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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heart Breaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tiny Mcfacepunch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Breaker might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Mama Said Knock You Out - LL Cool J. The crowd seem to be enjoying Mcfacepunch's choice of entrance music: Ooh La La. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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190 cm
26
250 lbs
20 - 8 - 0 |
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150 cm
26
275 lbs
14 - 8 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
20 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Heart Breaker! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tiny Mcfacepunch! The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Stewart Dunkirk and Chris Downing.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Breaker misses with a wild body shot. Mcfacepunch misses with a left hand and Breaker counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
It looks like Tiny Mcfacepunch has been cut. Breaker paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button. Breaker thuds a left hand into Mcfacepunch's body. Breaker takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
It looks like Heart Breaker has been cut. Nice uppercut there from Breaker. Mcfacepunch uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Breaker.
Mcfacepunch throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Mcfacepunch misses with a straight left. A big left from Breaker misses. A jab from Breaker does it's job there. Breaker moves out of range of the body kick. Breaker swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect. Mcfacepunch lands a jab to the nose. This has been an exciting period of action! The fighters circling - Breaker throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Breaker ducks under a wild hook from Mcfacepunch. It looked like Breaker was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Mcfacepunch.
That's one minute gone in the round. Breaker looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple. Mcfacepunch misses with an attempted mid kick.
Breaker seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym. Mcfacepunch moves out of range as Breaker strikes. Breaker takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Mcfacepunch buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Breaker misses with a straight right. Mcfacepunch throws a shot from downtown. Breaker moves away and avoids it. Breaker was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger. Heart Breaker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Breaker, as that shot connected.
Mcfacepunch swings widly with a right hand
and Breaker counters with a straight right hand.
That has opened up Tiny Mcfacepunch's cut even more. Breaker misses with an uppercut
letting Mcfacepunch counter with a right hand. The fighters circling - Mcfacepunch throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Breaker with a body punch. A glancing blow. Mcfacepunch dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Breaker. That did some damage!
That's two minutes gone in the round. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Breaker lands a leg kick that knocks Mcfacepunch off balance momentarily. A jab from Breaker misses. Mcfacepunch bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Breaker looks to score with a jab to the body but Mcfacepunch is just out of range. Breaker scores with a nice head shot. Mcfacepunch takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Breaker cracks Mcfacepunch with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd. Mcfacepunch swings for the body but Breaker moves out of range.
Mcfacepunch takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. Breaker chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Mcfacepunch can pounce on him.
Breaker ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. Mcfacepunch throws a lazy uppercut
and Breaker counters with a nice body shot. Breaker looks to score with a jab to the body but Mcfacepunch is just out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Mcfacepunch ducks under a wild hook from Breaker. Mcfacepunch throws out a leg kick but Breaker moves out of range and Mcfacepunch only half commits. Breaker takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Mcfacepunch on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Breaker moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
The cut above Tiny Mcfacepunch's eye is starting to cause him problems now. A shot to the liver by Breaker. Beautiful body shot. Mcfacepunch pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Mcfacepunch throws a head kick but Breaker moves out of range.
Mcfacepunch ducks right into an uppercut from Breaker.
Tiny Mcfacepunch's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Tiny Mcfacepunch's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Heart Breaker!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
41% |
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