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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cron Spliffton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thomas Clawnes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Clawnes comes into a darkened arena with his song building. My name is MUD kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Cron Spliffton is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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218 lbs
17 - 7 - 0 |
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190 cm
31
223 lbs
17 - 17 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cron Spliffton!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Thomas Clawnes!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spliffton moves into range and connects with a jab.
Spliffton clobbers Clawnes with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Clawnes turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Clawnes throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Spliffton counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The fight stays on the outside here - Clawnes looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Clawnes tries to clinch up but Spliffton circles away and keeps his distance.
Spliffton swats away the attempt to clinch by Clawnes.
Clawnes fails to land with a series of punches.
Clawnes throws a combination that misses
and Spliffton counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Clawnes on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Spliffton throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Clawnes. Spliffton shrugs it off though.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Clawnes moves into range and clinches up with Spliffton.
Clawnes tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Spliffton lands a body punch.
Spliffton takes a knee right on the jaw!
It looks like Cron Spliffton has been cut.
Clawnes creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Spliffton misses with a hook to the ribs.
Spliffton avoids the elbow strike from Clawnes, against the cage.
Clawnes pushes off an throws an elbow but Spliffton leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Clawnes prevents a body shot from Spliffton.
Spliffton lands a hook that snaps the head of Clawnes backwards.
Clawnes misses with a punch on the inside.
Clawnes with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Spliffton pushes Clawnes back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Clawnes pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Clawnes trying to land knees to the body.
I was talking to Spliffton's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Spliffton tries to throw a body punch but Clawnes avoids it by throwing Spliffton back against the cage.
Spliffton pressing his opponent against the cage.
Clawnes throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Spliffton blocks it with crossed arms.
Spliffton misses with some punches.
Spliffton's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Clawnes fails with an attempt to clinch.
Spliffton looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Clawnes misses with a hook
and Spliffton counters with a straight right hand.
Nice cross by Spliffton.
Spliffton lands a high kick!
It looks like Thomas Clawnes has been cut.
Clawnes tries to close the distance and clinch up but Spliffton swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Spliffton was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Clawnes falls off balance throwing a combination
and Spliffton counters with a low kick, right behind Clawnes 's knee.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clawnes throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Clawnes takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Clawnes lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Spliffton has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Spliffton and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Clawnes gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Spliffton just misses with a punch to the body.
The fighters circling - Spliffton throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Clawnes closes the distance looking to clinch
and Spliffton cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Spliffton lets loose with a powerful body kick. Clawnes will feel that in the morning.
Clawnes scores with a leg kick.
Clawnes changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Spliffton throws a push kick but Clawnes slaps the foot to one side.
Clawnes is looking for the big counter here.
A punch combination from Clawnes misses.
Spliffton dodges the punch combination from Clawnes.
Thomas Clawnes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Clawnes throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Spliffton counters with a nice body shot.
Spliffton just misses with a punch to the body.
Clawnes tries to clinch but Spliffton moves away
and Spliffton cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Spliffton is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clawnes looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Clawnes is looking to clinch but Spliffton is avoiding it.
It looked like Spliffton wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Spliffton throws a quick inside leg kick.
A combination from Spliffton does no damage.
Spliffton moves away from the strike by Clawnes.
Clawnes lands a two punch combo.
Spliffton misses with a hook. Clawnes ducked under it nicely.
Clawnes moves out of range as Spliffton strikes.
Clawnes steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Clawnes keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Clawnes throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Clawnes looks to throw the jab but Spliffton is out of range.
Clawnes is looking to score with low kicks.
Spliffton throws a low kick but Clawnes moves out of range easily.
Clawnes lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Clawnes is looking to score with low kicks.
Spliffton jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Clawnes throws a poor cross that misses
and Spliffton counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Spliffton fakes the leg kick and cracks Clawnes in the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Clawnes misses with a looping right.
An attempted straight right counter from Spliffton misses the target.
Clawnes lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Spliffton throws a jab when Clawnes was well out of range.
Clawnes with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Spliffton to score with a decent uppercut.
Spliffton with a jab.
Some bone on bone action there as Clawnes checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Clawnes tries to land a body kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Clawnes uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Spliffton.
A leg kick checked by Spliffton.
Clawnes fails to land with a series of punches.
Clawnes throws a series of punches but Spliffton moves out of range.
It appears Spliffton was looking to counter with a kick there.
Spliffton checks the leg kick nicely there.
Spliffton lands with an uppercut that bounces Clawnes off the cage and back into range.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Clawnes moves into range and connects with a jab.
Clawnes swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Spliffton counters with a nice leg kick.
Clawnes looks winded!
Spliffton paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Spliffton looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Clawnes lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Spliffton circles away quickly and effectively.
Spliffton looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Cron Spliffton dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Clawnes clinches with his opponent.
A nice right hand lands inside from Clawnes.
Spliffton throws a punch but it's blocked by Clawnes.
Clawnes lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Spliffton avoids a wild elbow strike from Clawnes.
Spliffton blocks the elbow strike.
Clawnes blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Clawnes fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Spliffton breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Spliffton throws the kick towards the body but Clawnes avoids it.
Clawnes swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Cron Spliffton is winning the standup battle so far.
Clawnes lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Spliffton looks to land a body kick but Clawnes moved away.
Clawnes misses with a few strikes there.
Spliffton looks to land a right hand but Clawnes moved out of range.
Spliffton misses with a kick to the body.
Thomas Clawnes is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Clawnes drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Spliffton swats away the attempt to clinch by Clawnes.
Clawnes's jab looks to have found its range, popping Spliffton under the eye.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Clawnes throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Clawnes throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
That kick from Clawnes tenderised Spliffton's leg. Spliffton is trying to keep his angry face on.
Clawnes misses with a leg kick
and Spliffton counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Clawnes takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Clawnes throws a right and a left that Spliffton avoids nicely.
Clawnes throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Spliffton counters with a thumping low kick.
Clawnes is breathing heavily.
Spliffton wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Spliffton avoids a punch combination nicely.
Spliffton works Clawnes's body with a nice hook.
Clawnes misses with a hook.
Spliffton on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Clawnes. Clawnes obviously looking to wear him down.
Clawnes slips under a jab.
A little jabbing left from Clawnes on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Jab by Spliffton.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spliffton lands a glancing blow to the side of Clawnes's head.
Spliffton catches Clawnes with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
A clash of legs there as Clawnes blocks the low kick.
Spliffton with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Spliffton moves out of range of the leg kick from Clawnes.
Clawnes's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Spliffton lands with a nice body punch.
Clawnes moves out of range of the body kick.
Clawnes's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Spliffton connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Clawnes scrambles back to his feet.
Clawnes is rocked!
Clawnes tries to clinch up
and Spliffton counters with a nice leg kick.
Spliffton fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Clawnes on the side of the head.
Clawnes is still on wobbly legs! Can Spliffton finish him?
Clawnes throws a lazy body kick
and as Clawnes loses concentration momentarily, Spliffton counters with a picture perfect head kick! Clawnes goes down, out cold! The referee rushed in to check on his condition - I'm sure he'll be ok but that was a massive knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Cron Spliffton!
Our winner, Cron Spliffton, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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hype
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RATING
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