Army lands a body shot.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Army bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Quinn's head backwards.
Army lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Quinn lands with a shot to the body.
Army closes the distance and pushes Quinn back into the cage.
Quinn blocks an elbow strike from Army.
Army blocks an uppercut.
Quinn takes a shot to the head.
Good body shot from Army.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Army misses with a punch to the body.
Army lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Army lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Quinn or not.
Army is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Army scores with a shot to the side of Quinn's head.
Army stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Army digs a right hand into Quinn's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Quinn's gas tank.
Army lands with a left to the head.
Quinn has had enough of the clinch but Army keeps him there for the moment.
Army throws an elbow that misses.
Army lands a nice elbow.
Army lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Quinn backwards.
Army works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Quinn avoids a wild elbow strike from Army.
Army digs a right hand into Quinn's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Quinn's gas tank.
Quinn's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Army lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Army lands with a left to the head.
Army manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Army creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Quinn's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Quinn drops to his knees and Army pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dick Army!
After winning the bout, Dick Army thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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hype
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