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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Pike Biscuits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clark Kent (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Biscuits comes into the arena with Fight for your right to Party blaring out of the sound system. Kent is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Save Me - Remy Zero (Smallville Theme). Clark Kent struggled to make weight for this fight. He only made it down to 136.5lbs at the first attempt and had to take the additional two hours to make the official bout weight. Let's see how much it's taken out of him. Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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145 lbs
10 - 5 - 0 |
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147 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Pike Biscuits !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Clark Kent!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Andrew Berry and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Biscuits connects with a crisp jab.
Biscuits ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Kent throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Biscuits lands a jab to the head.
Biscuits definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Biscuits ducks under a wild hook from Kent.
Kent connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Biscuits throws a half hearted mid kick.
Biscuits uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kent.
Kent misses with a left hand
and Biscuits counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kent shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Kent throws a jab when Biscuits was well out of range.
Kent takes a body punch but keeps moving.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kent throws a series of punches but Biscuits moves out of range.
Biscuits lands a head shot.
Kent looks to land a right hand but Biscuits moved out of range.
Biscuits tried to score with a low kick but Kent checks it.
Kent misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Biscuits to counter with a crisp jab.
Kent misses with an uppercut
enabling Biscuits to counter with a crisp jab.
Kent takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Biscuits throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Kent misses the jab.
Biscuits throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kent.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Biscuits misses with a wild combination.
Kent throws a body punch but Biscuits moves out of range.
Biscuits is looking to counter with head kicks.
Nice shot lands for Biscuits .
Kent misses with an uppercut.
Biscuits ducks under a wild hook from Kent.
A jab from Kent misses.
A jab from Kent misses.
Kent throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Biscuits sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Biscuits tries a head kick but it misses.
Kent takes one on the button.
Biscuits thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Kent if he has to take too many more of those.
Biscuits moves out of range of the strikes.
Biscuits is looking to slow Kent down with leg kicks.
Biscuits steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kent.
Biscuits defending well as Kent loads up on a big left hand.
Biscuits tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Kent swivels and escapes.
It seemed like Kent was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Kent takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kent blocks the body kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biscuits misses with a body kick.
Clark Kent is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Biscuits bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A jab from Kent misses.
Kent throws a right hand that misses
and Biscuits counters with a left and a right that stings Kent.
Kent swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Biscuits counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Biscuits avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kent lands a jab to the head.
Biscuits ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Biscuits is looking to score with low kicks.
Kent throws a low kick, looking for Biscuits 's leg but Biscuits calmly moves out of range.
Kent stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Kent wants it to stay on the feet.
Kent looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A slow jab from Kent misses its intended target.
The fighters circle momentarily. Kent darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Kent avoids the head kick by Biscuits .
Biscuits is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Biscuits throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Kent stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Kent swings widly with a right hand
enabling Biscuits to counter with a crisp jab.
A slow jab from Kent misses its intended target.
Biscuits lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Kent circles away quickly and effectively.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biscuits tries a head kick but it misses.
Kent looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Kent uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Biscuits .
Kent catches Biscuits with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Kent throws a hook but Biscuits avoids it easily.
Kent takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Kent takes a jab right on the kisser.
A swing and a miss from Kent.
Biscuits shoots in looking for a takedown but Kent manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Biscuits 's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pike Biscuits . That's going to take a lot out of him.
Biscuits throws a one two combo.
Biscuits connects with a nice looking jab.
Kent looks to throw the jab but Biscuits is out of range.
Kent falls off balance throwing a combination
and Biscuits counters with a left to the body.
Kent misses with a looping left.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Biscuits throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Kent stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Kent tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Biscuits was well out of range. Poor timing from Kent.
Kent looks to throw the jab but Biscuits is out of range.
Kent misses with a straight right.
Kent looks winded!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biscuits pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kent might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Kent throws a lazy uppercut
and Biscuits counters with a left and a right that stings Kent.
Biscuits goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Biscuits 's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Biscuits duly obliges.
Biscuits misses with a head kick.
Biscuits throws a head kick but Kent moves out of range.
A right-left combo lands from Biscuits .
Biscuits moves out of range as Kent strikes.
Biscuits throws a leg kick but Kent sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Kent pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kent checks a leg kick nicely.
Biscuits tries to land a leg kick but Kent saw it coming and moves away.
Kent misses with a straight right.
Biscuits throws a head kick that misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Biscuits lands with a kick to the temple. Kent shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Biscuits slips under a jab from Kent.
Biscuits misses with the combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Pike Biscuits dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Kent waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Biscuits .
Kent pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Biscuits shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Kent has managed to wall walk up one of the corner posts to get back to his feet. Biscuits is pushing him up against the cage, looking to control the position.
Biscuits throws a head punch that misses.
Knees in the clinch landing for Biscuits .
Biscuits keeps control of Kent as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Biscuits lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
It looks like Clark Kent has been cut.
Kent has had enough of the clinch but Biscuits keeps him there for the moment.
Kent tries to circle away but Biscuits has him pinned against the cage.
Nice elbow from Biscuits .
Kent breaks the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Biscuits feints a jab promting Kent to slip. Biscuits then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Kent slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Kent looks to land a right hand but Biscuits moved out of range.
Kent keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Kent throws a poor cross that misses
and Biscuits counters with a right hand to the body.
Biscuits uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kent.
Kent misses with a hook.
Kent is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Biscuits fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Kent avoids it really well and circles away.
Kent throws out a counter right but Biscuits avoids it with no problem.
Kent gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Kent clobbers Biscuits with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Pike Biscuits is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Kent missing with a left hand there. Biscuits was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Biscuits throws a half hearted mid kick.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Biscuits fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Kent misses with an uppercut
and Biscuits counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
A right-left combo lands from Biscuits .
Biscuits shoots in but Kent avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pike Biscuits . That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kent misses with a hook. Biscuits ducked under it nicely.
Kent uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Biscuits has time to react.
Biscuits is rocked!
It looks like Pike Biscuits has been cut.
BOOM! Kent lands a beautiful left hook that drops Biscuits . Biscuits tries to recover but Kent is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Biscuits lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Clark Kent!
After winning the bout, Clark Kent thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
Pike Biscuits spoke after the fight, saying 'I lost, but we can still party at my place after the show'.
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hype
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