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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Orpheus Boagrius (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and FannyPack SissyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Boagrius comes into the arena with Akkadian Empire blaring out of the sound system. SissyPants is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Scooters. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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200 cm
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300 lbs
16 - 2 - 0 |
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194 cm
22
282 lbs
10 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
16 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Orpheus Boagrius! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, FannyPack SissyPants! The judges for this bout are James Glass, James Atkins and William Gold.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Boagrius pulls out of a head kick attempt.
SissyPants blocks the body kick.
Boagrius tries to land a body kick and SissyPants counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Boagrius thinking. Orpheus Boagrius seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. SissyPants tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Boagrius swings for the body but SissyPants moves out of range.
Boagrius misses with a body shot
and SissyPants counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Boagrius throws a body kick that misses. SissyPants checks the leg kick nicely there.
Boagrius definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight. Boagrius keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
SissyPants has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Boagrius is landing a low percentage of strikes. A slapping leg kick lands for Boagrius.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Boagrius throws a body punch but SissyPants moves out of range. SissyPants lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook. Boagrius uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. SissyPants misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Boagrius lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
That's one minute gone in the round. SissyPants scores with a jab to the body. Boagrius throws a body kick despite being completely out of range enabling SissyPants to counter with a crisp jab. SissyPants keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
SissyPants appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body. A jab from Boagrius misses. Boagrius does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy. SissyPants looks like he wants to counter punch here. SissyPants looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple. Boagrius throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Boagrius misses with a low kick as SissyPants jumps back. SissyPants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Boagrius wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. SissyPants scores with a one two! Boagrius had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes. Boagrius avoids a punch combination nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Boagrius thumps SissyPants with a low kick. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Boagrius throws a sloppy head kick and SissyPants moves out of range easily. SissyPants steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Boagrius. SissyPants swings for the body but Boagrius moves out of range.
A good leg kick by Boagrius. Boagrius thows a leg kick but SissyPants checks it and SissyPants counters with a series of strikes. Boagrius will be more careful next time no doubt. Boagrius works the jab nicely. SissyPants loads up on a big right hand but Boagrius slips the punch. Boagrius stuns SissyPants with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. Boagrius throws a leg kick that is checked and SissyPants counters with a lovely straight right hand! Boagrius pushes SissyPants up against the cage in a clinch. SissyPants looking to throw knees to the head but Boagrius is blocking nicely.
Boagrius misses with a hook to the ribs.
SissyPants tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Still in the clinch, SissyPants scores with a nice short uppercut. SissyPants misses with a hook from the clinch. Boagrius goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
SissyPants misses with a body punch.
SissyPants misses with a knee to the head. With the fighters clinched against the cage, Boagrius creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. Boagrius has a couple of punches blocked by SissyPants.
SissyPants prevents a body shot from Boagrius. Boagrius blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Boagrius blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
SissyPants working aggressively here.
A head punch on the inside from SissyPants fails to land. Boagrius lands with a short head shot on the inside. Boagrius lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt SissyPants or not. SissyPants looks winded! SissyPants tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Boagrius lands on the inside with an uppercut. Boagrius lands a body punch. Boagrius lands a nice uppercut. Boagrius lands with a short shot to the head. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Boagrius lands a nice uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round. A nice left hand lands by Boagrius.
Boagrius lands an uppercut. Boagrius digs a right hand into SissyPants's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on SissyPants's gas tank. Boagrius lands a nice shot to the body. A shot in the inside from Boagrius. Nice body punch from Boagrius. Boagrius has SissyPants pressed against the cage.
A body shot lands from Boagrius.
A hook to the body from Boagrius.
Boagrius lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Boagrius misses with a punch to the body.
Boagrius lands a shot to the body. SissyPants takes a shot to the head. Boagrius tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. SissyPants swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A left hand lands to the body for Boagrius.
Boagrius is working SissyPants over against the cage. Boagrius lands a left hand that snaps the head of SissyPants backwards. Boagrius drops SissyPants onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! SissyPants is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
SissyPants is rocked! And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Orpheus Boagrius dominated that round. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Boagrius moves into range and clinches up with SissyPants. SissyPants misses with some punches.
SissyPants prevents a body shot from Boagrius. Boagrius swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Boagrius lands a shoulder strike. Boagrius struggles to land a body shot inside as SissyPants controls his hands.
Boagrius misses with a hook from the clinch. SissyPants misses with a body punch.
SissyPants misses with the head strike.
Boagrius lands on the inside with an uppercut. SissyPants tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. SissyPants misses with some punches.
SissyPants blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Boagrius lands an uppercut. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. A head punch blocked on the inside by Boagrius. SissyPants is breathing heavily. Boagrius misses with a body punch.
Boagrius tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Boagrius has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ. A quick uppercut on the inside from Boagrius. Boagrius lands a big right hand that drops SissyPants! The killer instinct kicks in and Boagrius finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Boagrius!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Orpheus Boagrius! During a confident post fight interview, Orpheus Boagrius thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him. FannyPack SissyPants spoke after the fight, saying 'Now I go ride my scooter. That was no fun. And my scooter makes me smile again. Because my scooter is fun.'.
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hype
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pop
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