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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Farinaceous Smiff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kenny Mcfucked (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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212 lbs
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205 lbs
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Good takedowns
Counter fighter
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BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Farinaceous Smiff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Kenny Mcfucked!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Ivan Kurochkin and Igor Prikhodko.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mcfucked changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Smiff tries to avoid it but Mcfucked manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Smiff to the ground. Smiff escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Mcfucked is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Smiff fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Mcfucked sprawls well initially but Smiff persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Smiff lands with a punch from half guard.
Mcfucked looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Smiff scoring with strikes to the body and head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mcfucked wants to control but Smiff is keeping busy.
Mcfucked actively working from the bottom here.
Smiff is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Smiff tries to pass the half guard into mount. Mcfucked knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Smiff keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Mcfucked wants to control but Smiff is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Mcfucked trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but Smiff manages to pass to mount!
Smiff scoring with strikes but Mcfucked is staying in there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smiff controlling his opponent.
A nice elbow there by Smiff.
Smiff pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Smiff landing strikes, looking to finish!
Smiff landing shots from mount.
Smiff with the ground and pound from mount.
Smiff lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Smiff scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Mcfucked is squirming around, avoiding Smiff's attempts to control the action.
Smiff knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Mcfucked on the ground.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smiff controlling the position easily from mount.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Smiff lands a couple of good shots and Mcfucked has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
Smiff has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Mcfucked's body.
Smiff is not going to allow Mcfucked to sit and survive in this position.
Mcfucked looking very determined here, making life difficult for Smiff.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mcfucked rolls, trying to escape but Smiff keeps control of the position.
Smiff is trying to stick to Mcfucked's back but Mcfucked is turning into Smiff. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Smiff's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Mcfucked.
Mcfucked is fighting to break Smiff's control of his arms but Smiff is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Smiff looking to hit a scissor sweep but Mcfucked is one step ahead there.
Smiff is trying to control the position but Mcfucked postures up.
Smiff can't keep his opponent in guard - Mcfucked advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Smiff wants to improve his position but Mcfucked is controlling well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Farinaceous Smiff dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Mcfucked throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Smiff's waist but Smiff gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Mcfucked off to one side.
Mcfucked ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Mcfucked tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Smiff swivels and escapes.
Mcfucked throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Smiff's waist but Smiff gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Mcfucked off to one side.
Farinaceous Smiff has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kenny Mcfucked.
Mcfucked shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Smiff counters by moving into the clinch.
Mcfucked drops down looking for an ankle pick but Smiff pulls his leg out and moves away.
Smiff throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Mcfucked tries to clinch but Smiff moves away
and Smiff counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Mcfucked!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
You can see the frustration on Mcfucked's face as Smiff controls the position.
Mcfucked is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Mcfucked is breathing heavily.
Smiff lands a decent elbow from side control.
Smiff moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Smiff wants to control but Mcfucked is keeping him busy.
Smiff is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Mcfucked is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Mcfucked is looking to control Smiff's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Mcfucked avoid being mounted?
Smiff is pressing down on Mcfucked's thigh, looking to free his foot. Mcfucked is holding on for now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Smiff slows the pace down in half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Mcfucked ducks under a wild hook from Smiff.
Mcfucked feints the counter takedown.
Mcfucked is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Smiff displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Mcfucked.
Smiff seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Smiff keeps the fight on the outside.
Mcfucked shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Smiff counters by clinching up.
Smiff holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Smiff is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Mcfucked can do to turn this around?
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Smiff lands a takedown into guard.
Smiff scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Smiff slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Smiff postures up.
Smiff chips away with some ground and pound.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Smiff sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Smiff postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Farinaceous Smiff dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Mcfucked shoots in looking for a takedown but Smiff manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Mcfucked's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
A big right from Smiff misses.
Smiff misses with an uppercut. Mcfucked saw that one coming.
Nice takedown defense from Smiff. No joy for Mcfucked on that attempt.
Smiff attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
A momentary lapse in concentration from Mcfucked enables Smiff to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Mcfucked manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Mcfucked is wriggling around but Smiff manages to pass to half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Smiff lands a nice short elbow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mcfucked has his hands clasped together around Smiff's back. He's all about the action.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Smiff in particular looking to stall.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Smiff slips a nice elbow through Mcfucked's hands, connecting with Mcfucked's forehead.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Smiff in particular looking to stall.
Mcfucked wants to improve his position but Smiff is controlling well.
Smiff wants to take a breather but Mcfucked is having none of it.
Smiff wants to pass the guard but Mcfucked is defending well.
Farinaceous Smiff is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Smiff frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Smiff scoring with strikes but Mcfucked is staying in there.
Mcfucked regains half guard.
Mcfucked takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Smiff is controlling the pace.
Smiff working to pass to mount. He's got his hand pressing down on Mcfucked's thigh. Mcfucked counters though and makes it back to full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smiff looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Mcfucked is trying to keep Smiff in close.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Smiff controls from within his opponent's guard.
Smiff won't allow Mcfucked to sweep him here.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Mcfucked can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Smiff controls the pace.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Smiff throws out a loose jab but Mcfucked uses good head movement to avoid it.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Smiff jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Mcfucked checks a low kick from Smiff.
Mcfucked is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Kenny Mcfucked has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Smiff lands a jab.
And that's the end of the fight!
Farinaceous Smiff showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Smiff has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight for Farinaceous Smiff!
Judge Ivan Kurochkin scores the fight for Farinaceous Smiff!
Judge Igor Prikhodko scores the fight for Farinaceous Smiff!
Farinaceous Smiff wins by unanimous decision!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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