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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between David Yung (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Poopie Pants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yung's entrance music is 陳小春 - 亂世巨星. A fine choice. Poopie Pants will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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Good wrestling
Excellent MT
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, David Yung!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Poopie Pants!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Alyssa Summers and Chad Campbell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yung pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pants misses with a body kick.
Pants connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Yung throws a leg kick
and Pants counters with a two punch combo.
Yung misses with a kick to the body.
Yung lands a leg kick that knocks Pants off balance momentarily.
Yung takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Yung tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pants takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Yung showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Pants.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Pants.
Pants looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Yung misses with a head kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Yung blocks a head kick by Pants.
Pants walks forward, straight into a front kick from Yung.
Yung throws a nice outside leg kick.
Pants tries to work over Yung's front leg with a kick but Yung checks it.
Yung looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Yung throws a nice head kick!
Pants avoids the head kick by Yung.
Yung throws a head kick that misses.
Yung goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Yung throws a head kick that misses
and Pants counters with an inside leg kick.
The fighters circling - Yung throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Pants looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Yung connects with a solid leg kick.
Yung fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Pants is out of range.
Pants appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Pants throws a chopping leg kick but Yung manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Pants misses with a low kick.
Yung ducks under a wild hook from Pants.
Yung throws a head kick that Pants semi-blocks.
Yung throws a sloppy head kick and Pants moves out of range easily.
Nice defenses there by Yung.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pants scores with a spinning back kick!
Nice uppercut lands for Yung. That snapped Pants's head back.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yung misses with a low kick.
Pants looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Yung is looking to counter with a body kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Yung.
Yung checks the leg kick nicely there.
Yung checks a low kick from Pants.
Pants walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Yung checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A head kick misses from Yung.
Pants is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Yung with a body shot.
Yung takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Yung throws a head kick that misses.
Pants misses with a looping left.
Pants throws a leg kick that misses.
Yung throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Yung tries a head kick but it misses.
Pants was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Pants throws a low kick but Yung moves out of range easily.
Pants goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Yung throws the kick towards the body but Pants avoids it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pants turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A head kick by Pants misses
and Yung counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
An inside leg kick lands from Pants.
Yung with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Yung does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Pants feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Yung's calf.
Yung moves out of range of the body kick.
Yung fires out a quick counter leg kick but Pants just manages to avoid it.
Yung takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Pants lands a nice shot to the body.
Yung throws a sloppy head kick
and Pants counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Pants scores with a crisp jab that stopped Yung in his tracks.
A chopping leg kick lands by Yung.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Yung tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Yung lands a high kick!
Pants thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Yung if he has to take too many more of those.
Pants throws a nice inside leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yung throws a head kick that misses.
Yung throws a head kick that misses
and Pants cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Pants throws a nice looking combination but Yung bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Yung lands with a kick to the ribs.
Yung keeps Pants at a distance using the push kick.
Yung misses with a hook
and Pants counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Yung closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Pants ducks under a wild hook from Yung.
Yung takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Yung throws a leg kick
and Pants counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Pants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Yung slips a jab and a cross from Pants.
Pants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pants lands a jab to the head.
Pants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Poopie Pants will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Yung misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Yung finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Yung blocks a head kick by Pants.
Good exchange - Pants coming out on top.
Pants takes a kick to the side of the head.
Pants chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Yung can pounce on him.
Pants throws a jab when Yung was well out of range.
Yung goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Yung goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Pants steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Yung.
A head kick misses from Yung.
Yung walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Pants checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Pants lands a really nice looking cross but Yung seems unphased.
Yung throws a wild body kick that Pants sees coming a mile off.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pants looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Pants loads up on a big right hand but Yung slips the punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pants connects with a body shot.
Pants fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Yung throws a chopping leg kick but Pants manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
David Yung seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A head kick misses from Yung.
Pants scores with a hook to the body. Yung takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Pants avoids the head kick by Yung.
Some bone on bone action there as Yung checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
A nice inside leg kick there by Yung. That's going to slow Pants down.
Pants checks a leg kick nicely.
Pants throws a leg kick but Yung sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Pants looks for the body kick but Yung saw that one coming.
Pants moves out of range of the body kick.
Yung throws a leg kick that is checked
and Pants counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Yung scores with a leg kick.
Yung with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Pants to score with a decent uppercut.
Yung bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Yung throws a sloppy head kick and Pants moves out of range easily.
Pants throws a push kick but Yung slaps the foot to one side.
Nice defenses there by Pants.
Pants thumps Yung with a low kick.
Pants scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Yung tries to land a leg kick but Pants saw it coming and moves away.
Pants moves out of range of the body kick.
Yung throws a head kick but Pants moves out of range.
Yung throws a head kick but Pants moves out of range.
Yung fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Pants is out of range.
Pants unleashes a big counter combination but Yung bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Yung keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Pants.
Pants blocks a leg kick.
Yung sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Pants misses with a hook.
Yung has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Pants smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Pants's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pants is looking to chop away at Yung's legs.
Pants throws a sloppy head kick and Yung moves out of range easily.
Yung misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pants tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Pants avoids the head kick by Yung.
Nice jab there from Pants.
Pants digs a good body shot into Yung's ribs.
Yung throws a chopping leg kick but Pants manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Pants throws a half hearted mid kick.
Yung finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Pants catches Yung with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Yung checks a leg kick nicely.
Yung finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Yung tries to score with a low kick but Pants moves his leg out of the way.
Pants raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Yung misses with a leg kick
and Pants counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pants scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Pants moves out of range as Yung throws a body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A big right from Pants misses.
Pants throws a sloppy head kick and Yung moves out of range easily.
Yung tries a head kick but it misses.
Pants wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Pants lands a body shot.
Good leg kick by Yung there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
That kick from Pants tenderised Yung's leg. Yung is trying to keep his angry face on.
Yung throws a body kick that misses.
Pants throws a fast counter high kick but Yung manages to duck under it in time.
Yung throws a leg kick
and Pants makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Pants connects with a jab.
Poopie Pants seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Pants avoids the head kick by Yung.
Pants looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Yung tries to move into range but Pants moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Yung throws a head kick but Pants moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Poopie Pants showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Yung gets off balance looking for a body kick
enabling Pants to counter with a crisp jab.
A head kick misses from Yung.
Yung moves out of range as Pants strikes.
Pants just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromYung.
Pants feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Yungs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Yung takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Yung throws a leg kick but Pants checks it.
Good work by Pants as he checks the leg kick.
A low kick from Yung misses
and Pants counters with a straight right hand.
Yung defending well as Pants loads up on a big left hand.
An inside leg kick from Yung misses.
Pants cracks a nice hook into Yung's ribs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
An inside leg kick from Pants misses.
Pants avoids the head kick by Yung.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Pants thuds a left hand into Yung's body.
Pants misses with an uppercut.
Pants has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Yung.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Yung fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Pants is out of range.
Pants has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Pants lands a body shot.
Pants scores with a nice right hand.
Yung throws a front kick aimed at Pants's knee but Pants avoids it well.
Pants checks a low kick from Yung.
Yung throws a head kick that misses.
Yung on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Pants. Pants obviously looking to wear him down.
Pants throws a head kick that misses.
Yung gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Yung is rocked!
Pants staying out of range there.
Oh Yung is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Yung takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Yung with a hook.
Pants misses with a looping right.
Yung looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Yung tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yung scores with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Yung.
Pants throws a nice looking combination but Yung bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Yung seems to have got his legs back now.
Yung checks the leg kick.
Pants uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Yung.
A low kick from Yung misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Pants cracks Yung with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Pants misses with a wild combination.
Yung takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A head kick misses from Yung.
Pants scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Yung misses with a low kick.
Yung sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pants fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Yung checks it well.
Yung connects with a solid leg kick.
Pants throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Yung lands a leg kick that knocks Pants off balance momentarily.
Yung misses with a leg kick.
Pants is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Yung.
Yung feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Yung takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Pants lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Yung at a distance.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Yung.
Pants looks to land a right hand but Yung moved out of range.
Pants moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Pants throws a head kick that misses
and Yung counters with a slapping leg kick.
Pants changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pants throws a front kick that sends Yung stumbling back into the cage.
Yung misses with a head kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pants checks a leg kick.
Pants throws a leg kick but Yung sees it coming and moves out of range.
Yung throws a leg kick but Pants sees it coming and moves out of range.
Pants appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Pants checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Yung swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Yung moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Pants looks for the body kick but Yung saw that one coming.
A lazy left from Yung finds it's target.
Yung takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Yung will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
A low kick from Pants is predictable there
and Yung counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Yung connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Pants momentarily.
Pants misses with a straight left.
Yung connects with a high kick.
David Yung has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pants scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
And that's the end of the fight!
Poopie Pants comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Pants has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 27:30
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Poopie Pants!
After winning the bout, Poopie Pants thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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