PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mr Blood (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fat Slob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mr Blood has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Blood
vs
Slob

200 cm
19
300 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

150 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mr Blood!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Fat Slob!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Peter Branson and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Blood drives through with a takedown into guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Blood pushes down on Slob's leg and manages to get into half guard.

Slob looking for submissions off his back.
Slob wants to get back to his feet.
Blood trying to control the pace.
Blood has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Slob should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Slob is looking to get back to full guard here but Blood has managed to pass to side control instead.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Blood passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Slob!
Blood takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Blood unloading with bombs!

It looks like Fat Slob has been cut.
Blood takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!

That's one minute gone in the round.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Slob has eaten all the pies!
Slob is desperately trying to improve his position but Blood has a good base and remains in mount.
Blood controlling from mount.
Slob is bucking up trying to escape but Blood cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Blood takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Blood lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.

The cut above Fat Slob's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Fat Slob's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Mr Blood!