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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tiny Mcfacepunch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chris Severn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mcfacepunch comes to the cage accompanied by Ooh La La. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.
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150 cm
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275 lbs
14 - 9 - 0 |
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195 cm
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215 lbs
19 - 15 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tiny Mcfacepunch! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
19 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Chris Severn! The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Cecil Peabody and Chris Downing.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Severn misses with a straight left. Severn has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Mcfacepunch is landing a low percentage of strikes. Mcfacepunch swats away the attempt to clinch by Severn. Mcfacepunch throws a predictable looking body shot
and Severn counters with a solid body kick. Mcfacepunch throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Severn counter with a right hand.
It looks like Tiny Mcfacepunch has been cut. Mcfacepunch throws a hook to the side of Severn's head but Severn sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. A leg kick checked by Mcfacepunch. Severn lands a head kick. Mcfacepunch smiles back at him and beckons him forward. Severn keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Severn fakes a jab and then connects with a hook. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Mcfacepunch misses the body punch and Severn counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Severn fakes the leg kick and cracks Mcfacepunch in the body. Mcfacepunch misses with an uppercut
and Severn counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Severn lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
That's one minute gone in the round. Severn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Severn tries to counter by closing the distance. A jab from Severn does it's job there.
Tiny Mcfacepunch's cut is getting worse. Mcfacepunch throws a hook but Severn avoids it easily. Mcfacepunch drops his hands momentarily and Severn takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. Mcfacepunch throws a low kick, looking for Severn's leg but Severn calmly moves out of range. Mcfacepunch misses with a right hand and Severn counters by clinching up. Mcfacepunch lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Severn. Severn lands a shot to the body. Severn throws a head punch that misses. Severn misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Severn. Mcfacepunch tries to throw a body punch but Severn avoids it by throwing Mcfacepunch back against the cage. Severn swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Mcfacepunch throws a punch but it's blocked by Severn. Severn has a couple of punches blocked by Mcfacepunch.
Severn lands a hook to the side of the head. Severn is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage. Severn has a couple of punches blocked by Mcfacepunch.
Severn scores with an uppercut up the middle. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Severn. Severn has a couple of punches blocked by Mcfacepunch.
Severn misses with a hook to the ribs.
Severn misses with a punch on the inside.
Severn misses with some punches.
Severn takes a shot to the head. Mcfacepunch lands with a light punch inside. Mcfacepunch lands on the inside with an uppercut. Severn tries to throw a body punch but Mcfacepunch avoids it by throwing Severn back against the cage. Severn lands with a right to the head. Mcfacepunch blocks an uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Mcfacepunch makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
It looks like Chris Severn has been cut. Severn misses with a short punch on the inside. A right handed body shot lands from Mcfacepunch.
Severn lands with a short shot to the head. Mcfacepunch lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. Mcfacepunch lands a hook to the side of the head. Mcfacepunch has a couple of punches blocked by Severn.
Mcfacepunch cracks Severn with a nice body shot. Mcfacepunch scores with a hook to the body. Severn looks winded! Severn blocks an uppercut.
Mcfacepunch misses with a body punch.
Mcfacepunch blocks an uppercut.
Mcfacepunch misses with the head strike.
Severn swings wildly with an uppercut but Mcfacepunch uses good head movement to avoid it. Mcfacepunch lands with a short head shot on the inside. Mcfacepunch lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Mcfacepunch doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Severn swings wildly with an uppercut but Mcfacepunch uses good head movement to avoid it. A head punch blocked on the inside by Severn. Severn lands a nice uppercut. Severn blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Severn has a couple of punches blocked by Mcfacepunch.
A short right from Severn. Severn blocks a body shot from Mcfacepunch. Mcfacepunch pushes Severn back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. Severn looking for a takedown. Mcfacepunch working aggressively here.
Mcfacepunch gets through Severn's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. A nice left hand lands by Mcfacepunch.
Mcfacepunch tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Severn holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Mcfacepunch misses with a short punch on the inside. Severn wants to break free but Mcfacepunch has control.
Mcfacepunch lands an uppercut. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Chris Severn will probably get the nod. Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval. The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Mcfacepunch takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him. Severn steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mcfacepunch. Mcfacepunch looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight. Severn dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Mcfacepunch. That did some damage! Severn is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range. Severn plants his feet and lands a nice head kick! Severn uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Mcfacepunch. Mcfacepunch throws a nice outside leg kick. The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Severn checks a leg kick. Severn replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Mcfacepunch blocks it well. Mcfacepunch throws a low kick, looking for Severn's leg but Severn calmly moves out of range. Severn uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mcfacepunch. And an attempted straight right on the counter from Severn! But no joy. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Severn's jab looks to have found its range, popping Mcfacepunch under the eye.
Tiny Mcfacepunch's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it. Mcfacepunch moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot. Severn slips a straight right by Mcfacepunch. Severn staying out of range there.
That's one minute gone in the round. Severn gets in close and instigates a clinch. Severn misses with a short punch on the inside. Severn tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. A nice left hand lands by Severn.
Severn misses with a hook from the clinch. The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Severn. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man. A short right hand to the side of the head by Mcfacepunch. Mcfacepunch pushes Severn back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. Severn lands with a light punch inside. Mcfacepunch swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Severn has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Mcfacepunch avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch. Severn fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mcfacepunch lands a right hand. Mcfacepunch blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Mcfacepunch tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Mcfacepunch misses with some punches.
Mcfacepunch swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Mcfacepunch lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Severn.
That's two minutes gone in the round. A nice right hand lands inside from Severn. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Severn stalling.
Severn blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Tiny Mcfacepunch has scored more points in the clinch so far. Mcfacepunch lands a nice uppercut. Severn pushes Mcfacepunch back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. Mcfacepunch throws a punch but it's blocked by Severn. Mcfacepunch works on Severn's body with a couple of short punches. Mcfacepunch scores with a hook to the body. Severn is breathing heavily. Mcfacepunch lands on the inside with an uppercut. Severn throws a punch but it's blocked by Mcfacepunch. Mcfacepunch misses with a short punch on the inside. Severn goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Severn. Severn wants to take the fight to the mat but Mcfacepunch manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch. Severn wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Mcfacepunch has him pressed against the cage. Severn manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Severn misses with some punches.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Severn misses with a punch on the inside.
Mcfacepunch blocks an uppercut.
Mcfacepunch throws a head punch that misses. Mcfacepunch scores with a nice hook to the head. Mcfacepunch blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A right hand to the body from Mcfacepunch.
Severn looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now. Severn tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. A short uppercut from Severn. Severn wants to break the clinch but can't.
A right hook to the body lands for Mcfacepunch.
Mcfacepunch tries to work over Severn's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Mcfacepunch swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Severn is trying to push Mcfacepunch away but Mcfacepunch has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere. Severn throws a punch but it's blocked by Mcfacepunch. Mcfacepunch lands a right hand that snaps the head of Severn backwards. Severn throws a head punch that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Mcfacepunch prevents a body shot from Severn. Severn stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body. A head punch on the inside from Severn fails to land. Severn misses with a hook from the clinch. Mcfacepunch is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Severn's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems. Mcfacepunch throws a head punch that misses. A body shot lands from Mcfacepunch.
Mcfacepunch misses with a hook from the clinch. Mcfacepunch lands with a light punch inside. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Mcfacepunch tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Mcfacepunch prevents a takedown attempt there.
Tiny Mcfacepunch has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chris Severn. A short left from Mcfacepunch. Severn tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Mcfacepunch swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Severn lands a nice uppercut. Severn misses with some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Severn. Mcfacepunch swings wildly with an uppercut but Severn uses good head movement to avoid it. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Tiny Mcfacepunch will probably get the nod. Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Severn throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Severn throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mcfacepunch waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Severn. Danga de danga de dang - Severn scores with a four punch combination! Severn works over Mcfacepunch's head and body with a nice combination. Severn misses with a looping right. Mcfacepunch keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
It appears Mcfacepunch was looking to counter with a kick there. Mcfacepunch misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Severn.
Severn moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Severn moves away from the strike by Mcfacepunch. A chopping leg kick lands by Mcfacepunch. Mcfacepunch stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Severn. Mcfacepunch tests Severn's chin there with a solid looking shot.
That's one minute gone in the round. Mcfacepunch misses with a two punch combination.
Severn darts in and out, connecting with a jab. Mcfacepunch cracks Severn with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage. A shot to the liver by Severn. Beautiful body shot. Severn slips a jab and a cross from Mcfacepunch.
Severn lands with an uppercut that bounces Mcfacepunch off the cage and back into range. Mcfacepunch throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Severn was covering up waiting for the punch and Mcfacepunch finishes the takedown easily into guard. Severn is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive. Severn has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Mcfacepunch won't allow Severn to sweep him here. Mcfacepunch slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. Mcfacepunch being controlled here momentarily.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Severn wants to sweep here but Mcfacepunch controlling him for the moment. The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Mcfacepunch throws a big right hand that misses.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity. Mcfacepunch goes for a spinning back kick but it misses. Severn misses with a looping right. Mcfacepunch steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Severn. Mcfacepunch throws a body punch but Severn moves out of range. Mcfacepunch jabbing away but nothing is landing. Mcfacepunch lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Mcfacepunch connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Severn is looking to clinch. Mcfacepunch scores with a nice right hand.
Severn is rocked! Severn throws out a token jab with nothing on it. A quick step to the side and Mcfacepunch tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect. Severn is still on wobbly legs! Can Mcfacepunch finish him? Severn lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent. Severn seems to have recovered his senses. Severn bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Jeez, Tiny Mcfacepunch's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked. Mcfacepunch drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles. Severn moves out of range of the body kick from Mcfacepunch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Severn misses with a kick to the body.
Mcfacepunch throws the left hand but Severn avoids the punch easily. Chris Severn seems to be getting the better of the standup. Severn fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Mcfacepunch has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. Severn pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
And that's the end of the fight! I would just about give that final round to Chris Severn. I think Severn has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 28:29 Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 28:29 Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Chris Severn! Chris Severn gave a mention to Hellbent in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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