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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Prostate Orgasm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Broa Ling (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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25
140 lbs
5 - 2 - 0 |
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175 cm
25
130 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Experienced |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Prostate Orgasm!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Broa Ling!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, David Hoff and Santiago Holmes.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Horrible takedown attempt by Ling or perhaps it was just good defense by Orgasm, which made it look bad.
Ling dives in and scores a takedown into Orgasm's guard.
Orgasm pushes a forearm under Ling's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Ling is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Prostate Orgasm!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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