PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Count Chocula (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Solid Snake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Count Chocula is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Chocula
vs
Snake

180 cm
29
155 lbs
15 - 8 - 0

174 cm
21
150 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Count Chocula!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Solid Snake!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Roosa Järviläinen and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snake throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Chocula sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Snake throws a good cross that connects.
Chocula uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Snake.
Snake throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Chocula moves forwards but Snake connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Chocula uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Snake.
Chocula is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Snake.
Jab by Chocula.
Chocula connects with a good right hand that stumbles Snake. Snake circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

It looks like Solid Snake has been cut.
Chocula throws a body shot but no joy.
Chocula keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chocula takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Snake throws a jab when Chocula was well out of range.
Chocula connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Snake scores with a leg kick.
Chocula cracks Snake with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

Snake is rocked!
Chocula cracks Snake with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Snake tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Chocula pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Snake is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Count Chocula!
Count Chocula bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.