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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Deez Nuts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Michael Tyson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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215 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Big heart |
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Deez Nuts!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Michael Tyson!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Sandra Marshall and Winston Alpacca.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No luck for Tyson with that takedown attempt.
A counter left hand to the body from Nuts misses its target.
Tyson tries to clinch up.
Nuts takes the fight into the clinch.
Nuts tries a body shot but Tyson blocks it.
Nuts pulls guard effortlessly.
Nuts has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Tyson can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Nuts really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Nuts is on top in guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tyson is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nuts decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Tyson, up you get!
Tyson tries a head kick but it misses.
Nuts clinches.
Nuts lands a damaging elbow.
Nuts drags the fight down to the ground.
Tyson is looking to work some ground and pound but Nuts has wrist control.
Nuts working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Tyson doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Tyson manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Tyson has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Nuts is proving hard to escape from.
Nuts has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nuts looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Tyson pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Nuts is keeping the position for now.
Nuts has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Tyson has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
Tyson is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Nuts gets control of Tyson's arms and successfully pulls guard. Nuts will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nuts has control of Tyson's left arm, preventing Tyson from doing any damage.
Nuts is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Nuts perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Nuts is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Tyson has managed to free his arm - good work.
Tyson keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Nuts is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Tyson wants to control the action here but instead Nuts manages to pass to full mount!
Nuts looking to control and managing it successfully.
Nuts lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Tyson defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Nuts.
Nuts working for a submission but Tyson is keeping him at bay.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Deez Nuts dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Tyson keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Tyson with a lazy takedown attempt
and Nuts counters with a good, hard body kick but Tyson shrugs it off.
Tyson wants to clinch up but Nuts keeps it at a distance.
Nuts fails with a takedown attempt.
Nuts has closed the distance and engaged Tyson in a clinch.
Tyson is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tyson is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Nuts can't get the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Deez Nuts. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nuts prevents a takedown attempt there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nuts breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Nuts slips a jab and a cross from Tyson.
Tyson wants to clinch up but Nuts keeps it at a distance.
Tyson keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Deez Nuts is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Nuts tries to score a power double leg takedown but Tyson sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Nuts somewhat.
Nuts fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Nuts displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Tyson throws out the jab.
Tyson throws a sloppy head kick and Nuts moves out of range easily.
Nuts is looking to counter punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Nuts finds it's way through Tyson's defenses.
Nuts scores with a head kick.
Nuts moves into the clinch.
Nuts jumps guard but Tyson turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Nuts breaks from the clinch.
Nuts fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Tyson, pushing him back against the cage.
Tyson tries to break the clinch but Nuts is controlling the position.
Tyson wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Nuts breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Tyson shoots in for a double leg but Nuts sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tyson fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Tyson fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nuts will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
And Tyson responds with a good body kick, but Nuts manages to step out the way in time.
Tyson shoots and misses
and Nuts counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Tyson is breathing heavily.
Nuts wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Tyson closes the distance but Nuts moves to the side
and Nuts counters with an outside leg kick.
Nuts avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Tyson shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Nuts as he jumps to the side.
Nuts moves into the clinch.
Nuts pulls guard.
Nuts is controlling Tyson's posture.
Tyson must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nuts trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
Nuts lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Nuts controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Nuts scoring with some ground and pound.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Nuts lands a couple of digs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Deez Nuts dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Tyson misses with a leg kick
and Nuts makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Nuts has a takedown stuffed.
Tyson feints the counter takedown.
Nuts avoids the body shot from Tyson.
Nuts closes the distance and clinches.
Nuts pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Tyson shoots and misses
and Nuts counters by moving into the clinch.
Nuts manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Nuts seems keen to control Tyson's posture.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tyson trying to control but Nuts is working from the bottom.
Nuts controlling Tyson's posture.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nuts lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Tyson is trying to control the position but Nuts postures up.
Nuts is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Nuts is pushing down on Tyson's leg trying to pass to half guard. Tyson is fighting to maintain full guard but Nuts has managed to sneak the leg through.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nuts is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Tyson doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Nuts.
Nuts content to control rather than advance.
Nuts passes to full mount!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tyson is in all sorts of trouble here.
Nuts controlling his opponent.
Nuts scoring with strikes but Tyson is staying in there.
Nuts controlling the position easily from mount.
Nuts takes Tyson's back. Could be looking for a rear naked choke here - either way, Tyson is in trouble.
Nuts is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Tyson can do to turn this around?
Nuts is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nuts working for a choke but Tyson is defending well.
Nuts controls the action.
And that's the end of the fight!
Deez Nuts showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Nuts has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 30:26
Judge Sandra Marshall scores the fight 30:26
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Deez Nuts!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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