|
|
PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mickey Pork (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kenny Mcfucked (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
 |
|
 |
| 194 cm
18
206 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
|
175 cm
18
205 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin |
|
BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin |
|
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Mickey Pork!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Kenny Mcfucked!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Konstantin Menshow and Sergei Dronov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pork rushes Mcfucked and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Mcfucked jumps guard.
Pork looking to sit in guard and control but Mcfucked gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Mcfucked stopping the sweep attempt from Pork.
Mcfucked pushing down on Pork's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Mcfucked is looking to take a break and control but Pork is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Mcfucked controlling the action here.
Pork is trying to control but Mcfucked passes into side control!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pork is trying to control Mcfucked's posture but Mcfucked avoids it.
Mcfucked is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Pork looks calm but he's in trouble here. Mcfucked gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Pork is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Mcfucked lets go of the hold and Pork can pop his arm back in it's socket.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Kenny Mcfucked!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
61% |
|
|
|
|
|
|
