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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Tom Sloan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Trumps Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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180 lbs
6 - 3 - 0 |
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183 cm
26
175 lbs
6 - 0 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very strong |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Tom Sloan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Trumps Thundercunt!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, David Hoff and Sandra Marshall.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big right from Thundercunt misses.
Thundercunt tries to land a front kick but Sloan steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Thundercunt scores with a shot to the body.
Sloan tries to bum rush Thundercunt with a series of wild strikes but Thundercunt uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Sloan lands a nice looking kick to the body. Thundercunt takes a step back to recover.
Sloan takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Sloan sizes up Thundercunt with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Sloan lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Thundercunt has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Thundercunt and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Tom Sloan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Some bone on bone action there as Thundercunt checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Thundercunt let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Sloan misses with a lunging right hand
and Thundercunt counters with a nice leg kick.
Sloan wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Thundercunt scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sloan throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Thundercunt counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Sloan throws a jab when Thundercunt was well out of range.
Sloan misses with an uppercut
and Thundercunt counters with an outside leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt blocks a jab.
A lazy body kick from Sloan
and Thundercunt counters with an outside leg kick.
Thundercunt connects with a body shot.
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Sloan is breathing heavily.
Thundercunt steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sloan.
Thundercunt doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Thundercunt moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Sloan gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Thundercunt cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A telegraphed right hand from Sloan misses the target.
Thundercunt's corner calls for a 1-2. Thundercunt obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
It looks like Tom Sloan has been cut.
Thundercunt closes the distance and pushes Sloan back into the cage.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Sloan.
Sloan misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Sloan tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sloan swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Sloan swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Thundercunt lands an elbow inside.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Thundercunt lands a shot to the body.
Thundercunt lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Thundercunt scores with a shoulder strike.
Sloan misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt breaks from the clinch.
Thundercunt's coach down at Woodhouse's was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Thundercunt's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Thundercunt lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
A nice leg kick lands there from Thundercunt.
Sloan throws a hook to the side of Thundercunt's head but Thundercunt sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Thundercunt now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Sloan swinging wildly here.
Thundercunt was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Thundercunt is looking to clinch.
Whack! Thundercunt lands a heavy head kick that drops Sloan. The ref tackles Thundercunt to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Sloan was done.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Trumps Thundercunt!
A very excited looking Trumps Thundercunt made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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